Monday morning feel good story
This morning’s story is a little different than most, but it comes from South Carolina;
Investigators say David P. Dempsey, 27, of Williston had entered the motel lobby armed with a handgun and demanded money from the clerk. Before fleeing, Dempsey dropped an item and his weapon discharged, striking him in the leg, Abdullah said.
Dempsey then got into a red Ford Focus with three other suspects and fled the scene, Abdullah said. He was later taken to an area hospital for treatment.
Mr Dempsey and his felonious friends waved down police officers who were responding to the report about their robbery and asked for help to treat the gunshot. All four are locked up tonight and South Carolina is marginally safer. We need more self-shooting criminals.
Category: Feel Good Stories
But he survived. Maybe he needs more range time.
“Self-shooting criminals”. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA. . . . And after picking myself up off the floor, I had to do a facepalm. Flagging down the po-po? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. And I pick myself up off the floor again.
Pure comedy gold. You just can
“Self-shooting criminals”. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA. . . . And after picking myself up off the floor, I had to do a facepalm. Flagging down the po-po? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. And I pick myself up off the floor again.
Pure comedy gold. You just can’t make this stuff up. No one would believe you.
I wonder if he’s had any children to pass his Stupid Genes on to. I hope not.
I guess it’s true, that the jails are filled with the mentally retarded. These guys are a fine example of pure stupid. Imagine him telling the story to his jail house roomies. Bet he doesn’t mention shooting himself, or flagging down the police. Also the cops probably had a hard time arresting these guys too… With the tears in their eyes from all the laughter, it was likely hard to get the handcuffs on.
As long as they all got a free ride to jail, it works for me.
This one is guaranteed to reach monumental legend status in record time. The giggle meter started pegging instantly.
Wonder how long it took for the responding officers to figure out that these were the guys. It’s not often in a LE career that you get to arrest the perpetrator on the way to the scene of a crime.
Duh!
A great story to start the work week off with a laugh!! I wonder if this hasn’t made it to any of the “Stupid Criminal” websites yet? It’s a pity the dumbass snotweasel of a goblin didn’t plug himself, that would have saved the taxpayers from having to pay his medical bills as well as the costs of feeding, clothing, and housing it!!
Life is hard, but it’s even harder when you’re stupid.
We had one locally wherein the perp smashed a window and grabbed a bunch of cigarettes and cigars from a tobacco shop. The night was cold, and as he was walking away from the scene of the crime he flagged down a passing car for a warm ride home.
Turns out the car he flagged down was an unmarked city police car leaving the tobacco shop, after the cop driving it had reviewed the video of the smash-and-grab.
The officers spent the entire evening giggling at Moronicus, who, despite the video showing him smashing the window and the bag full of tobacco products in his hands when he stopped, repeatedly proclaimed his innocence.