Gordon Duff goes full turnip over Jade Helm

| May 19, 2015

Someone on Facebook sent me this article from our friends at Veterans Today. I kind of lost track of them after they started taking money from Press TV, the Iranian government-controlled media. I’ve been checking on them recently what with Jade Helm going on. Somehow I missed this reasoned report by renowned serial crackpot Gordon Duff;

According to classified sources (Wikipedia), over 88,000 troops of the murderous Obama/Soros regime have moved into Texas in recent days. Bloodthirsty murderers and rapists repatriated after their killing sprees in Iraq and Afghanistan have been brought into a secret base a few miles outside Waco, home of Bill Clinton and Janet Reno’s “slaughter-fest” of the Branch Davidians in 1993.

Oh, he’s just getting wound up, folks. By the way, Gordon Duff endorsed the “murderous Obama” in 2012 election over Romney. I’m guessing that he regrets that endorsement now – much like Obama regrets Duff’s endorsement;

The warehouses below are storage for human remains, according to highly placed sources on YouTube. Trainloads of shackles, 102,000 boxcars were counted, were unloaded here as well according to BeforeItsNews

Those highly placed sources on YouTube are absolutely unimpeachable. They are a tic above regular bloggers, because they know how to push the “record” button on a video camera.

Texas residents such as Chuck Norris are already organizing minutemen to prepare for an invasion, training locals in basic martial arts and self-defense.

Well, I know whose side I’ll be on. There are lots of pictures at the links of things like tanks sitting on a concrete pad – you can’t just get those pictures from anywhere you know (well, unless you know how to use Google Earth). And there are convincing photos like this one;

Duff world

I’m sure there are Texas National Guardsmen wearing helmet liners from the 70s, wearing the old OD jungle fatigues and they’re armed with M16A1s. I’m not sure what you guys use in this century for commo, but I’m pretty sure it’s not the old PRC-77. And the SEAL Team’s disguise is very effective. I was convinced that they were a bunch of old Asian people.

And there are indisputable pictures of signs;

FEMA Death Camp

If you’re wondering, Daboo 7 is one of those highly placed YouTube sources.

Make no mistake, Obama would love to hold President George W. Bush as his prisoner and try to make him recant his faith in God on national television. Obama is planning to work with the army of Mexico, mercenaries from South America and Russian conscripts to make a push through the Gulf of Mexico. With a beachhead set in Texas, Obama can then push out and start a Western invasion of tech-rich California, all while the rest of America is torn in a Civil War started by this summer’s race riots.

Leaked Document: Obama’s Invasion Plans for American Southwest

Yep, because if Obama could make Bush recant his faith, Obama would finally be King of the World – it all makes sense, now.

In total, 28 secret bases have been discovered inside Texas with a total of 285,000 troops stationed on them. This one, most recent of the 3 secret US Army bases is part of an infiltration and subjugation plan formulated by Franklin D. Roosevelt and General George Marshall in 1942. They named it “Fort Hood,” and 88,000 troops are stationed there now and have been for some time.

Fort Bliss, current home of the 30,000 man 1st Armored Division was established in 1878. General Pershing trained his army there starting in 1914.

Auschwitz Texas,” AKA “Fort Sam Houston” was established in the 1970s and, just as most Texans fear, stands ready to vaccinate, operate and cure hundreds of thousands of unwitting (is there any other kind) Texans.

Thus far, no Texan has yet realized that over 200,000 troops have been stationed in Texas since the end of World War II.

“Steers and Morons?”

This is what happens when a fellow spends 18 months in the Marine Corps, rockets to the rank of Lance Corporal and thinks that he’s some kind of military expert.

Of course, when the round-ups don’t happen Gordon will tell us that we can thank him because he exposed the conspiracy before it could come to fruition.

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Nicki

Holy shit! Wayyyyyy too much crazy on a Tuesday morning!

ChipNASA

Nicki

Where the fuck is my tequila?

OC

Nicki, how you holding up, darlin’?
I see you’re up to almost 6k – that’s great!!

Oh, and I hope you find your tequila. 😉

OC

Nicki

OC, thanks!

I’m doing OK. Just trying to hang in there. The good news is I have an amazing attorney (also a JAG), who is really good at talking me out of setting the damn house on fire with the vermin child molesting scum in it!

People have been pretty amazing! I’ve decided what is not used will be split between Fisher House and a local homeless vets charity that works with the VA to house these folks. I was going to give the entire thing to the local charity, but Fisher House is just SO amazing! So…

Thanks for checking in on me. 🙂

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

Nicki; thanks for including Fisher House in your thoughts.
I support Fisher House of the Emerald Coast, here in the Florida Panhandle.

GDContractor

How do the whackadoodle bikers fit in to all of this? There has to be a tie in. JUST SAYIN. 😉

Stacy0311

They weren’t really bikers. It was SEAL Team 1369 trying to defect to the resistance and establish contact with Chuck Norris. They were taken out by Meal Team 6 led by George Stephanopoulos (you did notice he wasn’t anchoring the news this weekend didn’t you?)

Nicki

“It was SEAL Team 1369 trying to defect to the resistance and establish contact with Chuck Norris.” – you mean “defecate on the resistance,” don’t you?

And Meal Team 6 is led by Michael Moore. Get your info straight! 😉

Stacy0311

Moore had a light duty chit/profile for hemorrhoids/explosive diarrhea/psoriasis/gout so George had to fill in

Nicki

You know, it was the government that gave him hemorrhoids in the first place. He was apparently beginning to question the indoc.

GDContractor

Thanks Stacy0311. I knew someone “in the know” would drop a few hints AS TO what was REALLY going on. I only hope “they” don’t come after you now, now that you have exposed their attack on mama, hunting dogs, black eyed peas, and bovine antibiotics. You might want to keep an eye out for black helicopters now that Meal Team 6 has tasted blood. Can you confirm that they only shoot Rugger 222?

The Other Whitey

Did Chuck Norris actually buy this stupidity, or did they just appropriate his name?

Old Trooper

Jonn; wtf are you thinking by posting that much stupid!?!? Gordy’s lithium ran out, again!

Hondo

I’m thinkin’ the ol’ boy done gone way past the point of lithium being effective and needs him some thorazine.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Nah, Bro… it was the alien anal probing that he endured as part of that top secret Vulcan mind meld experiment conducted in lab 14 at Area 51 in 1972.

GDContractor

25 years ago or so I started a new job in a woodworking shop. One of the guys invited me to eat lunch with him, and not knowing any better, I went along. We ate lunch at the halfway house for mental patients he lived in which was right next door to the shop. I got in the lunch line. Some guys were talkative, some a little chit chat, and some not so much and they moved around like robots. I learned the “robots” were the new guys. Lunch was 75 cents, so I didn’t complain… it was a unique cultural experience and I was into celebrating diversity. It was fun to go back there for lunch over then ensuing weeks and see the robots’ personalities emerge as their thorazine dosages were gradually metered back. Some of them must have obviously taken up journalism. That’s my thorazine story.

A Proud Infidel®™

I place his crap in the same category as “evidence” of the upcoming occupation in the form of pics of military vehies being shipped by rail. GIMME A DAMN BREAK, I grew up near a Military Installation, and seeing tanks, APC’s, trucks and other gear moving by rail was just another thing. Yeah, trainloads of Tactical Vehicles have been seen moving through Texas, how many AD Installations are in that State, yada yada, yada… Every time I see or hear their shit, the sound effect of a cuckoo clock goes through my mind!

David

102,000 boxcars is something like 60% of the boxcars in the country according to a quick Internet search. Otherwise, I must be spookier than I thought – I’ve been on all three of them sooper-seekrit bases (Hood, Bliss, Ft. Sam/Lackland). I musta missed 1 AD on Bliss, though, unless they cleverly disguised all their tanks as normal duckhunter rigs.

PFM

They booted ADA to Sill and brought in the DATs years ago 🙂

David

There are still what look like a few deadlined Patriot launchers visible as you drive around the post. Haven’t lived there since ’99, just visited the are for the first time recently. Wow, what changes….

2/17 Air Cav

You could have stopped after the reference to Duff’s going “full turnip.” Nothing can come close to that, maybe ever again, anywhere. I know my funny bone fractured. I just hope to hell it heals.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

It’s gotta be true… he has pictures of “BLACK HELICOPTERS” and “‘FETZER’ DEATH RAY” vehicles!!!

Stuff is BERNATHAIN class crazy… someone needs to go on Thorazine and Lithium, STAT!

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

Sheeeeeeit, someone that has an even lower IQ than the entire DRC.

GDContractor

I hear they are actively recruiting Texas Stage Guard rejects fluent in SWEADISH. Signing bonus (cheddar) if you have a reverse engineered squad car.

FasterThanFastjack

I am so sorry for the stupidity of my home state. They weren’t supposed to escape.

Pinto Nag

Not just your home state. I got a call from a friend of mine who SWEARS they saw a UN convoy (three trailer trucks with a big ‘UN’ painted on the side of each of the trailers!) go right through town with the ominous black SUVs front and back, in broad daylight on a Saturday! Yeah, and did they get pictures? Did ANYBODY think to get PICTURES?! Nah. Not one. Didn’t make the news, either.

I told ’em straight up not to bother me with this kind of bullshit.

FasterThanFastjack

There’s a kid in my squadron who believes this is a thing. It took nearly more self-control than what I’ve got to not turn and cross-kick him in the teeth.

Pinto Nag

There are places in this state that IRS agents will not go, except in pairs and armed. And somebody thinks a UN convoy is going to motor through without bullet holes to show for it? Yeah, no. Not here they ain’t.

isnala

If said airman is really worried about this then its time he repeat LOAC training! However this time he/she needs to actually pay FAQ’ing attention!

FasterThanFastjack

No kidding. He’s one of the terminally weird children, so it was somewhat expected– but the look he got from everyone in the room was somewhere north of freakin’ hilarious at the very least

Eric

I have to bitch at my troops about that all the time. They’ll take 800 pictures in one trip of themselves getting drunk and in the club, (I’m gonna go dance, but first…..let me take a selfie!)

Yet, during training and to prove what they saw, they might get one picture in….

sj

Bet Chevy is pissed that he got booted out of the Texas State Guard because he could be down there now.

GDContractor

You know his bags are packed and he is always ready to go … (wait for it) … “downrange”.

Just an Old Dog

This terd reminds me of some of the potential wack a doodles I would see in the barracks.
They considered themselves smarter than the officers and read up on useless subjects like how to speak Romulian. They would gather a few guys who were either bored or on restrivtion and play dungeons and dragons all weekend.

FasterThanFastjack

Typically, that’s what I did before I turned 21, and then I started studying programming languages and getting drunk enough to code like Steve Ballmer on the weekends. The Ballmer’s Peak is real, man

😉

3E9

I had a kid in my unit (he didn’t last long in the military) who was a firm believer in 9/11 conspiracies, FEMA death camps and all things InfoWars. Of course he said his Bob Marley poster talked to him also. I love these dipshits.

charles w

What a coincidence. I thought I had the only talking Bob Marley poster….

nbcguy54ACTUAL

I’m really starting to worry about this 1st Amendment thing…

😉

Ex-PH2

Would you prefer that the KGB come out of your apartment wall at midnight and haul you away to parts unknown, just like they did in Stalin’s day?

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Isn’t that what’s fixing to happen now? Only now they’re disguised as bikers and take you to Waco.

Ex-PH2

Awww, come on! You’re supposed to post a spew alert, fer petesakes!!!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Oops. Sorry.

I guess it’s good that I didn’t mention the Super Secret Twin Peaks Detention Camps.

Obviously one of them has been compromised but the others are still secret.

Instinct

Twin Peaks and Hooters are just there to lure us dumb guy in where they can dazzle us with boobs and then drug our drinks!

I know that for a fact, my macaroni and cheese told me so!!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

They have drinks??

A Proud Infidel®™

They serve food there too?

Thunderstixx

They already do that.
Read up on the John Doe probe into Scott Walker.
That will chill your spine for sure.
They went to people’s houses at 4 AM with loud banging, SWAT team arms and took tons of stuff.
Then they told the families that they could not talk about it or tell anyone what the raids were for.
So don’t tell me that they don’t do that shit, they do.
That was on an investigation into who wrote emails on state servers when Walker was being elected.
One woman is currently serving a year in prison for writing one email on state time.
This is all from John Chisholm the Milwaukee DA.
This guy needs to go to prison for the rest of his fucking life.
Or something else equally tragic needs to happen to him and his minions…
The Wisconsin Reporter has documented the whole thing. This is a link to the last chapter of it.
More are sure to come.
http://watchdog.org/219462/supreme-court-john-doe-lawsuit-2/

NavyCWORet

You know, if anyone ever REALLY wanted to do any of the stuff he talks about, they would intentionally leak it to some crackpot like Gordon so that nobody would believe it was really happening.

Just sayin’.

Skippy

Truth is always stranger then fiction…

Pinto Nag

Now that’s enough of THAT. It’s too early in the day and I’m entirely too sober for those kind of mental gymnastics.

Skippy

It’s a Tuesday I’ve got to have a little fun !!!!
And I’m broken over this but I’ve lost my copper foil hat it’s so hard right now tuning in the voices, LMAO…. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! ! ! ! !

19D2OR4 - Smitty

The article was SATIRE boys and girls. If you read the comments, the author says so himself.

Pinto Nag

Interesting. Gordon Duff does indicate in the comments that this is satire. In previous articles he’s written, there hasn’t been any indication he didn’t believe what he was writing, and I, for one, thought he was in earnest.

Thinking back on what happened with the ‘War of the Worlds’ radio broadcast in the early 1900’s, it might be adviseable — with the level of tensions in the country today — to be very clear about a written piece being satire or not. Just to help prevent a paranoid response that wasn’t intended.

Sparks

I don’t care if he calls it satire. he’s still a douche. He’s fanning the flames of those who are not satirical about this crap.

GDContractor

Yeah, nice try. Like we are going to click on the link to the article and get ourselves on the NSA watchlist. NO THANK YOU.

Now if sonwone will pass me the tin foil, some #5 hardware cloth, activated charcoal, and a slinky, I have some more youtube videos to make.

SFC D

Skippy has an improved version of the tinfoil hat, he might still be taking orders…

Skippy

Copper foil all the way. 🙂

19D2OR4 - Smitty

Im sure we are all on a watch list somewhere. I know Im on a DHS one according to their memo from 2008 putting all returning war vets on one as potential terrorists.

D

Poe’s Law is in effect, without a doubt.

A Proud Infidel®™

I fear this is merely the beginning, I can’t even go on Facebook without seeing thread after thread of crap like this, pics of military equipment being moved being touted as “evidence”, ditto with pics of vehicles with “UN” painted on the sides on flatbed trucks (I say photoshop), and I just wanna reach through cyberspace and smack whoever posted it into next week. I just wonder how much nuttier these whackazoids are going to get in times to come?

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, something like that after slapping them into next week. I remember the paranoid rants A few years ago about a bunch of Russian made equipment stored in Louisiana. Yeah, it was there, but whoever owned it couldn’t sell the stuff (there was supposedly a sales deal with a South American country that fell through) and it was cut up and sold as scrap metal. The same rants were going around about that stuff, it was staged for a UN takeover, yakyakyak…

MrBill

If you’re a writer, and your readers have a hard time telling your satire from your regular stuff, then a) you’re not a very good writer, or b) your regular stuff is seriously whacked out.

Ex-PH2

Oh, I hope so! I hope so, Mr. Bill! If it’s possible to do anything that comes even remotely close to what Orson Welles did – he who will sell no wine until you pay for it – I will be one happy camper. Fortunately, there is NO formula to follow. Just remember to stick in the details….

Wait – my front door is pounding. Who’s that?

MrBill

For Welles to take an existing novel – and a well-known one at that – and dramatize it in a way that made people think it was real – that was one hell of an achievement.

Duff is the flip side of that coin. His “serious” stuff is so crazy that when he attempts satire, no one recognizes it, because his “serious” stuff and his satire are equally incredible.

Sparks

Lemme get this nitwit right if I can okay. So, bear with me. He’s saying, Obama, excuse me did he say…Obama???!!! Obama has secretly planned and organized an overthrow of the Republic of Texas and then the western U.S. All kept completely secret and covert, right? Now, this is the same Obama that can’t even take a solid dump in the morning without spiking the football and telling the media. (Reference if you will, the recent “Glory Moment”, starring, “At the direction of the President” of the Special Operation kill, snatch and grab in Syria. Before we even gleaned the gathered intel, thus giving ISIS time to regroup, move and reorganize. Yea that’s the way to do Special Ops Pres. Tell everyone about it and let them then plan accordingly for the next one.) Yea so, this same community organizer, Obama, has organized a greatly conceived, kept highly secret plan, for an internal coup of the nation. Yea I’ll believe that. Sure, sure, I’ll believe it. Just as soon as the IRS is disbanded. The VA is working and serving vets like a Swiss watch. The Clintons hold a press conference on the steps of the Washington National Cathedral to come clean on their decades of bull shit, malfeasance, lies, “charitable foundation contributions” from even foreign enemies, email scam fuck-ups, Benghazi AND Gennifer Flowers. Then, then, maybe, just…maybe.

JohnE

“…highly placed sources on YouTube.”

So much awesome there…

Ex-PH2

How did I miss this insanity? How have I not known about Gordon Duff until now???? Oh, my aching brain!

If I can find the video of armored cars on a freight train, I will post it, but here’s my take on this.

1 – Loons on a lake make strange noises, but they make more sense than Dufous Duff.

2 – Apparently, I could write something about how plants are conspiring to kill off humans by allowing us to continue to flood the atmosphere with carbon. NOT Shamalan’s dippy movie! No, something much more provable scientifically, and FAR more sinister!
And he would pounce on it like a fatman pounces on a cheesewheel.

3 – I like the way he picks cherries in his search for ingredients for his fruitcake recipe. Obviously, he has a ready market for his product. Brainfarts seem to be his stock in trade.

4 – I think he would make a really, really good movie villain.

I’m making lasagna tonight. I’m adding zucchini and mushrooms to it. He strikes me as someone who would truly enjoy the side effects of magic mushrooms.

Ex-PH2

Here you go. Your tax dollars at work, my peeps.

2/17 Air Cav

On behalf of Duff, I have to ask, what sort of super-secret technology was used to get those rail cars under those things?

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Weaponized space alien acquired magnotromators. Lifts them things straight up like nobody’s business.

A Proud Infidel®™

That or a traction beam from a Zygorpian Stealth Saucer, I heard that time travel is a cinch in one of those, maybe THEY helped build the pyramids?

charles w

It’s true. I heard it on that Coast to Coast radio show.

Ex-PH2

I can’t tell you that. It’s a SECRET. Sh-h-h-h.

Instinct

Just hope it’s not Amtrak delivering those things because if they are, they won’t make it around the next curve.

What? Too soon?

Ex-PH2

Just watch. It’s the secret weapon. Been around for years.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

BTW: I have seen that clip. All of that gear and equipment is going to the Appleton Police Department SWAT Team in Appleton, VT (pop. 374).

Ex-PH2

I’m packing to move to Appleton, VT, right now!

I wonder if I still have my TankGirl tee-shirt. Or did I let the cat sleep on that?

A Proud Infidel®™

Do you still have that apartment above a bar? You KNOW that’s been targeted by someone! 😉

Ex-PH2

Yeah, but I sold it.

A Proud Infidel®™

But have those assASSins been briefed on that yet?

Ex-PH2

The IRS knows where to find me.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

You better pack your red pants as well. Those are Paladin mobile Artillery. Not tanks.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

Oh disregard, there were tanks at the end of the train

Richard

Look! The government has an RV!

A Proud Infidel®™

BE CAREFUL of what you say!! Certain parts of the EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle might still be clASSified!!

David

“Welcome to the party, pal!!”

Hondo

Ex-PH2, I think Duff already has enjoyed the side effects of magic mushrooms.

Repeatedly, and to excess.

Skippy

Don’t forget about the Az Gimsom weed that all the Lu Lu’s like to drink out here to talk to there dogs and cats LMAO ! ! ! !

Hondo

Skippy: dogs and cats, hell. I understand that jimson weed (AKA locoweed) will make you talk to the freaking cacti and occotillo – and understand what they have to say! (smile)

If it doesn’t kill you, that is. It’s also reputedly toxic in doses not far above the amount required to cause hallucinations.

Sparks

Hey! I found an old family photo of Gordon Duff’s brothers. Now you tell me…is there a family resemblance or not? Thanks for keeping it real Gordon!

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/b0bc8d_31b3ef1c67194ac3946ae52982efa510.jpg?dn=Brothers.jpg

Hondo

The cover of Wasnacht’s “Front to Back” CD makes more sense than anything Gordon Duff has to say – period.

It may not be safe for work/children/clergy/prudes, but here’s a link. Use appropriate discretion.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/one_hell_of_an_album_cover_for_wasnatchs_front_to_back_nsfw

Sparks

I don’t know why but…that kind of…excited me. I KNEW I should have taken Band Class in High School. Now I know why.

Instinct

I use to play French horn before I switched to the sax.

Maybe I should have stayed with the damn horn

Sparks

Instinct…Roger that! If that’s what I get to do with the French Horn, I’m starting classes!

Eric

And one time, at Band Camp…..

Roger in Republic

Obozo will fight Texas but he won’t fight ISIS? He might get his ass kicked down there. I don’t think he has the stones to fight anybody. He leads from behind and we used to call that “Whimpering Cowardice”.

Frankie Cee "In the clear"

Is there anyone on the planet more crazy than Gordon Duffoon and Alex “the sky is falling” Jones, and their readers? Methinks not.

Hondo

Well, Frankie – that famous “military expert” Royston Potter might qualify. If I recall correctly, I think he has a connection to Jones/Infowars – and IMO might be crazier (or less scrupulous) than either Jones or Duff.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=35253

Flagwaver

Here is my entire take on this story…

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4629569536/hE719EB0D/

Green Thumb

“This is what happens when a fellow spends 18 months in the Marine Corps, rockets to the rank of Lance Corporal and thinks that he’s some kind of military expert.”

I bet this loser hangs out with Jake Dildoberto.

OAE CPO USN Ret

In other breaking news, Arnold Schwarzenegger had this to say about Duff’s article.

http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

OAE CPO USN Ret

You’ll need your speakers on to get the full effect.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Poor misunderstood Gordo….

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A Proud Infidel®™

Are they as real as the mind controlling chemical compounds released via airplane contrails and the Government conspiracy to control the population via fluoridation of the drinking water?

A Proud Infidel®™

*OOP!*. I meant that as a reply to MCPO’s comment on FEMA camps!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Two things:

1. FEMA camps are real!

2. Indo-Chineese and Vietnamise refugees from the 1960’s and 1970’s are often taken prisoner by US forces in TX.

These two things are well established facts!

Google it!

ChipNASA

MCPO
“Study it OUT!!”

nbcguy54ACTUAL

FEMALE camps? I’m offended.

Sapper3307

Beware Task Force 2404 was seen in Waco.

ChipNASA

Way to go OPSEC master

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2404

GDContractor

Are you the Keymaster?

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Should’ve known:
Canada…

FasterThanFastjack

Oh goddammit put Kondraki on the phone already

Silentium Est Aureum

Weapons. Grade. Fucking. Stupid.

Hondo

But of course. It’s Duff – he’s incapable of anything except "teh krazee".

Mr. Blue

The tinfoil hat conspiracies are a bit like the Dutch Rudder Gang. Neither seems to ever cometh.

Exp-PH2

Oh, yeah???

At least, in the 1970s, you KNEW when your phone was tapped. It was that clicking you heard in the background, when the line volume would fade in and out. You just KNEW.

Now, you know NOTHING!!!

Mr. Blue

I’m still waiting for Bill Clinton to use the Y2K chaos to impose martial law and call off the 2000 elections.

Still waiting…

Zero Ponsdorf

Reading these comments as made my day. I’ve been worried about this stuff since Roswell. The aliens infiltrated The Government back then, but kept a low profile until Obama got elected. He is their boy after all. As I understand it about a third of the progressive types have been fully indoctrinated by now and the balance are simply gullible idiots. If your losers gang up on me I just might share my sources. I’m old enough to not care.

Think about it…

Hondo

Zero: what, are you channeling the Smoking Man now? (smile)

jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner)

Dude fell out of the crazy tree and hit every branch, twig and leaf on the way down.

A Proud Infidel®™

And landed on his head when he hit the ground!! 😀

B Woodman

The cheese didn’t slide off Duff’s cracker, it RAN off!

Hondo

You sure some former member of the Texas State Guard with a “hearty appetite” and an affinity for cheddar didn’t eat it?