The REAL most outrageous Stolen Valor cases
Now that Stolen Valor is a news item these days, some new outlets are putting together their own lists of the top stolen valor case. The SITREP, for example, wrote about what they called “Top 5 Most Outrageous Stolen Valor Incidents” which were weak sauce compared to some incidences in our archives. Here are my top 6 in no particular order (click their names for their actual records);
Baxter used to parade around in the uniform of a two-star general. He handed out challenge coins with his flag rank. When we began our investigation, all we had was the picture and his name tag and the ROTC detachment where the picture was taken. When we finally got his records, it turns out that he was a Vietnam veteran and he’d been discharged as a private first class in 1968.
Mr. McManus was photographed at an inaugural ball for the mayor of Houston in 2009 and his picture was blasted out across all of the milblogs. We didn’t have a name, but someone in the gay community there, gave us a name. He pretended to be a lieutenant colonel who had been discharged because of the Clinton-era Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. In reality, he’d been a private first class and a military policeman in 1987. He was actually arrested for Stolen Valor but unfortunately, he died before he could get to trial.
No list of Valor thieves would be complete without mentioning Nick Androsky. Someone at the Ranger Training Brigade sent us Androsky’s photo when he showed up at his step-father’s basic training graduation at Fort Benning and began to berate drill sergeants for their treatment of said step-father. The drills marched him to the battalion headquarters where they took pictures of him – the pictures went viral that day. Unfortunately, Mr Androsky passed from this life last year. His actual record showed that he was discharged as a private after his court martial for substance abuse. He is probably the poster face for Stolen Valor due to his popularity.
Paul Tillson took a series of pictures at his wedding in this uniform and some alert reader sent the photos to us. He was discharged as a staff sergeant in the New Jersey National Guard and never deployed. The unfortunate part of this story is that there is a Paul Tillson in Oregon who catches flack for this Paul Tillson from people who aren’t paying attention.
Paul Tillson was sentenced to six months in prison for defrauding the VA of more than $150,000 over 13 years.
Another of my personal favorites is Mr. Church. Again, we started with nothing more than his name tag and wedding photos. We knew he was a phony just from the position of his beret and some of the medals that he displayed. It turns out from his records, he was discharged from the National Guard before he could finish Basic Training. When we busted him, he created sockpuppets who came to his defense, and our readers took him down, too.
Finally, one of my personal favorites, Mark Wayne Tiemann, the Round Marine, is another poster child of Stolen Valor. We first saw his picture four years ago, and it wasn’t until this year, one of his neighbors gave us his name in the comments which allowed us to get his records. Tiemann had been a sergeant of Marines and served six years, but he thought he deserved more. he didn’t put up a fight, though and went quietly off into the bowels of the internet.
Of course, we have hundreds more, but these are some of my favorites, mostly because they were so hard to find and we put hours into the hunt and their lies were so blatantly obvious.
Category: Phony soldiers
While these are good mid-to-high profile Stolen Valor Phonies, you cannot disregard Bernath or Witgenfeld.
Daniel Alan Bernath was willing to sue a national veterans organization when they denied that they gave him an honor he claimed they had. Besides lying about the pictures he took, where he was during Vietnam, and the nature of his service, he has also taken to litigating against those who outed him. Unfortunately, that litigation also fell on anyone he believed was guilty, with or without proof.
Dallas Witgenfeld served with honor in Vietnam, but since has decided to embellish his service. He made claims of being a LRRP without having attended Recondo school. This claim, his most grandiose, is because he was assigned to a LRRP Ranger unit as an RTO.
…So if you take phone calls for the Rangers that makes you a Ranger?
Oooookay.
I saw Julee Johns on their list, how far did she go in the TAH SV Torney?
These are the guys that exemplify the old saying “if you’re going to tell a lie, tell a big one”. I miss the days when the TAH Stolen Valor tourney was named after Soulpatch up there.
McSoulpatch,Soup, Waddlin’ Willie the Round Ranger, the Obese Marine … they didn’t have these guys!!??
Well, at least they had Yeti Yateman.
kendude crotchrot and greggy banks deserves at least honorable mention on this list…
Shit.
I have PTSD reading some of the comments they post here.
Maybe I should put in for an ARCOM?
Dude in the comments above mentioned Snake Eyes Jordan and I have to agree.
But one of my all-time favorites (besides Phildo of course) is AJ Dicken. He took folks overseas based on his claims.
What? No Nurse Murch? No Tesla? No Weeble?
Sexist pigs!!
Don’t get your gender-neutral under clothing in a twist. The women’s list in the male head right under the penis drawings.
My list of worst Stolen Valor offenses;
Giduck for scumbaggery.
Dicken because of the sheer money he stole.
Fortner because of the insanity of saying Russia shares a border with Nepal and that grenades have fiberglass.
Brockbrader for sheer insanity of claims and being a pedo.
*Sang to the tune of “Pop Goes the Weasel”*
I don’t get many girls anymore
I act like a dumb hoser
I make up shit, threaten and sue
*WHEEE!* I’ M A POSER!!
There’s a theme song for them!!
*golf clap*
/yes I sang it in my head when I was reading it. 😀
I do like General Butfuxter, though.
Giving out his own coin takes the cake.
I think it would be cool to have a poser coin.
Just saying.
OK, just to get this straight:
Good Tillson is in Oregon
Scum Tillson is in New Jersey
That it?
Yep! The Tillson in Oregon is a Real Vet and a legitimate businessman.
I can’t think “Stolen Valor” without thinking of Soup and Ballduster. That said… the one who started it all, and the one whom I still want to cunt punt is Jesse McBeth. Always.
Seen him at IAH, Houston when I was waiting for my flight to DC back in 2007 or 2008. It was Winter Crybabies II. I hung around, had someone on the cellphone and watching him. He got spooked though and hauled ass…lol.
One thing you can say about McBeth, he DID start getting people interested in exposing SV!!
A dude (Tillson) actually wears a phony dress uniform and a bunch of unearned awards/badges to his WEDDING?? How stupid can you get? Guess his bride-to-be, relatives, and friends in attendance must have thought he was really quite the high speed, low drag NG soldier.
And Androsky (RIP). Are you kidding me? This guy, in an AF uniform with about 300 ribbons, and then just about every Army badge also, wins the prize as the most absurd fake uniform ever. If there is a crazier uniform, I want to see it.
I can’t tell you guyz … But I am giggling a wee bit.
I do need some help though:
We need a break down of the following:
1. States with Stolen Valor Laws.
2. Total FED convictions under any FED Stolen Valor Act (2006 or 2013).
3. List of any and all convictions under any state Stolen Valor or other assimulated law.
I will give 1000 dollars of value to any TAH researcher who can produce this in form suitable for print. Hondo will present award (he knows the value of the award).
Send to me via Jonn or to Jonn or TSO or Jonn and TSO or TSO and me … Whatever!
That is all.
MCPO,
I was looking into this for the Stolen Valor FB page and came up with this…(cut and pasted comment from me.) Just a little bit from google and what I could find on the Net with a tiny bit of research. Not extensive though. Comment about the Maine Legislature trying to pass a SV law…
” I know of this one, (according to what I could google) Maine, New Jersey and South Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania had one in the 2013-2014 session), it looks like the California house passed a Stolen Valor bill in 2013, Connecticut in 2014, <b. a 2010 article said Nevada was working on it and , Connecticut; Illinois; Missouri;
California; and Kentucky already had laws on the books. (I know I’m repeating myself. )
My biggest buttaches come from the assholes who actually profit financially from their lies. Those who lie to impress girls are just going to let said female down when she learns the truth about their performance elsewhere. To me, those who profit from it are the most heinous…whether they are using their lies to get a job or office, or taking/attempting to take $$ from a charity or the VA, they should be beaten half to death. Twice.
Just seeing General Ballduster and MSG Soup Sandwich nearly brings me to tears. Decades from now, wide-eyed youngsters will ask, “Were you really there when those two were first outted?” And you will respond, “Yes, I was there. I am honored to say that I was among Jonn Lilyea’s Dickweeds when those two phony baloney valor thieves were made famous at the legendary TAH.”
So what about that liar named Robert McDonald? Is anyone going to send him to court about Stolen Valor? How many times did he claim to be in Special Forces before he got busted? He is now the head honcho of the VA. Did he claim such on his job application, or what?
— Max Powers