Friday morning feel good stories

| October 23, 2015

We begin with a story from Portland, Oregon where a homeowner awoke to a burglar on top of him. The friendly burglar tried to kiss the homeowner on the mouth. The homeowner was able to escape the amorous advances and secured his handgun and fired at the fellow three times while the frightened criminal un-assed the AO. Police found him later when they got to the scene. The criminal told police that he was wounded, but a check of his nasty body revealed no wounds.

There’s an update to our story last month from Dayton, Ohio where a woman waited for more than an hour for a response from the police before she finally shot the intruder herself. The 9-1-1 dispatcher was blamed for the delayed response in his mishandling of the notification of the uniformed officers on-duty that night. Regardless of whose fault it was, the young lady was lucky that she was armed.

In Lubbock, Texas, a burglar was discouraged by gunfire from a resident. As he un-assed the AO, he was prevented from doing so by another citizen. Looking at the mugshot at the link, it appears that 33-year-old Mark Cox had a rough day.

Category: Feel Good Stories

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Ex-PH2

‘a burglar on top of him’????

Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places, perhaps? Or just drunk and stupid?

LIRight

I was hoping for another tongue amputation!

Old Trooper

Or wienerectomy.

GDContractor

Hey it was Portland, OR. Don’t be a hater.

HMCS (FMF) ret.

That’s SOP for Lawn Dart Danny-boi and his butt buddie QuEeFeRs… especially when QuEeFeRs isn’t suck starting Danny’s catheter!

Sparks

An intruder on top of me in bed? I don’t think so, unless I have the misfortune of being paralyzed at the time. I still sleep so lightly I hear crickets screwing outside. But if it were to happen, on a parallel earth or something, just one shot, in his ear, but to the outside of the bed, so as not to splatter my better half with his brains.

jonp

No shit. I sleep upstairs and my wife walking barefoot up the stairs on carpet has me sitting up with my revolver in hand.

clamsgotlegs

I can’t find the link for the update on the second story/Dayton OH.

The mugshot of the guy in the third looks like one of those faces of meth pics.

jonp

Mr. Mark looks like he was “detained” by a MMA Heavyweight.