Navy Reservist peeper charged
One of our ninjas sent us a story about Navy Reservist and civil service mariner Delwen Lamar Sutton who was arrested last week on charges that two years ago he peeped on female sailors aboard ship, the USS Kanawha, off the coast of Italy and filmed his encounters;
While the ship was off the coast of Italy in February 2013, a civilian merchant marine on board caught Sutton lying on the ground outside a shipmate’s stateroom door, according to the charges filed Nov. 16. Sutton walked away.
Several hours later, another shipmate saw him lying on his side with his cellphone pointed at the vent of a female cadet’s door, the complaint says. When confronted, according to the complaint, Sutton apologized and said it would never happen again.
When the ship’s captain heard of these incidents, he turned over all of Sutton’s electronic devices to NCIS. They found damage to 23 doors to private rooms aboard the ship which allowed Sutton to better peep at the sailors.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
This is a guy who doesn’t need Captain’s Mast. He needs to be turned over to the CMC for some “wall-to-wall” counseling, and perhaps feted with a blanket party later on.
The old Navy knew full well how to deal with this sort of cancer and it not only usually solve the problem, but saved the admin folks a lot of paperwork.
Have to disagree, AW1 Tim. This guy needs to be ordered to active duty, face a GCM, and (if found guilty) receive a DD plus a “mandatory vacation” at The Crossbar Hotel, Fort Leavenworth, KS (or equivalent branch location elsewhere).
You can’t tell me this guy wasn’t planning on distributing his videos, at least to selected “buddies”, or posting it to some pr0n site somewhere.
Well said.. Turn him over to the CMC and the hole Mess..
Bring back Keelhauling!
+1000
As Danny Glover put it, “That shit’s SERIOUS on an aircraft carrier!”
I would make him walk the plank.
Shitbag.
AND two years later they are just getting around to nailing the asshole?
You guys are FAR too easy on this creepazoid. This how you punish this asshole.
You get together all of the women he offended, put them in a double line called a gantlet, give them baseball or cricket bats, and then send him through it with his ankles shackled just loose enough to allow him to mince his way through it.
That’s the first go-round. The second is all the other stuff you mentioned, plus 11 years incarcerated with Bradley Manning.
Seems that the 8th Amendment would preclude that, Ex-PH2. Particularly that part about incarcerated 11 years with Manning the Wannabe Dorkless Wonder.
Wuss!
I would do the Goat locker first to get him ready for the Females.
If it’s in the boiler room, fine by me.
I like keel-hauling better. It’s not punishment, it’s an “overboard survival training exercise.”
Yes, especially if it’s in front of the screws.
Please, Ex– this creep’s still Navy. Manning’s still got two serviceable holes. You do the math.
I say the cricket gauntlet, and then keelhaul his ass.
Ex-PH2, why just settle for bats and clubs? I’d “accidentally” leave some crescent wrenches, screwdrivers. icepicks and needle nosed pliers laying around where the Ladies were forming their gauntlet. 😀
Living with another person for many years will teach you to not only respect their privacy but demand it. Spousal Units tend to blur the boundary between being comfortable in you presence regardless of whatever activity you might be engaged in at the time and the utterly macabre.
Brushing their teeth while you are mounted on the throne is not a statement that they are comfortable with you, it means they no longer give a shit what you think.
The horror of becoming familiar with the daily hygiene of a female Spousal Unit will not only stop you frome peering into vents to watch, on the occasional event when you unsuspectingly stumble across it you will recoil like a 50 cal without the tripod.
They will break you down until all the privacy you can clutch onto is hiding the “good razor” so you don’t have to cry while you shave.
I don’t need a lot of special attention these days, an occasional sandwich and a beer seem to ease the pain. Live with someone for years and you will see more of them than you ever cared to.
Oh, you poor thing! Didn’t your spousal unit walk in on you while you were ‘reading’ in the head so of then that you had to put a towel over your subject matter?
‘so ofthen’ – yeah, that is ‘so often’
Sorry, my bad.
Since we are editing corrections; your v you and from v frome.
My ‘subject matter’ always seems to become their property, its just connected to me. I can’t play with it on my own anymore, I can’t take it out for others to play with, and under no circumstances does it get to play with others of its kind.
It mostly lays around unnoticed until there is some suspicion that someone else has developed an interest in the ‘subject’.
Study groups can be fun but rarely a sober event. Spousal Units awake the next day retaining little of cramming session. In fact they seem to act as if it never happened.
Thank the Gods for camera phones.
Buy a house with a male and female bathroom and never enter the female version unless you are making repairs to the structure or plumbing of the room (not the SU)….
I have my very own super clean restroom that maintains a certain level of privacy at all times…
I no longer have or need any mystery, now that I think of it I never really did, I just don’t need twelve kinds of frou frou soap for every different part of my anatomy or a variety of creams and lotions with names I’ve never heard of nor have any desire to learn. I have a single bottle of soap (amazingly it washes all my body parts to a high degree of clean) and a high pressure shower head and I’m good.
No need for 45 minutes of lounging under the rain head in the shower steaming the tiles….
It’s not a simple strategy, but it’s highly effective.
The wife and I also have our own bathrooms and the kids have one that they share. This way my wife can take as long of a bath as he wants and I can take my time doing my business and reading the paper.
The Mystery of Gender Differences, Part 37332
A man will have six items in the bathroom: soap, razor, toothbrush, tooth paste, a comb, and deodorant. If the razor is not electric, he may (or may not) have shaving cream as a seventh item.
A woman will have 423 distinct items on her bathroom counter, in the bathroom cabinets, and/or in the shower. A man will not recognize – let alone know the use/function of – 410 of them.
No one knows why this is so.
“Have you ever had one of those days,
When nothin’ goes right?
Your wife starts bitchin’ bout whatever she was
bitchin’ about last night.
So you escape to the bathroom,
to sit there on the throne
But after you finish your business,
the toilet paper is gone.
It’s a great day
For me to whup somebody’s ass
It’s a bad day
so you better get offa my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cuz it’s a great day
To whup somebody’s ass”
Paul Thorn
For some reason, this just seems apropos here:
I’m laughing so hard that my dear, sweet husband is glancing over me with alarmed looks, wondering whether he should be prepared to perform a Heimlich maneuver, and the dog has run away and hidden herself.
While at sea … conduct a CPO Review Board convened by and chaired by me!
If he was on active duty at the time, straight to XOI for a rubber stamp, with an immediate escort to Captain’s Mast wit a recommendation for maximum punishment.
If he was a civilian, the Captain should have disembarked him at the shittiest port available that does not take lightly the crimes committed …
Sounds like his is a Merchant Marine.
Lock him in a brig cell with my ex-wife for at least a month!! 😈
A month, are you kidding me? API, you’ve never met my ex. Three or four days locked up with her and the dude would turn gay in today’s society.
ARE YOU SHITTIN’ ME? Just 24 hours of him with MY ex-monster would do that, that’s why I say I’d sentence him to a month with the damn thing! 😀
Mine is a straight razor totin’, meaner than a rattlesnake, make an alligator look nice type. Put the dude in a cage with both of them and he’d come out plum white! Then he’d be singing this song IF the notion to repeat ever crossed his mind.
AWWRIGHT THEN, I say he gets locked up with your ex-monster AND mine in a ship’s brig cell for a month at max. We also have cameras on the cell and we’ll send a live feed to Vegas where gamblers can have a betting pool on it, things like how soon will they make him go batshit crazy, time and day, which will make him go crazier,… DAMNED if each of us couldn’t make each other a dump truck or three of money off of that!!
Got it! Call it “Tom vs. Titties”, Cage Match of The Decade. Peeper to take on two of the meanest ex’s from TAH posters. Guaranteed purse. (Dollars or handbag in case the dude comes out gay). Goods odds on the two lovely and talented, always effervescent ex’s. Hopefully shown live on satellite television. Ten rounds minimum, or so if he thinks he can last that long. Big ol’ helmet and eye protectors won’t do him any good this time. Mine will probably pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him and share the booty with her new best gal friend. Crap, API, we are in for the BIG money! Mine will probably do it for free just to vent her self-imposed frustrations with me. Before it’s over, the two of them will likely make necklaces out of their win. You’re right, Vegas will eat this up more than a Mike Tyson brawl. We can surely charm the two of them into making a reality show based on the fight and their “loving” personalities. Maybe call it “The Kooks of Hazard”.
Better get a couple of BIG dump trucks to haul our money.
On second thought, I’ve never tried to charm a tarantula.
No timed rounds, NO TIME OUTS OR BREAKS, the clock starts once he’s in the brig cell with your ex-monster and mine! The bets would be on items like how soon will he go nuts, how crazy will they drive them, which monster made him go nuttier (let the bookies do the odds and payouts) and WE each walk away with a percentage of the gross amount of money betted, period!
What’s with the discrimination? I thought the new and improved military was open to freaks across the board? I guess the openness only applies to slack jawed faggots, transsexuals, and female rangers….
The other question is ‘how come the peepers never do that to the guys?’
Let him get caught peeping one of the female ranger school graduates. That would be a fun ass beatdown to watch!
I’m relatively sure that goes on all the time in the male latrines/heads, Ex-PH2 – though without the video. The population doing it was simply formerly (1) relatively small, and (2) generally was both discrete and didn’t want to chance getting the hell beat out of them if they got caught. Ergo, known incidents seem to have been uncommon.
At least, that was true in years past. These days, who knows?
Can’t answer for why we haven’t seen any women busted for pulling a “peeping Tess” stunt.
Hondo quit picking on Lars. That was a long time ago and he tries not to do it anymore. His minority brunette dates and all keep him distracted enough that he stays clean. Mostly.
When I was in Quantico they caught a Dependent minor (male) peeking into the Male showers at one of the barracks.
Two years ago? The Command couldn’t do anything until now? I understand the investigation process, but if they had hard evidence (snork) why so long? Two years Active is still 125 days Reserve time. What’s missing here?
Never mind. I just realized the “Civil Service Mariner” part. Takes an Act of God to discipline them. If it were strictly Navy, not so much. So he was doing this as a civilian, not on drill status.
Late response, as I myself am a merchant mariner and was not around for this post… but they can and SHOULD turn over the evidence of his deeds to the US Coast Guard and have them permanently revoke his merchant seaman’s documents. Set an example for the rest of the fleet; both commercial and civil service.
Why aren’t they having him test free dive weights to search for Bin Laden’s body while awaiting trial?
Why do the gays get free shots? No peeping required. Just hit the shower.
Well at least he wasn’t called a Peeping Uncle Tom!
Creepy photo sneaker in the Navy can this be a long lost son of Bernath? This be another child support issue for Danny boy.
Obviously this guy has never heard of porn.