Valor thief Rahn speaks from prison

| May 5, 2015

Richard Rahn

Minneapolis’ KSTP TV5 talked to Richard Rahn, the phony Ranger sergeant major who was busted by social media last year. He was returned to prison on weapons charges after his ridiculous picture was circulated in the media;

“I don’t know what happened, it started off all so innocent enough and it just got way out of hand,” Richard Arthur Rahn said. “For that, I’m truly sorry. I didn’t mean for any of that to ever go on.”

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“I put it on, and walked outside and somebody said you should be in the parade today. I said, ‘I guess there wouldn’t be any harm,'” Rahn said.

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You can buy pretty much anything online,” Rahn said.

Rahn told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS that he liked collecting military uniforms and had several in his possession that he was working on.

“I meant no harm to nobody. I meant to insult nobody. I meant to offend nobody. I am one of the most patriotic Americans in this country,” Rahn said.

Yeah, well, I think that’s total BS. He found an opportunity to have the honorable military service that he had never earned. His intentions are irrelevant;

“We accept his apology,” Kim Schmit said. “We gave him a set of dog tags of our son’s. We hope he keeps them and looks at them and remembers what he did … and knows he hurt a Gold Star family.”

Rahn, Scaletta and Kolfhage are the poster children for how dangerous are these valor thieves beyond simply wearing uniforms and decorations they didn’t earn – Rahn and Scaletta were both arrested on weapons charges, and Korfhage on sexual assault charges.

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HMCS(FMF) ret.

Richard Rahn… Stolen Valor Thief… Five Star Cockmeat Sandwich Connoisseur!

STSC(SW/SS)

Will they be serving red or white wine with that sandwich?

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Don’t know… but I bet you that he’s wanting Grey Poupon instead of manmayo on his sammiches…

ChipNASA

Pruno. 😀

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Instinct

And fuck all of them!

ChipNASA

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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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streetsweeper

Yea….but, we’re the dangerous ones not them, according to some idjits in lamestream and other outlets.

GDContractor

So all of this could have been averted if that one person didn’t suggest to him that he should be in the parade? //AlwaysSomeoneElsesFault

Just an Old Dog

Yeah, happens to me all the time,,, I was trying on some leather chaps, and someone said “Hey you should go march in the Gay Pride Parade”…
So off I went…

MGySgtRet.

Scumbags one and all. They are where they deserve to be. Hopefully for a nice, long time under crappy conditions.

2/17 Air Cav

‘”You can buy pretty much anything online,”’ Rahn said.”

I guess that makes it Al Gore’s fault. This guy, like all other valor thieves, doesn’t comprehend that the decorations are symbols, not rewards. And what those symbols represent cannot be bought.

MGySgtRet.

Rahn’s excuses are like assholes and hopefully his is getting plugged by Bubba and Thor on a regular basis.

Green Thumb

Awesome.

ChipNASA

HEY RICHARD…..How’s that Syrup or Jelly and ASS TASTE?!?!?!?

/don’t forget the reach around.

FasterThanFastjack

And your Chris Rock call back has resulted in Afternoon Coffee being sprayed all over my monitor. Spew warnings, please. 🙂

A Proud Infidel®™

Rahn needs to get used to hearing the words “BEND OVER AND PICK UP THAT SOAP, BITCH!”. 😈

Just an Old Dog

“We accept his apology,” Kim Schmit said. “We gave him a set of dog tags of our son’s. We hope he keeps them and looks at them and remembers what he did … and knows he hurt a Gold Star family.”

They are a lot more forgiving than I would be, odds are in a few years that cocksucker will be wearing them, saying they are his and trying to sucker otherpeople in.

Pinto Nag

I wondered about that, too. Talk about ‘casting pearls before swine.’ Damned if I’d give that loser a hero’s dog tags!

2/17 Air Cav

I understand that sentiment but the Schmits know what they are doing. This POS sidled up to them following the loss of their son, Jason, pretending to be something he never was and never could be. So, they gave him a tangible momento of his flirt with their feelings, to remind him of how he hurt a Gold Star Family.

ChipNASA

I think, and this is only my opinion, they should have gotten a knife stone, sharpened up the edges on those motherfucking dog tags and stuffed them straight up his ass.
/that’s only *MY* opinion.

2/17 Air Cav

Oh, I agree. I think some rectal damage would be a fine daily reminder of how he messed with the Schmits. They, however, are much nicer and much kinder than I am.

Marine_7002

Tons of respect for the Schmit family, both for their loss and for their forgiveness.

I’d have grabbed him by the ears, ripped his head off, sat on his shoulders, and shit down his neck if it had been MY son.

Kristoffer

“Rahn, Scaletta and Kolfhage are the poster children for how dangerous are these valor thieves beyond simply wearing uniforms and decorations they didn’t earn – Rahn and Scaletta were both arrested on weapons charges, and Korfhage on sexual assault charges.”
Don’t forget Brockbrader and Lawler.

Martinjmpr

Meh. I’m simply not interested in anything these guys have to say.

I had a platoon sergeant once who imparted some great wisdom to me. He said “If you ask for excuses, then that’s exactly what you’ll get.”

If you’re 15 minutes late to formation because there was an accident on Yadkin Road, then that’s a situation where an excuse is appropriate.

But when you knowingly and deliberately put on a uniform you haven’t earned in order to receive accolades you don’t deserve (and in doing so, cast a shadow of doubt over those who actually HAVE earned those accolades) then I’m not interested in hearing your excuse.

I don’t care what your excuse is when your conduct is inexcusable.

NHSparky

Isn’t it amazing how NONE of these clowns takes accountability for their own actions?

HMCS(FMF) ret.

It’s always “someone else said it was OK” or, “I’m doing it to honor friend/family member”.

Guess that they all missed out on that life lesson that mom and dad was trying to get across to them.

Smaj

Bullshit. The only this this piece of shit is sorry about is getting caught. Rot in prison, scumbag.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

What’s that you’re saying Rahn? I can’t understand you-it sounds like you got a dick in your mouth.

Oh. You do. Hee-hee.

Dustoff

Damn it when are these phonies going profess to “Black Ops S-1 Clerks”or “Commando Cooks”. I sat Combat Service Support should get equal billing!

A Proud Infidel®™

We’ve yet to see a “Ranger, SF or Delta Force Shop Mechanic” as well!! 😀

Virtual Insanity
CLAW131

Gregory Alan Parker was a retired CSM SF 88M Truck Driver.
Does that count?

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeeeaah, Kinda, Dickey was a “Spoon” (Cook), and an 88Mess (*OOPS*, 88Mike, Truck Driver), but I’ve still yet to see someone posing as a Mechanic and DAMMIT, we gotta have them to keep the equipment rolling!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m certain he’ll be right back at his games the day after he’s released from prison (where I’M SURE that Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Leroy are already straightening his ass out, knowhutimean?.) Cock funguswads like him never care about anything other than what they want right here and now, and then they try to prey on other peoples’ sympathy when they’re caught, and Rahn conned those folks out of their Son’s dog tags.
FUCK Rahn and his ilk to death up the ass sideways with diarrhea-soaked broken glass, rusty concertina wire, and a thousand dead porcupines right after they’ve been savagely and sadistically sodomized by a Grizzly Bear with AIDS and the meanassed SOB that was tough enough to give it to him!!!

FasterThanFastjack

Haven’t you heard? Julio retired, they got a dude named Flaco up in there now.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

And why did you diss “Mr. Tiny”…

AverageNCO

“I’m am one of the most Patritoc people in this country.”
If he had actually earned the privilege of wearing the uniform, he would know why that statement is so flawed.

Old 1SG, US Army (Retired)

I wouldn’t give this dirtbag my dog’s dog tags!

Thunderstixx

I couldn’t say anything better or even equal to anything that has already been said.
In that case I will only say to the family that I have nothing but the greatest respect for them and am truly sorry for their horrible loss.
I am, however, honored that he served our country. We are fortunate that such men and women have lived.

Hack Stone

So, a spontaneous parade just happened to be passing by his house just as he coincidently happened to dress up as a Sergeant Major? What are the odds of that happening?

rgr1480

Coincidence???

CLAW131

When in doubt see Jethro Gibbs Rule #39.

Airdale USN

Leroy!! 🙂

JohnE

Talk is cheap. Make your apologies sincerely and then make amends. Give your life after prison over to making things better for true Vets…and don’t be a douchebag again. Ever.

Valor thief Rahn

I wouldn’t give this dirtbag my dog’s dog tags!

Just an Old Dog

Just a thought, have the admins here ever thought of having a “Tip of the Iceberg” section that lists all the criminal acts of the posers and links to their articles?

Sully

It still pisses me off to no end that this cum catcher did this shit near my hometown. I don’t know the Schmits but I know people who know them and by all accounts are some of the best people on earth. They’re a hell of lot more forgiving than I would ever be.