Richard Rahn pleads guilty to weapons charges
You probably remember ol’ Dick Rahn who was arrested while he was impersonating a Sergeant Major a few months back. Well, Chief Tango sends us the news that he pleaded guilty the other day of the two weapons charges that he was facing;
Rahn pleaded guilty to a felony charge of possessing a pistol after being convicted of a crime of violence. That charge dates from September when law enforcement officers conducted searches and found firearms at his home and storage locker in Willmar.
He also pleaded guilty to an additional felony charge Thursday of possessing a pistol after being convicted of a crime of violence. This charge stems from an incident in September 2013 in which he allegedly shot himself in the leg while illegally possessing the pistol.
I guess that’s why he figures that he earned the Purple Heart – for shooting himself. The article reports that he faces sentencing in early March and that previously he had been convicted for burglary and on drug charges which preclude legal gun ownership. I would have liked to seen a charge of Stolen Valor, too, but I guess that’s not as sexy as weapons charges.
Category: Phony soldiers
Bubba, Thor, Julio and ‘Tiny’ will welcome Dick with open arms in March… to the “pound Dick in the ass” lockup
Hey! Dick will finally get his! “Get Some”…has a whole other meaning in jail.
Now if only LA County (or where ever Sean Penn lives) would roll up that ass clown and put him away for illegal gun possession. That way we wouldn’t have to endure his bullshit anymore.
…and I forgot to add, I’m glad Karma finally caught up with Dick.
His map is missing a few grid squares.
My position remain the same!
You guys are clueless!
He is LEGIT as evidenced by the faddish sunglasses propped on his cranium.
You should all be ashamed for defaming a Wounded Phony War Veteran!
That is all!
I first read that as “Wounded PONY War Veteran.”
Special sparkle pony? Need to clean my glasses.
Anyhoo, it’s time to hoist the main brace. Cheers, Master Chief!
I hope Lurch gets what is coming to him.
Also, do you think that Stolen Valor was just a gateway crime?
Alrighty, here goes:
Splash. Out.
“Repeat, over.”
‘Cause anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice!
Affirmative. Perhaps an “expend all rounds” command is in order…
S4 will get us more ammo if we need it.
Your S-4 NCO is right here.
Which DODIC’s(type) and amounts do you need?
My Support Platoon Ammo NCO has the trucks and trailers warming up and staged to do an ammo draw whenever you’re ready.
He’s got that “I so enjoy choking down a long one with big hairy balls swinging from my chin” look about him
NAAAAAH, nothing wrong with stealing some valor, they’re just harmless little fuzzballs, even “Scrotum-Head” Rahn, right?
/SARC
Also, do you think that Stolen Valor was just a gateway crime?
As Jonn has noted several times, it’s never just Stolen Valor. These shady fucks are always up to some other crimes.