Monday morning feel good story
In Orlando, Florida, a homeowner stopped an enterprising young man from turning his life around when he forced his way into the home. The homeowner perforated the poor youngster who is now on a vacation at the taxpayers’ expense.
In Weld County, Colorado, Melanie Romero took her kids to work with her, you know, like a good mother. The problem is that her work was home burglary. Her other mistake was breaking into the home of Kim Steffen-Brauch, a retired police officer. Mistake three was burglarizing Kim’s home while Kim was taking a nap – so Kim was in a bad mood when she pulled her gun out and interrupted poor Melanie’s work flow and held her until the local deputies arrived and found Melanie’s kids waiting patiently in the car for Mom to return.
In Springfield, Missouri, another homeowner rudely interrupted another burglary with a few rounds of justice. When police arrived the found the youngster writhing in pain and screaming at the top of his lungs. Probably calling for some first responders. Now, he’s resting peacefully in the hospital while taxpayers are planning other, more appropriate accommodations.
Sorry, folks no DRT stories, but thanks to Chief Tango, nonetheless.
Category: Feel Good Stories
WHAT!? No DRTs? Ahh, well, can’t expect perfection every day.
The punk in Springfield was screaming because he was having visions of HELL!
Two ventilated, one incarcerated, but no DRT, (Dead Right There, for those just joinng us). Not all of those stopped can be taken off the taxpayers burden, but they are off the street for the moment.
In regard to home burglaries, it would be nice if homeowners could get their hands on those old-fashioned 1920s slip-locks for doors, which were literally burglar-proof.
It looks to me as though Ms. Romero is not quite as skilled as she should be for a practical application of B&E.
‘perforated’? I like it!
Pictures?
DRT…you fellas just don’t know how much you are teaching this ol lady. I’m still laughing myself silly…
And again, another example that even just having a weapon and not necessarily using it can put a screeching halt to your local scumbag’s wealth enhancement scheme.
Ok so Florida shows up in the “phoney” category a lot, but I think we’re trying to make up for it by showing up in the Feel Good stories. You know like sending flowers,but faster.
Never mind! Florida is a shithole!
While reading this story at the link, I clicked on another story below it. “Wounded Vet’s donated home broken into”. His fucking Purple Heart was stepped on! His “I love me Wall” was trashed. He had just moved into the donated home 3 months ago and suffers from a TBI.
Of course this being Florida, and you guys ruining me (joking), I’m suspect about stuff like this now. And that’s the biggest/saddest shame fakers have done to everyone!
Oh, poor Valkyrie. Come on! You love it down there. I always liked Pensacola and P-Beach. Surely, there must be something good about it all.