Merry Christmas
I’m doing patriarchal and family stuff today, so I won’t be around much. But I wanted you all to know that I wish a good and plentiful Christmas for you all. Thanks for taking time out from your own celebrations to stop by here today and all of the other days you all come by here. If I ever figure out what brings you here, I’ll do more of it.
Thomas Huxton sent us some Christmas videos to entertain yourselves with today, though;
Merry Christmas to all of you.
Category: Holidays
Party on John!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY TAH FAMILY. LONG LIVE GOOD HEALTH TO ALL…
“If I ever figure out what brings you here, I’ll do more of it.”
I don’t know. This blog is sort of like crack…or Chinese food. The more you have, the more you want.
At least this blog doesn’t make me fat or get me put in jail.
Merry Christmas to you, Jonn, and all of my fellow crackheads.
Well, according to Daniel Bernath, visiting this site will lead to you getting fired.
Tell that to our 3 million visitors this year.
Merry Christmas, Jonn, and “staff”.
From the 0600, (Central time), Feel Good Stories, to the Weekend Open Thread, all are good, and balance out the Stolen Valor stories. As I reflect, this site has come up with new descriptions of the everyday actions of the sick, lame and lazy. Most memorable is the admonishment to the less than adept attorneys out there: “Don’t ever go Full Bernath“. And to those who would sit up at night, drinking cheap wine and writing missives to their adversaries: “Don’t ever go full Wickre“. Or, when someone does something incredibly foolish: “Don’t ever eat the full chunk of cheese“.
Merry Christmas and a most prosperous New Year to all of the “commenters in good standing” here.
Word, Frankie. You hit it square in the black.
Daniel A. Bernath – according to him he was going to have me and my family out on the street with him taking everything, *YAWN* I bet real Attorneys run away from him like they did lepers in times past! Oh, and his smegma-brained lackey, whatshisface that always said he was coming, *YAWN*.
DAMN PROUD….I CAN’T SEE YOUR FAMILY HOMELESS..YA’ALL MOVE in WITH US, unless he takes mine first?
I wonder how he can make that claim, even 1–if he knows where someone works, 2–if we don’t post using company time or resources, 3–why they would give a shit if condition 2 is met.
Oh yeah, he’s a fucking loon. Forgot for a second.
I’ve been very good about BERNASTY, however, it is Christmas. May the next year be the end of funny frivolous lawsuits being filed by a IDIOT..
Daniel A. Bernath, one who has made himself the ULTIMATE leper of the Legal profession! Yes, SELF-MADE, he deserves credit for every bit of it and I have to also say that IMHO he is SECOND TO NONE in what he does, making many many people laugh at and hate him at the same time! I heard rumor that his (and DallASS’s) Parents hated him to the point that his bathtub toys were a hair dryer and a toaster!
Fired? Now I am scared! How the hell do I fire myself?
Write a letter..
Email myself..
Oh, since lots of us will be on the streets together, let’s talk and see if we can buy the house next to BERNATH. Ah, what a kick would that be….
Merry Christmas to one and all, including lifetime and honorary members of The Dutch Rudder Gang. Without their incessant assault on common sense, we would not have all of the amusement that they have brought to us over the years.
Career wise, things look pretty good for the third software company that I work for. This year, the company Vice President allowed me to order two things off of the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Of course, I still had to share the medium drink and fries with the other employees. Elaine Ricci did not make it to the event (that’s two years in a row), so Paul did have enough to cover the tab, which consisted of just Paul and I. I guess all of those engineers on staff that are mentioned on the company website had more pressing matters.
McDs is getting rid of the Dollar Menu next year.
WTF is your boss going to do then?
We can always catch the Goodwill Holiday Special; $3 gets you a 1970s vintage business suit and a sandwich.
Merry Christmas back at you Jonn and also to all of the “characters” who grace this site.
I believe it was Waylon Jennings who said something like “if I wasn’t crazy, I’d go insane.” Coming here on an addictively daily (hourly) basis keeps me from going insane.
Once again, Merry Christmas to everyone in the TAH Nation and especially to those Men and Women manning the ramparts of freedom.
Ya might be thinking of Jimmy Buffett.
“Changes in Latitudes Changes in Attitudes”
I was off a little on the lyrics. Waylon’s song is “I’ve always been crazy but it’s kept me from going insane.”
Jimmy’s is close – “If we weren’t all crazy we would all go insane.”
Great music minds think alike…
Yep…you are correct. Holy crap, I haven’t heard that Waylon tune in years.
Thanks for the lyrical nostalgia.
Groucho Marx said it best – I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member!
In spite of that, I come back to TAH anyway. Jonn, thanks for letting me post some nonsensical drivel from time to time. Merry Christmas to you and yours, and the same to all my fellow TAH denizens.
And to all you Stolen Valor phonies, turds, and wannabees who rant and rave and threaten lawsuits when your misdeeds are exposed here, this is for you:
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Merry Christmas Jonn and to all of TAH Nation. A special Merry to all those deployed and away from their loved ones, including my son XO of B/1/5 Cav in Korea.
Loyalty and Courage!
Merry Christmas
I was told years ago that USMC stood for “You(U) Suckers Missed Christmas” and yeah, there were a lot spent away from my biological family, but as I sit here comfortably at home I have to say some of those “missed” Christmases were the best ones I ever had.
Celer Silens Mortalis
I’ve never figured out what brings me here. Must be the company. It is inspiring and funny and sad and thought-provoking, all at once. This has been a good year. I think next year will be even better.
Merry Christmas, all of you. Have a good and prosperous Next Year.
Merry Christmas to you and your family, Jonn and to all that make this blog a must visit place for me every day.
As for the SV frauds and the DRG, I hope that Santa and his reindeer left you coal and crap as gifts… you deserve it!
I hope Santa’s elves took turns pooping in their stockings!!! 😈
Merry Christmas to all my peeps here at TAH! My grandson looked liketh e cat that ate the canary, last night, when he opened his present from me. His first Daisy Red Rider BB gun! He had the perma-grin cookin’ for the rest of the night! Then, he proceeded to whoop my butt at football on his new Playstation (a gift from his mother, aunt, and grandma). So; my mission was complete and he never let his new firearm out of his sight the entire rest of the night, even while whooping me at PS. He informed me that we were going out “hunting” this weekend, so I am to take him into the woods by their house and see if we can bag some squirrels (although he would have to be pretty close to take one out with a Red Rider).
BTW, Jonn, I showed him the pics of when you, TSO, and Mr. Wolf were here at the HHC, and he’s looking forward to going, when you chuckleheads are back up this way. You always have an open invitation, ya know.
Merry Christmas to all.
As is commonly known, I am not a wordsmith nor a grand orator, so my expression above will have to say it all.
As a small side note (if permitted) today would have been my mother’s 96th birthday. So, Happy Birthday Mom. Rest In Peace and say hello to the rest of the family for me.
Merry Christmas, Jonn, to you and your Family and to all on TAH:
In honor of all those who have served: Past, Present and Future, THANK YOU.
Happy Christmas Everyone!
I hope Santa brought you all the goodies you wished for 😀
Merry Christmas to all of the TAH community. Hope everyone has a nice stress free day.
I enjoy the stories and the company. Merry Christmas to all, and a fine and prosperous New Year to all men of good will.
Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, whatever you prefer to all of you here in my TAH family. God bless each of you and your families. It’s good to come here and feel…at home. Signed, A Fellow Miscreant.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!
Merry Christmas, Jonn to you and yours! I can’t believe it will be nearly ten years that I have perused your site…Whoop!! Have a wonderful Day. May peace and joy fill your day….
Jonn … thank you for allowing the old Commissioner to play in your yard from time to time. Merry Christmas to you and your wonderful family, and to all the folks at TAH! A day in which I don’t stop by to read all the latest is a day without sunshine to me.
I hope everyone got everything they wanted, and that you want everything you got. All the best!
A very Merry Christmas to everyone.
Hmmm. Just maybe the greatest wish is for those who need it most. May the peace of this glorious season fall upon the wretched, at least long enough for the rest of us to enjoy a terrific day of celebration.
Merry Christmas to all!
My wife says her water should break any day now. I wouldn’t mind having a son for Christmas!
Why would you do that to your youngin’?
Birthday just after Christmas? Dude! You gotta spread the gifting times around the calender better!
Seriously:
Fingers crossed and Prayers Up!
Thanks for posting that.
The best part about it is that it drives libs crazy !!!
Merry Christmas Jonn and all who visit here!
All of you are wide open for bitchin from the PC ankle bitters In that regard, please choose any and all that apply and have an enjoyable holiday season:
( )Happy Hanukkah
( )Feliz Navidad
( )Merry Christmas
( )Bah Humbug
( )Happy Festivus
( )Joyous Kwanzaa
( )Kong Hei Fatt Choy
Best wishes for the Holiday Season
CM, you forgot one: Mele Kalikimaka.
Got it from my dad, who was a grunt in WW2.
So Mele Kelikimaka to all this day.
Hack Stone is in the doghouse with his wife Rosetta this Christmas morning. We went to Christmas service, and at the conclusion, the Priest said we would sing Joy To The World for the exit procession. Being in the Christmas spirit, Hack belted out “Jeremiah was a bullfrog…!” I hope that Boxing Day turns out better.
Sorry, Hack. I simply could not resist.
https://youtu.be/yf-d-Ka30EY
If you have never heard the poem written by Bob Welsh a retired State Trooper, you should should take a minute. Merry Christmas to all who serve.
Thank You, Dave. That was poem was simply wonderful.
Is he a retired ISP Trooper? Seems like I heard our simple Hoosier accent in his voice.
Oops, my bad. Delete the first “was.”
Georgia DPS, I believe.
His website says he’s a retired Ohio State Trooper. I was thinking maybe he was from Indiana.
Just the same, he’s from one of those Mid East-West states that starts with a vowel, and that’s good enough for me.
In the spirit of giving, I think that we should all wish a gift to the DRG. Perhaps the best would be according to Psalms 28-4.
I am in.
Quite fitting my friend !!!
Psalm 28:4 New International Version
Repay them for their deeds and for their evil work; repay them for what their hands have done and bring back on them what they deserve.
For all of you people east of the Mississippi who will be basking in the 50 to 60 degree range with no snow on the ground for Christmas Day, here is the current weather from my AO:
8 to 10 inches of partly cloudy already providing a good ground cover. Today’s expected high of around 25, tonight’s low somewhere in the single digits.
Snow showers are passing through now, the lull between storms for the weekend is gonna be chilly. Highs only in the mid teens with overnight lows expected to be in the minus single digits.
Merry Christmas to all. Pray the snow doesn’t get much deeper. It’s already up to my old guard cow Scooby’s belly and he does a quick business when it comes to dropping a fresh steaming pile of Phil Monkress somewhere out there in the vast white expanse known as the back yard.
Just as long as you can avoid the tornadoes.
Keep safe. 🙂
Yeah, I saw that in yesterday’s news. Tornadoes up in Michigan.
My prayers go out to all the people who are affected by that type of weather, no matter where or what time of year.
I’m here for the camaraderie.
And the beer.
And I ain’t going nowhere.
Merry Christmas to Jonn, TSO, and the whole gang, and a Happy 2016. Except for the DRG. Coal and fat bags of dicks for you clowns.
I come for the stolen valor, but stay for the death threats. Speaking of death threats, has anyone collected that $10,000 for ratting me out yet?
I keep using this Dave Hardin guy’s name. For 10 grand I will rat his ass out in a heart beat and keep the money.
You can rat me out anytime, we’ll split it.
I thought about it, but then I was told the $10k was payable in FirsTech stock.
Nope, Monopoly money all in $1.00.
DO I still have that bounty on me? Lawn Dart Danny the Fred Phelps Clone and *SLUUURRP!*41 quit accusing others of being me after what, the EIGHTH time they published someone that turned out NOT to be me? May the Bluebird of Happiness copiously defecate on their birthday cakes this year!
Tranny-girl Catfight. Breanna Manning seems to have his girl panties in a twist over Bruce/Caitlyn for some reason.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/12/24/chelsea-manning-calls-out-caitlyn-jenner.html
Well let’s see, BRADLEY Manning still has what, THIRTYsome years left of his sentence to pout and stew about that!!! 😀
As much as this pains me…
Merry Christmas to one and all & God bless our men & women of the US Military!!
And as always:Praise be thy Great One…
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Your humble servant,
Dr. T
Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope the season brings great things to you and your families.
Merry Christmas from me and my family
https://flic.kr/p/CvWFEr
NSFW: Language
CLASSIC!
Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year (in case I forget later)!.
“If I ever figure out what brings you here, I’ll do more of it.”
That’s an easy one. You haven’t banned me. So, all in all, it’s your own damned fault.
’tis the season!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all in TAH land.
My best to you and yours over this wonderful season.
Be safe and be well.
Merry Christmas to Jonn and all who post on this crazy entertaining site. It is my social interaction every day which keeps me sane and in touch with other “been there” folks. A need fulfilled for which I am truly grateful. Over time certain posts are recognizable and looked for with much anticipation. At my age it’s a blessing to know there are still other crack pots alive and kicking. To ALL of you, Semper Fi until the day I die.
MERRY CHRISTMAS all!
Merry Christmas to my one and only crush (Jonn) and my best partner in crime these days (TSO). Love you guys to the moon and back.
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope your holiday has been as good as mine has with all the family here.
Sorry I am a bit late to the festivities. I was busy playing Santa, translating poorly translated Chinese, assembling toys, inserting batteries, stuffing my face, and etc.
Merry Christmas to all the fine people of TAH. I am grateful for the website, the people that frequent it, and for the fact that you all let me join in the fun. I hope everyone had a great Christmas Day, and wishing everyone health and happiness in 2016, especially Mr. Jonn Lilyea.
For those of you that are deployed, I hope your holidays are spent in comfort and safety, I hope you will be home soon and the final days of your deployment pass quickly, I hope that you feel the appreciation of those in CONUS you serve to protect, and I hope the GD contractors had the good sense to eat at the back of the line!
I will not defile this marvelously upbeat post by mentioning posers, the DRG, failed lawyers, grounded pilots, door-less mailboxes, or fuel starved carburetors. I will have to hope that another more suitable post comes along for me to pay them their respects.
Thanks ladies and gentlemen and dickweeds. 2/17 Air Cav, if you are out there… you are missed and I hope you find your way back! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
-GDC
^^^Word^^^ Esp the shout out to 2/17.
I was kind of wondering about 2/17 Cav myself.
I went back and did a little checking around. The last comment I can find from him is on the 4 Dec Weekend Open Thread.
I hope all is well. So, 2/17 Are you out there?
2/17 Air Cav. Commo Check, Over?
Not sure what day it was, but he got fed up with our pedantic grad student stealing all the oxygen, and he left. Said he was never coming back.
OK. Got it. I can understand 2/17’s reasoning. I stopped reading any of the “Infallible One’s” comments a while ago.
Merry Christmas one day late to you too Jonn and I hope that you and your family had a wonderful Christmas celebration.
And the same to all the rest of you on here too.
This is a great MilBlog and keeps me going throughout the day.