Leo J. Maloney; back in the news
Over two years ago, we busted out Leo Maloney who writes books about the stuff that appears in his head. He tried to tell the world that he was recruited out of basic training for some clandestine agency of the government. His records show that he had about 6 weeks of active duty in 1966 and that he had demonstrated such skill in that short period that the government had other plans for him. We called BS, looking at his records, it looks as if he was either separated for medical reasons or discipline problems;
But he still thinks that his abbreviated military career proves somehow, that he really was a secret squirrel. He even emailed me a few times claiming that because I went to basic training, I knew how it could be possible. Um, no, there were no CIA recruiters hanging around my basic training company. He still tries to push the story in his bio, but at least he quit saying it in public in the media – he has a new story for them.
For more than 30 years, people thought Leo J. Maloney had a string of businesses: a classic car brokerage, a promotional company, a limousine company, and a detective agency.
“Nobody knew who I [really] was,” said Maloney. “And nobody knew what I did.”
According to the 67-year-old Revere native, now of Stoneham, he was “a deep cover black ops contractor for a clandestine government agency.” (He is not willing to elaborate.)
The businesses were his “cover” as he traveled the world. Even his family did not know his real job, until he left the government agency.
“When I told my wife and daughter, they said ‘You should write a book,’?” he said. “I kept saying no and then decided to write fiction based on the things I did in my career.”
In other words, he failed at being a soldier, and he failed at another string of businesses in the real world and his excuse is that he was a James Bond. For anyone that is still believing his BS, do you really think that the CIA would want an operative who couldn’t finish basic training – the same training that millions of teenagers have completed? Seriously?
Category: Phony soldiers
“do you really think that the CIA would want an operative who couldn’t finish basic training”
You never know. They might. Spetsnaz might. They both might.
https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/10/16/john-giduck-the-only-russian-special-forces-consultant-that-couldnt-complete-basic-training/
Leo J. Maloney has a story after my own heart.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
This fat fuck used car salesman and his pathetic lies have always pissed me off. Glad the light is shining on this slimy cockroach once again. He left out “teenage girls’ basketball coach” from his list of failed accomplishments. I wonder why. These fake fuckers always have something going on with kiddos. Leo, you and J. Max “Iceman” Taylor can suck it!
I think the guy in “True Lies” was probably based on this dumb fucker.
Leo, a true hero. You don’t need to prove anything to anyone. It was a pleasure speaking to you at the games..
Glad to see this scumfuck is getting some love.
Still a turd.
Another APL candidate.
The squirrels in the tree outside my window have more secrets than this looloo ever thought of having.
How do you ever get any sleep with the screaming of those flaming squirrels? Whatever happened to The Stunning Agency? Are they still hosting corporate retreats for All Points Ligistics?
#BringElaineRicciHome
Jonn,
I think you misspelled his name. Given his taking extensive “liberties with the truth”, shouldn’t his last name be spelled “Baloney”?
His code name was “Captain Bullshit”
It’s entirely true! They were so impressed with my skills that 21 days after I enlisted in the Texas National Guard, I was a top secret operative. For my efforts during these black ops, they sent me to the Air Force, direct commission to LTC. Since I flew C130s for those black ops, guess what I ended up doing in the Air Force? You guessed it. I showed those Taliban in Iraq back in the Gulf War not to mess with us!
Where are my manners! Forgot to sign. For the new people reading this website:
Cheese,
Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier
I knew someone in bct who went over the hill, in reality, he may very well have been recruited by some clandestine organization. As we speak, he may very well be somewhere,spewing a line of b.s.
Call me mean-spirited, but just ONCE, I’d like to see one of the alphabet agencies grab one of these morons and shake his dice — and post the resulting hilarity on YouTube.
If you read some of the comments about his books on amazon.com and reviews from some NY Times best-selling authors, this guy is like “The Second Coming.”
Amazing what a lot of embellishment will do to further a career.
Someone once related a line he heard about a liar that seems appropriate here:
“If bullshit could bounce, you’d be in fucking orbit.”
Well, SHIT!! He had to wait until early adulthood until he got a “seekritskwirrel” call! Hell, I WAS recruited right out of the nursery as a baby to be an Apollo Door gunner! YEAH, NO SHIT! One’s size and weight were an issue, and being a “Rug Rat” made fitting inside the capsule manning an M666 Plasma gun much easier. HUH? OKAY, if I’m lying, may a hornet sting me in the ass right n*OOOOOOOWWWWWSHIT!* Where did that wasp come from this time of year? DAMN, that hurt!!!
Well, PI – just be glad you didn’t say, ” . . . may a hornet sting me on the package . . . “. (smile)
Wait. Are you guys telling me I never had to go to any training to get good assignments?
Damn. All that time wasted in OBC and ROTC.
Yeah…what the fuck! I did it ALL wrong. Air Force BMT, Army BCT, OCS, EBOLC. All that work when I could have been like Phoney Maloney here.
*Walks away shaking his head*
Just sent this article to a couple of revere city councilors both should find this of intrest
The CIA has no need for pig latin experts and cartographers who can map the inside of Joe’s Bar and a few Boston whorehouses. Besides, if such a need were to arise, the CIA would not hire anyone: It would merely consult with the Secret Service.
Or the Secret Service’s EOD team mates (smile)
Crawls under table and puts on helmet…….
I read this post right after reading Ex-PH2’s comment on the previous post, about black and grey squirrels. And now I’m stuck mentally imagining these ‘secret squirrel’ guys as literal squirrels.
I think it’s an improvement.
Some of you are overly skeptical as I too was recruited for a special assignment while in Marine Corps boot camp back in the 70s. We had just finished our range week and were heading into mess duty and maintenance week and I was basking in the knowledge I had scored high Marksman on the range when I was personally selected to be the ice cream bar private at Edson Range.
My prior and extremely brief (day and a half) career at Baskin and Robbins no doubt caught the attention of the Senior DI and I was given a special uniform and everything (those white paper piss cutters were cool).
None of the Privates could have ice cream of course but I valiantly served the permanent personnel and DIs and developed an impressive following for my banana splits and when I smuggled a jar of Maraschino Cherries to the Privates in the scullery I was really riding high.
Maybe I should write a book?
Absolutely. Call it, “Denial, Deceit, and Duplicity: The 32nd Flavor.”
Or how about, “Hope and Change. Vote for me. I worked at Baskin Robbins!”
Several potential titles come to mind. However, their nature is not fit for publication even in a comment section.
Well, maybe just one:
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***end classified message***
Jonn,
I might be wrong but any time a former employee of a “clandestine govt. black ops agency” quits or retires, they should have to sign a NDA. In order to publish even “fictional” work based on their experience, they should get their work vetted and approved by the agency they worked for.
In your email correspondence with Tubbs BS Baloney, why don’t you ask him to provide such documentation that his work was approved by elements of the US Govt. Also, tell that ignorant fat fuck that when one writes, “ … I remember him from our HS day’s…” that the plural form of “day” does not have an apostrophe in it.
Tubs BS Baloney is available to come speak to your group for a fee:
But just remember: “(He is not willing to elaborate.)”
Dude needs to be invited to speak at a blanket party.
He’d have a hard time getting invited to a circlejerk.
Said it before, say it again…
Fucking Massholes.
“Leo J. Maloney served as a deep cover black operative contractor for a clandestine government agency, accepting highly secretive missions throughout world. He has also served as a police officer/detective and is a licensed private investigator in Massachusetts. (my emphasis added). http://leojmaloney.com/
Yeah? Well not according to the State of Massachusetts. They update this file quarterly:
http://www.mass.gov/eopss/docs/msp/divisions/standards-and-training/certification-unit/pi-list-current-posted.pdf
Leo J “baloney pony” Maloney could you please use all the talents you acquired as a steely eyed killer and top secret agent to please, please, help find Elaine Ricci?
Well, fukitall. The drill sergeants weren’t lieing after all when they said they had secret missions for us in BCT…poleecing up cigarette butts…Hot damn, who’da thunk it?
Would this asswipe be related to “ASSASSIN”,by chance? He went to Phoenix program according to his story line. No wait, he already admitted he lied about that. Nevah mind.
He should rename his book “Bullshit Stories of my Life” or “Life of a lying Con-Man Asshole”. How could anyone buy his books. Oh ya the comrades in Kali-fornication Land- Hollywood types.
Because of my incredible combat efficiency (sarc) and overall good looks (double sarc) during OSUT, I was picked out and assigned a top secret classified mission by the company senior drill sergeant…to be the “designated rioter/aggressor” for the NG trainees in my company while they underwent riot/civil disturbance training, which is almost EXACTLY like being recruited by the CIA during BCT and sent out on blackbag kill missions…///
Wait a minute! Why did you black out his GT score? Was it because you know everyone with 175 or above was recruited by the clandestines. That would prove it. Hooked in the back and swooped up to low flying aircraft by cables like in Cowboys and Aliens.
Baloney Maloney.
Come on now guys….they made a move about this guy……