Jason Lawley aka David Denny; phony SEAL
This Jason Lawley fellow was busted about three years ago by Scotty at his old place, but, I guess he doesn’t want to stay busted. He claims that he was a SEAL on Team 3, but Don Shipley disagrees with him. So does the National Personnel Records Center;
His story alternates between being so secret squirrel that we can’t find his records and the fact that his lying is his 1st Amendment right. He’s right of course, it is his right to make the most ridiculous statements in the world like this fat tub of shit is a Navy SEAL and the government can’t do anything to him. But we can…we can make him famous for being a liar. That can’t be good for his social life, I’m guessing. By the way, he has a Twitter account; https://twitter.com/navysealthree, but you’ll want to stay out of his photos, well, unless you want to see this pear-shaped moron naked;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Unreal, phony POS
No, he’s not; he’s the Pillsbury Dough SEAL.
Hide the cookie Dough
So early and so stupid. There are some things for which there is no cure.
I would say a good ass kicking, but with these Turds it would not work…..
Dude’s records are sooper sekrit classification… can’t be read by anyone with a clearance less that Omega 12 in a soundproof shitter in the Lambda Lambda Lambda building at Area 51! He’s one of them there “sekrit nekkid combat swimmers” that are members of “Smegma Squad” of Team 3 (so sekrit that even the rest of the SEALS don’t know about them).
Someone drank way too much rubbing alcohol…
…with dashes of formaldehyde and antifreeze for flavor garnished with a lead paint chip, a “Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktail”!
Me thinks he is the new human resource manger for All Points Logistics.
Actually, he looks like false Commander Phil Monkress’s twin brother and could act as his stand-in during PR shots.
He sure does have more than a passing resemblance to Phil Monkress. The first photo is looks like the one from the Phildo threads. Makes me wonder if this guy has suckered someone into coming onto the blog in a futile effort to intimidate us. I hope his chump can afford a mailbox with a door.
Not a SEAL, more like an anal wart…
….or that new super secret Navy Whales to match his waist-line.
I just went to his twitter account – an addendum to my comment above; Super Secret GAY Navy Whale!
Jeezus Mary and Joseph what a moron!!
Clicked briefly on his Twitter account – what a low class piece of shit.
Roger that!
I also made that dreaded mistake and I am literally ill! That pic and the roses he sends out to his her Twitter harem is beyond gross, are we sure he’s straight? That 3/4 profile in the bathroom mirror is classic trash.
Dipshit looks like he ate a couple of seals, not the Navy kind either.
And snarfed down a bag of dicks for dessert…
Barred from all-you-can-eat joints in 23 states (thus far.)
He looks like he NEVER met a jelly doughnut he didn’t like, I bet he’s the pride of his Airsoft Trailer Park M’litia as well! Another slovenly corpulent stinking blthering pile of roach crap, the lying pus-nutted no-load Shitbird is a shoo-in at APL!
Thanks dude..I just sprayed coffee through my nose all over my keyboard reference the Jelly Doughnut comment.
His favorite war film is Pork Chop Hill.
He practices safe snacks; he always uses a condiment.
His philosophy is that he never met a meal that he didn’t like.
He has the dog tags he must truly be secret squirrel legit.
His Twitter account should read:
http://twitter.com/navysealfree
“Free” for: Free refills of your favorite 32 oz Slurppee at any participating 7/11 convenience store.
POS, why do these A holes do this shit..
Because they can – plus, they’re stupid as hell and/or of questionable character.
Bet this dude could suck a basketball through a garden hose. Turd.
OK, phony SEAL, have any of you noticed the new stolen valor trend? I’m really black? All of these special snowflakes crying for attention really need to be melted.
Shit, I feel sorry for that belt. No belt deserves that.
I know two Army women who could beat the crap out of him right now.
Bad idea. If they beat the crap out of him all they would have left is a sack of skin sporting a shitty goatee.
No need to call the Rangers, I’m pretty sure Stephen Hawking could kick this fatbody’s ass.
Good points, guys!
Ever since the nurses did it in the “M*A*S*H” television series, imposters think that it’s acceptable on their military uniform to wear their dog tags outside of their shirt, visible for all the world to see.
And THAT’S how you immediately spot a phony.
about the only time I wear my tags are for inspections or on a mil-air flight
Now that I’m an old man, and in failing health, I choose to wear my dog tags (tucked inside my shirt, out of sight) whenever I leave my quarters, along with the “Medical Alert” bracelet on my wrist.
As a civilian, I wear the dog tags for the very same reason I wore them when I was a soldier, so that if I’m unconscious or deceased, and/or my body is mutilated beyond recognition, basic identification and information is readily discernable for emergency responders.
I have mine on my keychain, for the same reason: blood type, religion, and name.
I don’t see any reason to wear them because I’m not AD any more, but as identification, they do the job.
He would be better off posing as Shaun Kings black daddy.
Fucker is so fat, when he walks across the room the radio skips.
What I find more disturbing than the fat fucht standing in the circa 1970’s kitchen of a double wide, is the manner in which he is loveingly staring at the hairy arm (in the lower left foreground) and saying to himself, “um, I can’t wait to get a piece of you later”.
Phildo’s long, lost son.
well the number of the day is Three !!!!!
3rd SF and seal team ~three’ WTF !!!!
or should I say what are the odd’s
I’d say that he should’ve been satisfied with being a member of the unorganized militia. Unfortunately for him, “able-bodied” is a criteria. He doesn’t appear to be “able-bodied”, so he can’t even claim that. 🙄
I bet he’s tasted all 23 flavors in Dr Pepper…..
Maybe he was part of that super secret/black ops work exchange program between the Coronado McDonald’s and the Navy. “I’ll trade you one Grimace for one SEAL”
Asshole has twitter confused with a glory hole. All he does is tweet trannies saying “yummy yummy yummy”.
Excuse me,I’ve got to go power wash myself with steel wool and Ajax.
He should’ve claimed to be a walrus, that I would’ve believed.
Give the man some props, he’s working on a nice front butt there.
Maybe the Major Shitbag Gay Jay Kerwin can help him with his workout.
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Tub-O-Shitbag!
Hey Jason, You fat POS……this is JUST for YOU!!!!!! By now, I know if no one else does, API will laugh his ass off!!!!
https//youtu.be/zSi-yCV-gQ4
I agree with the comments by the CPO at the top.
This turd strikes me as to being into full frontal male nudity.
And Divine from SEALFIT follows him, how did that happen?
Is it Public Exhibitionist Month, and nobody told me?
This creepazoid has a serious problem and he’s letting everyone know about it. What he doesn’t get is that he’s such a nauseating, slovenly, parboiled rump roast looking for a platter of punishment, he would disgust a cracked roofing shingle.
Posting pecker pix in public places = PERVERT! Probably pedo in there, too.
PEDOS OUT!!!
As was once said of pretenders; “be not ashamed of who you are, unless you’re an asshole. Then by all means, change that s@#t!”
Its funny, his last tweets have been him wishing for a transexual of his very own.
This guy played King Tut in the old Batman series.