Sean Penn doesn’t miss his “cowardly killing machines”
Yes, I know, who cares – but this talentless clown by the name of Sean Penn had his gun collection destroyed and made into a sculpture and then sold it to Anderson Cooper for $1.4 million, according to MSN;
Penn didn’t mention Theron by name during the auction but said that “a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa” changed his minds about owning the guns.
“Being provoked by this aforementioned strong woman and considering how liberating of bulls–t and ugliness it would be not only get rid of the guns I have in the continental United States but also to destroy them, Jeff Koons and I had a chat the other day,” Penn said.
He said, “The highest bidder gets every single one of my guns put in the hands of this iconic artist and sculptor…Koons will decommission [and] render inactive all of my cowardly killing machines.”
So, I’m guessing that his body guards’ weapons won’t be put into the sculpture. It’s just so much mental masturbation. And all because Charlize Theron promised him a peek at the goodies. Of course, as groteseque as Penn looks these days, it’s probably the best he can hope for.
Yeah, you should stay out of the comments at the link. Thanks to Pinto Nag for the link.
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One wonders how he had those guns at all.
He has a DV conviction. He’s not allowed to own guns.
I think it’s bullshit, just like everything else that issues from his cock holster. He didn’t really have any, he just wanted a publicity stunt. The pile of shit he foisted on Anderson Cooper was probably made of the cheapest scrap metal Penn, or more likely his “life manager” (or whatever the hell they call those people that get paid 750k a year to make sure Hollyweird dickheads like him remember to wipe their asses) could find.
In any case, it’s really funny to hear a repeat-offending wife beater like him call others “cowardly” and talk about peace. Especially after his little suck-affair bromances with Hugo Chavez [spit] and Saddam Hussein.
In conclusion, I Am Sam can eat yet another bag of dicks.
Guess it depends if it rose to the level of a felony. When I was a cop, most DV charges were misdemeanors. Depended on the level or type of violence.
Sean Penn…one of the biggest no talent hacks in Hollywood listens to a beautiful woman tell him to destroy the ugliness of his guns. So he can further her affections for him no doubt. Of course this was all prompted by Therons’s mother who killed her husband, with a gun, to protect Charlize, while dad was in a violent drunken stupor. She is alive today because her mother defended her when her life was threatened. I guess mom should have used harsh language instead. I noticed glaringly that Penn only mentioned the weapons he owned in the “continental United States”. So who knows what collections and how big and valuable they are in other countries. Hypocrisy knows no limits amongst the, private security protected, limousine liberals.
Hey,Spicoli, Mr. Hand called from 1982 and says to STFU and get him another slice of pizza.
Taylor Negron, the guy that played the pizza delivery guy in Fast Times At Ridgemont High died over the weekend. Show a little respect.
And speaking of respect, I hope that all is well on Wilson Lane. If software sales to the government doesn’t work out, I think Paul should look into medical coding. According to those commercials that run all day while we are at work, it is an exciting career.
#BringElaineRicciHome
OK, some respect for Taylor Negron. None at all for Sean Penn. But that movie did have one redeeming quality, the pool scene with Phoebe Cates.
Kevin Kline is one lucky SOB. How is Phoebe looking these days?
From what I see on images,still looking pretty good for a “mature woman” at age 51. Wiki says she owns a high end ladies boutique on New York’s Upper East Side and hasn’t been doing any acting gigs for the past 14 years.
Here’s an observation for you, sugar — that ‘using the wrong head to think’ is going to hurt.
Cuckoo.
Are you sure that’s not cuckold?
I stand corrected. Thank you.
I liked his work in Team America, World Police.
F*ck yeah.
Yeah, he was even useless to the members of FAG in that movie, just like in real life.
“Surprise, cockfags!”
whether a gun is used “cowardly” depends on the character of who is pulling the trigger. In this case…. guess he’s right.
“Cowardly killing machines”…Yeah, right.
“The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles.” –Jeff Cooper, The Art of the Rifle (A book I’d suggest Sean Penn read, if he even can that is.)
It’s just as well, you know. He has a volatile temper, likes to pick knockdown-dragout fights with reporters over his female acquaintances.
And the older he gets, the more he looks like one of those demented crawly things you think you see in the shadows after a spook movie.
Who or what the fuck is Sean Penn other than an overpaid, no-talent, pampered, prissy-assed, twinkle-toed shit-for-brained pisspants has-been who got his start because of where his father was in Hollywierd? Hey Sean Penn, we don’t give a damn about your candied sugarbritches harebrained dildoheaded ass, thoughts, or opinions, we regard you about as highly as we do ” Hanoi Jane” Fonda!!!
If I recall, his dad was blacklisted,back in the heady days of HUAC and the commie infiltration of hollyweird. Yeah, his dad was a commie, so it stands to reason that Sean would hang out with commies around the world.
As for the other part of the story, Anderson Cooper paid more money for a POS “sculpture”, when he should have uses that money to feed the poor.
Penn.. you are a punk and a wanker. You are simply another trendy Hollywood feather brain. On the far left side of every issue. You have no relevance to the world of real thought.
You are a walking, talking cliche.. and simply bore me.
Sean who? Oh, him. Yawn.
Maybe you can console Mark Wahlberg when he doesn’t get his pardon. I hear he’s another douchebag who likes beating up people, playing tough guys in movies, but doesn’t think people should have the right to defend themselves.
Faqheem.
I heard Wahlberg had been in trouble in his younger years and, based on your comment, I read up on him. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I liked the guy in a movie or two. If this keeps up, I’ll be watching only those movies made prior to 1950 or so.
Put up a link to Wahlberg please. I would like to read up on his nasty ass too.
I think he has outlived his usefulness in the movie world too, like Pennypants…
He is certainly in violation of the Gun Control Act and the changes enacted by the Omnibus Consolidated Appropriations Act of 1997, Pub. L. No. 104-208, effective September 30, 1996). 18 USC 922(g) and (n) which state “who has been convicted of a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence” is a prohibited person for firearm possession.
Sean Penn certainly has that from his 1988 conviction for domestic violence against Madonna.
But more importantly is that each individual firearm in his collection counts as a separate violation. Let’s see….. 65 firearms….. 65 violations….
And the punishment for one violation of being prohibited person in possession of a firearm is 10 years and/or $250,000 fine.
65 x 10 years….
65 x $250,000….
/drool
IIRC, Sean “LA County” Penn served a stretch in LA County lockup…
I thought the same thing, even when he was making news for being pulled over and detained for having firearms in his posession. In California no less.
(The prohibition also applies to persons convicted of such
misdemeanors at any time, even if the conviction occurred prior to the
new law’s effective date, September 30, 1996…)
However,
(.. In addition, a conviction would not be
disabling if it has been expunged, set aside, pardoned, or the person
has had his or her civil rights restored …)With his money, he most likely got the appropriate pardons, expungements etc…
And your last relevant job was?
Fuck off
He was great in Mystic River. (That was 2003? Damn I’m getting old quick)
Another criminal in possession of firearms, admitting it publicly? Oh, well. Nothing to see here, move along. But it would be nice to see him, whoever he is, prosecuted for it.
Otherwise, were he legally able to own them, and able to sell them to a third party legally, it’s really none of my business if he or the new owner want to bury them, make 47 sculptures using them, or throw them into the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
The shit guys do for vag.
The POS also went to Iraq to have a face to face with Sadam on his personal ” fact finding” mission.
I don’t think I could have any less use for him.
Maybe he, Jim Carey, Liam Neison and Matt Damon can get together and take turns giving the CiC head. I mean they are very close anyway since they have their heads so far up his ass.
Their (celebs) entire existence revolves around playing pretend, but somehow they feel that they are so much more intelligent than all of us gun owning “fly-over state” trash.
Not just a “face-to-face with Sadaam Hussein, he also spouted that he was a human shield as well. Funny thing about that, he had his pampered candied ass safely back in the USA before the SHTF over there, WHAT A PAMPERED WUSS!!
I confess, I don’t go to the movies very often so I don’t know exactly who Charlize Theron is but I think I get the picture.
So about 15 years ago, I met a nice lady who was born and raised in the bush country in KwaZulu-Natal (think Durban South Africa, Rorke’s Drift). Aside, I just checked and she didn’t look like Ms. Theron. She and her son were driving across the plains in some scruffy car. Her son was driving – he was about 16 at the time – when they were ambushed. She tells her son to stomp on the gas to power through and she pulls out a Smith Model 29 and starts shooting through the windows and the windshield. They got through the ambush.
I know two guys from Joburg and another guy from Capetown. Their lives were a less exciting than this lady. I’m thinking that growing up in South Africa meant different things to different people. Maybe Ms. Theron’s life experience didn’t include ALL the parts.
In terms of relevance, this has the same importance as whichever karasshian got a boob job this week. No, seriously! The only reason this useless piece of whine saliva is doing this is to get attention, because the Oscars are coming up and its time to get attention again.
Sean Penn usually has that “the reddest part of Hugo Chavez revolutionized my mouth and struggled its way into my anus” look about him.
Don’t forget, this is the same Sean Penn who tried to “emulate” Harry Connick Jr’s Heroics.
For those of you who missed it, Connick is a life long resident of LA. He is famous. He owns a boat. When Katrina flooded Nawluns, he did what everybody else with a boat does, he took boat into NOLA and started rescuing trapped people.
A news photographer got some pictures of him on his boat, sans shirt, rescuing said trapped people. The ladies went WILD! But Connick was just doing it because that was his city and those were his “neighbors”.
Not to be out done, the FOrmer Mr Madonna, flies out to NOLA, with his agent, publicist, a film crew and his “entourage” and rents a boat. they all pile onto said boat. ( Where he planned on putting the rescued is beyond me) and , on film, for all the world to see, his friggen boat promptly sank due to be overloaded with the aforementioned Agent, publicist, film crew, entourage etc.
Self aggrandizement at it’s best
And Karmic fuckery on an international scale. 😀
+++1!
Nice story.
Sounds about right. I never heard about that, but seeing as how Harry Connick Jr. tends to avoid the spotlight, I’m not surprised.
He probably would’ve tried to do some kind of shit like that on 9/11 if it had been widely known that Steve Buscemi was back on his old FDNY engine working at the WTC pile.
Sorry for the typos This page needs an edit function.
Mr. Madonna also got several guns stolen from his car in San Francisco. In 2003 he parked his muscle car and went to lunch. A Glock 9mm and a S&W .38 were stolen. The car was recovered but the guns weren’t. The articles I read said he got the permit to carry in 2001 after being stalked by a former employee. Slight problem that is not addressed in any of the articles is that he has two assault convictions. How in the hell do you get a CCW with two felony convictions? Oh, wait, Liberal Connected Actor. Never mind!
But I, a fireman with a squeaky-clean record, can’t get a California CCW. Believe me, I’ve tried.
It’s always amusing when those famous celebrities who are sliding downward faster than they rose try their damnedest to remain relevant. Their semi-hysterical antics are an endless source of karmic amusement.
Of course 80% of our population so adores these “celebrities” that they will think this latest action of Mr. Penn’s is illustrative of the wondrous qualities associated with the mere act of being alive as a celebrity in this great nation.
Sean Penn is a classic example of what happens when a self-aggrandizing douchebag suddenly has access to an almost unlimited source of funding and the adoration of the masses. Said douchebag exhibits for all the world his lack of character, class and honor while his supporters routinely denigrate critics with the simple statement, “Well he’s laughing all the way to the bank” as if the amount of money one has is the determining factor of decency and appropriate honorable behavior.
Fuck. That. Guy.
If he really wants to help, he should gather up every copy of every movie he made (excluding Fast Times) and run them through an industrial shredder, burn the chips and bury them in a repository along with nuclear waste.
THAT would be a public service
I don’t know guys and gals. It seems to me that he has redeemed himself quite a bit.
With the only exception I see is that he has not given an apology to the guy he smacked with a 5 ft board or given him a couple million just for him being stupid.
I’m all for redemption, but he still has a lot of work to do.
Then I can see him getting it.
I did a lot of stupid things when I was a kid too…
And I doubt I am the only one on here that has that on their record…
I’m talaking about Wahlberg with this comment.
Sean Penn can go fuck himself with the same board Wahlberg smacked the guy with…
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