Wednesday morning feel good stories

| November 25, 2015

GDContractor sends our first story this morning that happened in Dallas, Texas where a homeowner encountered two fellows breaking into his home, so he plugged one of them who was declared DOT (dead over there) at the hospital. The other one is in the wind.

In Newport, Tennessee, two men asked a homeowner if they could cut his firewood. The homeowner smartly refused, so the pair kicked his door down and came in blasting with their firearms. When the homeowner returned fire, the two un-assed the AO. There’s no mention of any casualties in the exchange. But the criminals are in custody.

In Jacksonville, Florida, a fellow in a Darth Vader mask pulled a gun on a convenience store employee. The clerk responded to the threat by beating the Star Wars fan in the face with a jar of salad dressing, so the police took Darth to the hospital before tossing him in the hoosegow.

Category: Feel Good Stories

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Frankie Cee "In the clear"

It takes a pretty damned dumb individual to risk incarceration, injury, or possibly his/her life just to steal some money to buy drugs with. Somene that damned dumb is a risk to the citizens around him/her. Glad to see that some of them are having their careers cut short with a shot or two to the torso.

Devtun

Jethro & LeRoy to Darth poser…drop trow, and show us your light saber.

Instinct

Guess the Force was not with Darth.

Hondo

His mask must have been a factory reject, too.

Hayabusa

I find your lack of faith… disturbing.

Ex-PH2

See? I keep telling you, all you have to do is use kitchen and cooking stuff to defeat these bad people. That clerk was clever enough to make a salad out of someone who thought he was being clever.

Now I’m going to go stock up on pumpkin pie and whipped cream.