Sunday morning feel good story
Another morning of slim pickins – I found nuthin’ but Chief Tango found one in Denver, Colorado where three intruders dressed in orange vests, like the road crews wear, tried to break into a home, but the owner ran them off with gunfire. It doesn’t look like anyone was injured.
In Bakersfield, California, an ambitious youngster sought to turn his life around by sticking up a local convenience store, but his dreams were dashed when the clerk had his own gun and forced the young man to un-ass the AO with his accomplice who waiting in an automobile outside. The Bakersfield PD is hoping that you have information on the crime.
Category: Feel Good Stories
The upside this morning is that because of guns, the thieves didn’t get what they came for, and possibly shit their shorts in the getaway process.
Orange vests? Well, I wouldn’t let anyone wearing those things into my home, either. They’re supposed to be out in the street, inspecting manhole covers.
The three orange vest wearers in Denver were obviously Plebes from the AF Academy who were doing the night Land Nav portion of summer camp and were just a little “disoriented.”
After all, those squiggly multicolored lines and little black squares and straight lines on a map do tend to sorta blur themselves when going through latte withdrawal.
Oops, delete “Plebes”, insert “Pre-Doolies.”
They have yet to conquer the “Beast” in Jack’s Valley.
Wearing blaze orange?
It’s not even deer season yet !!!
So? Makes for easier targeting, even when moving. Deer season or not.
I’d like to think that the slim pickings of news stories is because the bad guys are finally learning their lesson
I’d like to think that, too. Unfortunately, there are about forty stories on Google from across the country (and Canada) of successful home invasions where criminals injured or killed innocent people within the last two or three days.
There will always be low lifes stalking law abiding citizens. My crew feels as long as we keep eyes,hears open with a weapon within reach we’ll be safe or at least die before taking a few with us. I asked my son after we saw a news story about a girl who was grabbed in front of her house. Found raped and dead.
What would you do if you saw this happen? I’ll beat him to death. Why? He’ll get out and do it again. Better to be in prison then to hear another child was murdered. I thought to myself and I would do the same thing…
We had a home invasion in 1995. Four assholes as I opened my door with both arms in casts. Pushed through and they scattered throughout the house, one telling me where’s your purse. Ain’t got one, can’t carry one with my arms. Screw you and pushed me over my couch closer to my bedroom. Get your cash. It’s in the top drawer as I smiled. He had this expression like oh sure. You get it. Damn you want me to hand you my money. I went to the drawer, turned around pulled the trigger. I missed but it got everybody’s attention. The guys ran, but two of mine came out of the garage (playing video games)with shotguns. I yelled four, one black rest whites, one dreadlocks. Out the door around the corner and their heading straight for us. We unloaded. They were arrested on the freeway. The punk giving me orders son of a Police Captain. We got the gas to leak, radiator and windows.
I was pissed the next day when Cappie shows up asking to give his kid a break. I pulled out a photo album and asked see this? I’m retired because of a on the job injury and I swear to god I wouldn’t of missed with these on. Get out of my house, Sir. He no longer has a job, although he denied coming to my house, my video tape proved him a liar. My son had set it up the night of and had it on slow play. We put up a steel door the next day.
AND I BROKE TWO SCREWS IN MY RIGHT ARM.Thanks for the settlement asshole..
Daaaammmm. Ms Reb…you are an onion of may layers. Hat tip Mamn.
Sj, would you believe that the thugs heard there were drugs being sold out of my house? MY HOME! I brought my photo album to the DA a week later and he said your kidding me right? Look at the face wearing the different uniforms. You think its me? Well of course except for the short hair. I can’t have long hair with casts? How many surgeries? 18 and counting. In court which daddy didn’t attend, his son said”the bitch tricked me into not opening the drawer. What was in the drawer? She said money. All three were the worst witnesses I’ve ever heard testify in court.
Well since I’ve been to Bakersfield once and never lost as thing I need to back to look for I have no info for the BPD at this time.
I would suggest, that since it’s Bakersfield, that the look for a couple of guys whose first, middle, and last names end in vowels. I predict that if they are found, that will be the case.