Ranger Up presents Stolen Valor Todd
Long time no see peeps. Apologies for long absence. With my wife 8 months pregnant, and me travelling around doing shit, I just haven’t been able to post. I know some morons think they’ve run me off, but no such luck for them. Got a host of legal shit going on, all of which is moving decidedly in the good guys favor, but honestly it does take a lot of time. Luckily all of it has been funded by the insurance company of some jackass who flies without fuel, so no costs to me yet, except the pain in the ass of road trips. Plus my work is awesome and is stepping up big time.
So anyway, I am alive and well and nothing to worry about. Just getting ready for little Viole(n)t Grace Seavey to come into the world, and not a second too soon because the wife spends a solid 23.5 hours a day complaining about how sore she is, and getting off the couch is now a 9 part movement.
Anyway, RU has a new Damn Few up. As always it comes with a NSFW for language, but tell me this isn’t every dude we bust….
Category: Politics
How is the Jeep holding up?
It is AWESOME. Love my new jeep.
All I will ever remember is you in the hot dog suit, standing next to your new vehicle paid for with Bernathbucks.
Oh, what a glorious sight.
Thank you soooo much SEA……I thought I’d finally gotten that image out of my head.
Welcome back TSO. Its good to see you, congrats on the family addition.
And I’ll bet the fact that Bernath bought it for you makes the ride even better.
Congrats on the new addition to the TSO clan. Going to sign her up for a provisional appointment at El Cid?
A better question might be: “How long before you purchase the minivan?” (smile)
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Shame on you, for shame, for shame !!!
Oh, I give it about a year and a half. Right after his lovely wife demands it!
From memory, that time frame – give or take about 6 months – sounds about right.
We held out a bit longer. But we did get one before the first turned 4. (smile)
I call it a grocery assault vehicle. My wife is not amused.
Good to see ya back, amigo.
Congrats on the upcoming arrival; brings back memories.
Will ask CINC-ALL to ensure a routine labor and delivery w/o complications for either mother or child.
Copy that. Will re-transmit.
Good to see something from you, TSO… thought you may have been abducted by the DRG and subjected to their version of an “alien anal probing”.
Hope that “D-Day” comes soon for you and the Missus…
Did you dump the Oscar Meyer costume? Glad to hear you have one on the way, too. I’ll try to be around when she’s a teenager, this oughta be fun, lol.
First, that was much too long not to check in. Don’t let it happen again. Once every two weeks, sign in, say “Here” and go in peace if you must go. Second, with all of the material available on phonies, that’s the best Ranger Up can come up with. That sucked, but was not w/o one or two chuckles. Okay, one.
2/17: agree. Not impressed.
Our TAH Downfall parody is better IMHO. TSO, you seen it?
That jackass that flies without fuel.. I remember him when he was The Village People!
Sealie vapor-locked!?!
Should have told him that that dude was a pirate.
Sealie is going to sing 99 buckets of water later.
Good taseeya, TSO.
In re: RangerUp, at least they tried to do the SV thingy, with the Master Chief rate badge on the Marine uniform, but it was a bit wimpy on their part. They must have been worried about offending me… again.
Wienies.
I think they need better writers for TDF.
Ex-PH2 – You are hearby ordered to re-write their pathetic stolen valor script, make it rock, send it to them and then force them to redo it all while hanging their heads in shame!
Best to you and your growing family. Everything will change, but it’s very much worth it (until she becomes a teenager and then you might become a paranoid, grumpy man constantly cleaning your weapons whenever a boy comes calling).
I’m there now. I think I’ve cleaned my guns (that were lost in a boating accident) down to the bare metal.
Boats have a thing against guns. I was out of the house and a boat came by, took all my guns and threw them in the lake!
Man I was pissed when I got home!
Oh, hell yeah! I KNOW this is gonna be good. Those Ranger Up videos are killer!
Listen hear, Bubba. You take off like that again, whereabouts unknown, and we’re gonna impound the jeep. You’ve got PEEPS, ya know! 😉
Congratulations on the family-addition-to-be. Prayers out for a timely and routine arrival.
Peeps? Not terribly fond of same, but to each his own.
(smile)
Yeah, well…it’s either that or ‘dickweed,’ right?
Well, yeah.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P_YkO9B6emE/S9vSONIanHI/AAAAAAAABoI/_-r4oGSrvqE/s320/dickweed.gif
Image may be marginally NSFW/prudes/clergy/around children. Discretion advised. (smile)
They ain’t bad if you drop one in your coffee.
More like this kind of peeps
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/345510602633579063/
If the wife thinks that she’s sore now, wait until the day after the baby is here.
And all of those nasty names that she’s going to call you while the Low-Altitude-No-Parachute Delivery is coming to fruition:
She doesn’t mean it (hopefully).
They had to pick a ghey sounding Master Chief!
Oh well … Either way I enjoy every episode of the “Damn Few”.
Granted. Not one of RU’s best, but good for a chuckle or two. AND. . . .that ever-endearing sentiment on what should be done (by us) to ALL non-repentant SV posers. bwhahahahahahahahaha
It may not be one of RU’s funniest episodes of “The Damn Few”. But IMO TSO’s right about it being the best short vid that summarizes the Stolen Valor issue.
In just over 3 min, it manages to make at least 5 points quite well:
1. Claims without documentation should ALWAYS be taken with a huge grain of salt.
2. Consider sources and references when it comes to things you see on the Internet. If either seems lacking – see #1.
3. Even people who should know better sometimes believe the wrong guy/gal.
4. USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. If something or someone seems to be too good to be true, well, . . . .
And, lastly:
5. It’s a bad idea to p!ss of any group of SNCOs. But it’s probably an even worse idea to p!ss off a group of Special Operations types. (smile)
AND it singles out the NDSM.
When you think about it, how many posers have we busted who didn’t have their Military Participation Trophy Ribbon?
Amazing how heavy they get! My grandson born Monday is asleep on me now – harder to type one-handed and after an hour or so sleeping, weighs a TON!!!!
Quit whining. Didn’t move him, did you? Hell no. You’re loving every blessed ounce!
Last year I babysat my granddaughter and daughter a couple of days after she gave birth because I was on terminal leave and not working and my son-in-law had to go back to work. I loved every second of it.
Todd looks very much like the “Round Ranger” and that fat fucht POS phony Marine Corps SEAL EOD gun smith bubba out of the Southwest all wrapped up in to one grotesque oxygen thief.
I dunno, he looked pretty legit to me. I didn’t wear my nattie-d most of the time I was in either. Of course I stuck with high-three, instead of the high 48. His Death Star Trench Warfare medal probably bumped it.
This one’s better: