“American Sniper” will now flop because Jimmy Janos won’t see it

| January 29, 2015

So that movie “American Sniper” that earned over $200 million the first week that it was in theaters has taken all kinds of hits from Hollywood and the political Left, but it will certainly flop now because Jimmy “Sour Grapes” Janos has announced that he won’t see it;

Ventura said Wednesday he won’t see the film partly because Kyle is no hero to him.

“A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can’t have honor if you’re a liar. There is no honor in lying,” Ventura told The Associated Press from his winter home in Baja California, Mexico. He also noted that the movie isn’t playing there.

Ventura also dismissed the movie as propaganda because it conveys the false idea that Iraq had something to do with the 9/11 attacks. “It’s as authentic as ‘Dirty Harry,'” he said.

So the fellow who sued the widow of a murdered veteran wants to lecture us about honor, and make the point of a film all about politics.

The movie that has set box office records for films opening in January, will certainly fall flat on it’s face now.

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MGySgtRet.

Every time I start to doubt that Chris Kyle might have punched this fucktard out, Janos opens his mouth and removes all doubt that the event happened. Exactly as Kyle described it.

Go away Janos. Get back on your fucking burro and get back to Mexico. You POS.

The Other Whitey

Living in San Diego (county), it’s kind of amazing how easy it is to run into somebody who saw was there saw it happen (seriously, no sarcasm here). And the only deviation in their accounts of the event is that some of them say that Janos’s pre-asswhoopin’ shitbaggery was in fact worse than Chief Kyle described.

One thing is for certain: Kyle kicked Janos’s ass because Janos was being a tremendous assdouche.

ChipNASA

Jessie Jerkoff can suck a Big Fat Dick.
No, strike that…

http://jsco.org/eabol/eabol.jpg

Hondo

(Laughing) Well, I guess we now know how the expression “Eat a fat bag of d!cks” originated . . . . (smile)

The Other Whitey

A washed-up steroid freak who claims he never juiced, insists that his “pro wrasslin'” was real, and claims to have been a SEAL with Vietnam combat experience when he was a UDT who never got within 500 miles of Vietnamese dirt calls Chief Kyle a liar. Is this supposed to be a particularly lame joke?

Fuck James Janos, and keep in mind that “American Sniper” has already grossed more than all of Janos’s shitty movies combined, except maybe “Predator.” Fuck him.

streetsweeper

Ol Jimmy Janos here, has additional help in stirring shit up for himself via Alex Jones and their good buddy, Mark Dice. I agree, he should pack up and drag his happy ass back to that marxist shithole south of the border.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Dear Jimmy,

We’re tired of hearing about the sand in your mangina over Chris Kyle. You are not the poster child for HONOR, COURAGE and COMMITTMENT. Please STFU!

Pinto Nag

Janos wouldn’t know honor if it jumped up and bit him on the ass.

NAVCWORet

If Honor did bite him in the ass and admitted it, Janos would sue Honor fur slander.

Stacy0311

IF honor bit him in the ass, it would either die of syphyllisherpesghonorrheatetnusignorance or drown in the $hit that spewed out of Janos like a tsunami from a diharretic elephant

Jordan Rott

If honor did indeed bite him, and the honor was sued for slander, then I think he would file a separate suit against you for that comment

OWB

Well, he would know all about that liars not being honorable thing. Thanks, Jimmy, for pointing out the obvious for us. Again.

ChipNASA

Looks like I’m going to be wearing this bitch out.

http://i.imgur.com/LYUODn6.jpg

2/17 Air Cav

He was in Vietnam. He was not in Vietnam.
As a result of his being or not being in Vietnam, he suffered Agent-Orange-caused blood clots.
He saw combat or did not see combat when he was or wasn’t in Vietnam.
He was a SEAL or he was not, but he was associated with SEALs.
All of that is clear, thanks to an honest man’s account.

UpNorth

Fuck Janos, with a frozen pineapple, sideways, with hot sauce on the fronds.

Instinct

^^^^
What this guy said!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

A guy who made a living from a sport so fake a federal court ruled it could no longer be called a sporting event and had to be termed “Entertainment” is discussing lies other than his own?

How interesting that a man who had nothing to do with Vietnam combat but made claims that he “hunted men” would suggest that another man had no honor for telling tales out of school….

How interesting that a man who suggested that the planes didn’t bring down the twin towers would discuss the credibility of anyone else ever.

How very sad to see an aging has been scramble to justify his existence through the denigration of another man who actually did in fact “hunt” men for his nation, who did in fact serve with honor in a combat zone.

The name Ventura is a lie in and of itself, a fabrication for fake acts of steroid enhanced entertainment for the low brow amusement of drunkards and their offspring.

Fuck. That. Guy as Chip would say.

Martinjmpr

He claimed he “hunted men?” Maybe he was referring to his off-duty antics in Subic Bay or Olongapo City.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😉

The Other Whitey

Oh, there’s plenty wrong with that! Remember who we’re talking about here.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Ventura: You haven’t? Well, Commissioner Garber and I have. He has two tours to Vietnam and I have one as a Navy SEAL and then 17 months in Southeast Asia and I’ll just tell you this: Until you hunted man, you haven’t hunted yet. Because you need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it’s like to go into the field and know that your opposition can take you out. Not just go out there and shoot Bambi. Or go out into the field and shoot pheasants and things like that.

http://web.archive.org/web/20020210172032/http://www.startribune.com/st/qview.cgi?template=metro_a_cache&slug=text05&online_date=05-April-2001

Instinct

What a twatwaffle. He’s as honest and honorable as a mafia crime lord.

Don Corleone

You may regret your intemperate comments regarding my honor…..

Duncan McDonut

Any cretin who made a living prancing around in tights and a feather boa on stage has no business commenting on real men. Scruff face needs another attitude adjustment.

OldSoldier54

Yep! JesseJamesJanosVentura, or whatever he’s calling himself these days: Attention Whore?

Get a life. Go do something real. But, for suing Mrs. Kyle, I really hope you contract something lingering, agonizing, and fatal.

Duncan McDonut

Hope he stays in Mexico.. it’s the bast place for him.

ChipNASA

I hope he ends up broke, unemployed and has to submit to doing donkey shows to feed himself.

/really.

Stacy0311

poor donkey

Duncan McDonut

That roid rage induced ptsd does strange things to a man.

Pinto Nag

You have already got your wish, OldSoldier54. He already has something lingering, and agonizing (I’m not sure about the fatal part). That’s why he went after Kyle’s estate — he needed the money for expensive medical treatments.

And that’s not a guess, as far as his condition goes. He said it himself on one of his interviews.

The Other Whitey

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

David

so what’s he got? Terminal hoofinmouth? Cranialrectal insertion syndrome? Incurable dickheaditis? Inquiring minds want to know!

Pinto Nag

I can’t find the durn link. It is suspected to be Parkinson’s Disease.

David

lots of speculation to that effect based on his near-constant shaking; however, most sources I saw also said that is not necessarily an indicator – non-Pakinson’s folks shake, some folks with Parkinson’s do not.

Sick or not – he’s still an asshole.

2/17 Air Cav

Which of these doesn’t fit with the others?

1. A lecture from Hitler against anti-semitism

2. Bill Clinton speaking on marital fidelity

3. Janos defining honor

The answer is 3. At least Hitler knew about anti-semitism and Clinton knew about cheating.

Madconductor

+10

ArmyATC

“It’s as authentic as ‘Dirty Harry,’” he said.
So that means it’s still more authentic than Jimmy Janos.

MrBill

Piece of crap.

Sparks

Ventura…Is a piece of shit ass hole. Anything he ever did of honor for this nation he has long ago wiped off the books, IMO, by his life long, ass hattery. If I could find his old WWF agent, since he’s still on their books, I’d buy him a ticket to the movie and send it with a letter calling him a worthless coward for not going. But my money says and I’m giving ten to one on this one, he’s already had a private screening of the movie and that’s the impetus for this new episode of Ventura loud mouthing. Because every time he sees a true and honorable hero, it digs in his craw until he can’t sleep.

A Proud Infidel®™

The more I see if Jimmy Janos’s antics, the further it solidifies my opinion of him as a pissy-assed LOSER.

Hey Jimmy Janos, Go BACK TO MEXICO AND STAY THERE, AND PLEASE STFU ONCE YOU’RE BACK THERE.

David

Really, by now it’s just pathetic. Seriously. Please, with all due respect Mr. Janos/Ventura (OK, maybe none is really due) – you remind me of David Niven’s great one-liner when the Academy Awards were streaked : “It’s a shame when one has nothing better to do than expose his inadequacies.” It’s really hard to guess whether your steroid-induced physical failings or mental failings are more egregious, but please: stop exposing them both.

Ex-PH2

Who is Jimmy Janos? Oh! Never mind.

A Proud Infidel®™

Jimmy Janos can spend the rest of his life doing donkey shows in Mexico. HERE’s someone I’d MUCH rather hire to show up at a party or other occasion, A Kim Jong Un impersonator, NO SHIT!!

A Proud Infidel®™

Here he is in an Israeli fast food commercial:

BrianInNC

I would pay money to watch Shipley call Janos out on his claims.

Pinto Nag

Check the TAH archives; Shipley has indeed addressed Janos’ claims.

Instinct

Let me guess, Janos wouldn’t take the Chief’s call?

Eden

Who’s Jimmy Janos?

teddy996

I’ll just leave this here. Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia already have said all that needs saying. For those not in the know, the whole Janos/Kyle thing started with Kyle being pressed about who he punched out in the book on the Opie and Anthony show. They confronted Jesse about it the next time he was on. Then when they made fun of some of his 9/11 conspiracy shit, Jesse got all huffy with Jim Norton and tried intimidating him into silence. Norton did what good comics do and tore him a new ass hole with words. Jesse then walked out of the interview like a little bitch and refused to come back. This is a solid three hours worth of the fallout/making fun of Jesse that they did live on the show, thoughtfully compiled by some youtuber:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxoTwzbYRQE

Friend S. Wilkins

Thanks for the link to that video. I’m about 18 minutes in and I’m just bustin’ my gut laughing. Those guys can sure do some great voice impressions!

3E9

Dude, whatever your name is now, go away. Just go the fuck away. The next time I see your name or face I hope it’s an obituary.

11B-Mailclerk

Is he still getting paid to play a heel?

Or is he some sort of heel strawberry?

fatcircles0311

He’s a 9/11 truther.

And a disgraced seal.

And he talks about honor?

Green Thumb

He lost to Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka.

,

Green Thumb

“Superfly” was tough.

But “Bob Backlund”, not so much.

nbcguy54

The Governor of Texas has designated 2 Feb 2015 as Chris Kyle Day.”

I suppose Janos could get a dog turd dedicated in his honor if it would make him feel any better.