Jonathan Michael Campbell sentenced

| February 22, 2015

Jonathan Michael Campbell

That Jonathan Michael Campbell fellow who was arrested in Pennsylvania when he tried to talk to middle schoolers about Veterans’ Day last year, though he had never served, was sentenced to a year probation the other day according to TribLive;

Senior Judge Conrad Capuzzi on Thursday imposed the sentence of probation and ordered Campbell to obtain mental health treatment.

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Suspicious of Campbell’s appearance, Rozgony had him step outside and requested he leave the school. Rozgony asked Campbell for his name and phone number, which Campbell provided.

Rozgony called state police, who found Campbell on Walnut Hill Road. Campbell told a trooper he was in the Air Force, had completed boot camp and was awaiting assignment. He said he “wanted to talk to kids about Veterans Day because it’s important.”

When the trooper said he was going to verify his military status, Campbell changed his story to indicate he was waiting to be accepted into the Air Force. He then acknowledged he was not in the armed forces and had borrowed the uniform from a friend, police said.

According to the article, young Campbell had told school officials that he was in the Army, but he was wearing a scruffy-looking uniform with Air Force tapes on the breast. When questioned about the discrepancy, Campbell said that he was in both the Army and the Air Force, which makes complete sense – two pay checks. The article also says that he was released from prison while awaiting sentencing to enter into a program for treatment of mental issues.

Thanks to Chief Tango for the link.

Category: Phony soldiers

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A Proud Infidel®™

He’s grinning like a ticklemonster in that picture and looks like the creepy type that would stalk schools driving a windowless van!

UpNorth

Next we’ll see that Campbell was arrested for:
a. repeating his behavior
2. Taking a student from school to “talk” about his “service”
C. Taking a gun to a school and acting out his fantasies

GDContractor

When they process you for probation and mental counseling, do they automatically register you to vote as a Democrat? This guy does not appear to be a “minority” or a recent “immigrant”… that’s why I’m asking.

Silentium Est Aureum

“he was waiting to be accepted into the Air Force”

Cousin Touchy is gonna be waiting quite a while.

B Woodman

Please. Tell me that he hasn’t bred and further polluted the gene pool. I’m begging you.
If he hasn’t (i.e., no children), then it may not be too late. Get him fixed/neutered/spayed IMMEDIATELY.

Sparks

Queer bait!

Mr. Wolf

That face you make when you have to squeeze…

Green Thumb

Hopefully the judge ordered this infection to stay away from kids.

Mayhem

Sounds like a scene out of Monty Python’s “The Holy Grail”

Bridgekeeper: What is your favorite Service?

Knight: Army.. No Air Force! Bwaaaah !(Screams as he is ejected into cavaran)