Thursday morning feel good story
This morning’s feel good story comes from Kentucky;
The Allen County Sheriff’s Department says a suspect was shot during a home invasion.
On Monday, police say Nathan Ewing, 32, of Scottsville was armed with a small sword, and forced his way inside a home on Old Bowling Green Road.
A couple was home at the time. The victim shot at Ewing and he drove off in their car.
Police later found Ewing and the car stuck in a yard.
I’m sure his Mom will miss him not being in the basement.
Category: Feel Good Stories
So, as I sit here behind this government computer laughing, er, shaking in fear, at the continuous warnings posted on FB, I realize that it is my sacred duty to heed those warnings. Nothing lends more credibility to them than known phonies with various issues spamming this site.
I, for one, will be giving up my viewership of this site. In fact, I’m heading over to the PMO now to turn myself in. Guess I’ll be breaking rocks by tomorrow, but that beats those scary Marines coming after me. See you later, TAH. Uh, I mean, nice knowing you.
Oh wait, I’m not on my .mil computer right now. Sure do hope they don’t see the thousands of site visits in my browser histories between USAREC, AFCENT, FORSCOM, and SWA accounts…
fm2176…Ain’t it the truth. Bernath is handing those warnings on every thread so…at least he’s reading TAH. By the Bernath, kiss my ass in the county square you ass hole!
fm2176, never give yourself up man. Make ’em chase you through the hallways, tasers in hand until they catch you. Make those rent a cops work for the bust! Plus it’ll be the only jogging a lot of them will get this year. If I don’t hear from you again, I’ll write your mom for you brother.
Sparks, too late… I was looking for Marines, but NO HONORABLE SOLDIER ALLOWED (aka NOHOS ALLOWED) sent this guy: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=_KbTVNTjKO61sQTH-IHoDw&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DyU87tO2emLQ&ved=0CCUQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNG5vuK9QFWXCkw-7L8jEK3LF0tPmA
Yeah, he’s LTC Wedely now, the lead DOD Disciplinator enforcing the NOHOS ALLOWED list. I’m going AWOL now before he sees this post.
fm2176…Brother I can’t tell you how much I needed that laugh this morning! ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks my man.
I just done watching that Captain Wedely video. Jesus, that was funny!! Thanks, man.
I have a cousin in Scottsville. If this chucklehead would have tried that crap at his house; if the dog didn’t get him, the countless choice of firearms would have.
Bernath, if my career ended today it would be a lot more honorable than yours ever was. By the way we’re are those names?
How and the hell do you have the nerve to speak about honor. If you want to see what an honorable and brave man looks like, try reading up on one Major Andrew Olmsted. Proud to have served with him.
OldMech…Spot on Brother. My “stints” as opposed to a career ended in ’77. But my worst days were still way more honorable than Bernath ever hoped to be on his finest day. He spent his time walking around a carrier being continually shouted at with “HEY SAILOR! Are you stupid or what? Get away from the edge of the flight deck, looking over at the water you numb nuts ass hole!” The XO asks, “Hey Chief, who ya yelling at?” the Chief Boson says, “Sir, he’s this dimwit, brain damaged dick from the photo shop and his mother not only dropped him on his ugly head, she held him by the legs and pounded it on the kitchen table”. The XO says, “Chief I want you to take a special interest in that sailor. I want him cleaning everything on this ship starting with the heads. I want a rag and can of Brasso in his pockets at all times. I swear sailors like him make me think the Navy has started drafting recruits. Yea, Chief I want you to take a very, very special interest in that young man, you understand my meaning Chief? Also Chief, I want you to tell him to get out of that flight suit if he’s not on the day’s flight list and get into his issued dungarees like the sailor he’s suppose to be and the sailor I want you to make him into. We on the same page here Chief?” Chief says as he smiles from ear to ear, “Yes sir, yes sir we are. Thank you sir, pardon me a moment sir, “HEY BERNUTS…YEA YOU, DICK FOR BRAINS. REPORT TO ME IN THE CHIEF’S HEAD ASAP!!!” Thus went the day to day life of Bernath’s glorious stint in the NAVY. Some did, some do, some talk. Bernath talks because he never did and never could…no guts for it. He says he’s 100% disabled from being on a ship that, according to its manifests, never even carried Agent Orange during the war. I was on the ground watching it was being sprayed.… Read more »