Barry Strange; 3rd Amendment phony

| December 23, 2015

Barry Strange

Club Manager sends us a link to an article from Arkansas about Barry Strange who was arrested for living in an empty house in White Hall. The homeowner went on a day trip and when she returned home, there was a strange car parked in the driveway and lights on in the house. Police arrived to find Mr. Strange making himself at home;

According to the affidavit, police found that a bed had been slept in, there was evidence the shower had been used and men’s clothing was on the floor, and there were empty McDonald’s food bags.

Zuber said when Strange was questioned, he allegedly said he was “conducting habitat missions for the military and that was the reason he was in the house.”

Kizer said Strange is on felony probation from another county and had “14 failures to appear since 2005.”

The 3rd Amendment, you might remember, protects citizens from that kind of stuff; “No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.” But, we know that no one named “Barry Strange” is in the military and he’s currently sitting in jail wondering how he’s ever going to come up with the $25,000 “cash only” bail money.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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Skippy

Crazy crazy and Craaazy

desert

Someone needs to take Strange Barry out and beat him severly about the head and shoulders!

A Proud Infidel®™

Felony Probation and fourteen failures to appear? Let’s hope they throw away the key and leave him in Bubba & Thor’s harem for many years to come!

Martinjmpr

“barry strange” indeed. 😀

Green Thumb

Awesome.

Hondo

Barry Strange”? Arkansas?

I guess he was a bit lost. Isn’t his address 1600 Penn Ave, Wash DC?

Green Thumb

This is what happens and what you become when you get fired from All-Points Logistics.

Sad.

Ex-PH2

‘Habitat missions’?? Well, that’s a new one. Why didn’t I think of that?

Strange, indeed.

Hondo

Sure – “habitat mission”. His mission was to find himself a temporary free habitat.

jonp

Barry Strange? Not as good as Carlos Danger but pretty close

Veritas Omnia Vincit

It all sounds Barry, Barry Strange to me too…

Jarhead

That makes two, count ’em two, people in my life time that I have known to be named Barry…..whether now or earlier. One of them currently sits in jail. The other stinkin’ rotten no good S. O. B. belongs in jail for the damage done to this country. F__k you number two!

John "Faker 6" Giduck

Barry Strange sounds a lot like my online alter ego.

https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/more-evidence-linking-john-giduck-to-a-fake-online-persona/

sincerely

John “Faker 6” Giduck

Club Manager

This happened about a mile from our home as the crow flies. Had he pulled the same stunt in any house on our street, the question would have been, “Why did you shoot him 13 times?” And the response would be, “Because I ran out of bullets officer. I plan to find out if he had some sort of military connection.

TallyWhagger

I had a little ranch in Grapevine, not too many years ago. There’s a McDonald’s right off the exit ramp of I-530 and US 74. My recollection is that just about anybody knew everybody in White Hall.

Club Manager

White Hall has grown, would you believe over 5,000 people and 4 traffic lights. All of the natives know all of the other natives but we have folks like me. There are also lots of renters with spill over from Pine Bluff which is not a good thing. We’ve been here since 96′ and I am still barely tolerated – that is until a local needs something. For me I love it because of my access to elected officials and after growing up in New Yawk City and all those years of military housing, having an acre, with trees, deer, etc. is neat stuff. As far as the natives, “A’int that nice.”

Just An Old Dog

He is under the command of the Special Forces Hobo that was squatting in the Barracks at Ft Bragg for 6 months.

Hack Stone