2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament – Shitbag Sixteen
WEST REGIONAL
WEST Seed 1 v. 5:
1) Nate Fornwalt, Lemonade Stand Stealing Phony, Embellisher
CLAIM: Wounded veteran with numerous purple hearts, Marine Special Ops.
TRUTH: Iraq vet with no purple hearts, no Special Ops.Before becoming famous for stealing money from a kids lemonade stand, Fornwalt the Forlorn here was making snowmen “spattered with red paint, fake blood, symbolizing the blood he, and others, had shed in defense of their country, blood from his wounds that left his body, and mind, scarred, and have forced him, at 33, to face his own mortality.” Of course then he put all the medals and rank he didn’t earn on the snowman, because that’s what you do. But he builds snowmen because…”Being an adult, we forget we were kids at one point,” he said. “I try to keep in touch with that child, that 13-year-old boy inside.” Yeah, I like to stay young by stealing kids money too. Shitdick.
5) Thomas DeCare, Beer Swilling ISIS Killer, Valor Thief
CLAIM: I can’t even make out all the shit on his uniform, except the badge above his name tag which seems to indicate he was bombed with fecal matter from a Pterodactyl.
TRUTH: NPRC says “who?”Where is DeCare now? Only the wind, and the SecDEF know. He could be in the thick of combat in the Maldives, or he could be knee deep in Bud Light bottles at a frat house somewhere waiting for his beeper to go off and deploying him to far flung war zones. If you live in Oswego County NY, you should know that Monday Night Football is where first contact was made with this asshat, and it is Monday. So if you aren’t busy, do some fly bys of Fulton, NY pubs tonight, and maybe you too can see this triple stacked
pile of dog shithero.
WEST: Seed 2 v. 3
2) Derek Church, The Real Unslim Shady, Embellisher
CLAIM: SSG, Ranger, 82nd, Infantry, Straight.
TRUTH: PFC, 18 months as a nasty girl then a quick exit.It’s pretty obvious how this guy made it this far, I mean, just look at him. He looks like the physical manifestation of the Sumerian deity Gozer. (“It just popped in there. . . I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!”) But besides the awesome look he is cultivating, my favorite thing is his sockpuppet friend Will Chamberlain who warned that “I suggest you all get off his damn back before you wind up with the entire 75th ranger regiment on your fucking door step!!” Really? The entire regiment? They’ve got nothing going on so they are all gonna fly in from Washington and Georgia to set us straight on this fat body? I’ve known a 75th guy or 10 in my day, so if they really are coming, you might want to stock up on booze.
3) Cornelius Davis, Smadge says what?, (Unknown until FOIA)
CLAIM: Sergeant Major, Bronze Star, Silver Star.
TRUTH: Army says “Nevah heard of you”.
There really is no way to do justice to this guy absent just watching the video:
NORTH REGIONAL
NORTH: 1 Seed v. 4
1) Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief
CLAIM: LTC, US Air Force, Pilot
TRUTH: PFC, Texas State Militia, 20 Glorious Days in Texas National GuardChevy is well know to all, but his website is straight fire, especially when he attacks us.
“When you expose bad guys for the low-life’s they are, they will retaliate with everything they have in their little pea-sized brains. They will lie, cheat and steal. They will manipulate anyone and everyone of weak minded constitutions. I and others have exposed the internet terrorist “This Ain’t hell site” as being military rejects, military want-a-bees and felons. They were exposed with public records written by others on their lack of self-control and criminal behaviors so they manufactured lies against me and others that have exposed their antics.”
4) Otto Gimbl, dude got a busted grill, Embellisher
CLAIM: Combat wounded OIF/OEF Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: 15 month chump busted when he failed a piss test. Does have a NDSM though.
This is another one where the audio tells most of the story. Bear in mind that when he tells Jonn that 30,000 marines are going to show up on his doorstep, what he really means is it was the Marine Corps that threw out the warning on this assclown. No less an authority than the Injury Support SNCOIC, Northeast Region Wounded Warrior Regiment United States Marine Corps put out a warning on how he was a faker.
NORTH: 2 Seed v. 3
2) James Korfhage, Threats Schmets, get in your car already, Embellisher
CLAIM: Army Ranger
TRUTH: 21 Days at basic.
Korfhage was leaving Georgia on September 4, and was going to kill Jonn and his family, after a little torture session. He still hasn’t made it. If he took I-81 to Jonn’s house, it would be 670 miles. The only guy to move slower than this is a Purple Heart Parachutist LRRP Ranger Special Forces Guy that lives in Florida. That dude has been on his way for over 2 years now. Maybe they can carpool?
Dude needs to learn to enunciate more clearly. I’m sure there was some gems in there I missed because he’s a muttering, stuttering jackass.
3) Amy/Joel Kleyla, Swollen Valor, Embellisher
CLAIM: SEAL, Female
TRUTH: SEABEE, Twig and berries may have been harvested.Not much to say about Swollen Valor, but I like his/her work in Total Recall.
SOUTH REGIONAL
SOUTH: 1 Seed v. 5
1) Frank Visconi, The Blowfish, Embellisher
CLAIM: Bronze Star w/V, 2 Purple Hearts, Combat Action Ribbon, and the Presidential Unit Commendation
TRUTH: It took no less an authority than the 6th US Circuit Court and the US Marine Corps to finally prove he made that up.
Say what you will about Visconi, but dude is nothing if not persistent. And he’s put in a good campaign of lobbying here lately. I especially like how he just recently found his Purple Heart and Bronze Star awards, signed by none other than Richard Nixon. Because Nixon had nothing better to do that sign awards to be awarded at a Detriot MEPS.Got an email from Visconi last night though which was funny. He apparently thought I was Shipley. He has my email because naturally he teamed up with Wittless, Wickre and Bernath.
Below info about you is 100% accurate. A dishonor to the Trident and the SEALS. If I were a SEAL veteran, I would discontinue considering you a brother SEAL. Unfortunately your ugly sites such as TAH pit Marines against Marines too. They’ve forgotten the meaning of brothers forever and the meaning of “I have your six”. Total dishonor to the uniform and the principles of the Corps. All of you are Dirt Bags through and through.
Yeah, he’s really living the Marine Corps way….falsifying documents, filing law suits, and just being a jackass. You keep rocking that lie Visconi, I’m looking forward to any new photoshops you might find.
5) Peter Lawler, From Beirut to Black Friday, Embellisher
CLAIM: Beirut veteran, combat wounded Marine, Purple Heart, PTSD
TRUTH: Got an OTH as an E1, subsequently upgraded to Under Honorable Conditions. Also, a registered sex offender.
This dude looks seriously creepy. But he did at least apologize.
That would earn him a pass, except that he’s also a sex offender and at one point was escaped from jail. Creepy.
SOUTH: 2 Seed v 3.
2) Gregory Banks, Masonic Massacre if ought 14, Valor Thief
CLAIM: SF, multiple week long hunt and kill missions overseas between visits to Masonic lodges, Bronze Star.
TRUTH: No service located.
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when your home state is modeling a Stolen Valor law on you specifically. By name. I still giggle that he had his mom write a letter in his defense. Damned if I can find it anymore, but it was sheer genius. She used the “Top Secret Defense” and the Gov’t is hiding his efforts on our behalf.
3) Richard Rahn, Minnesota Madman, Valor Thief
CLAIM: dude has 1 of everything I think. Ranger, CIB, and enough years deployed to account for the entire War on Terrah.
TRUTH: Not a CSM, but he is a felon.
Our second felon from Minnesota (with Lawler). MOS 05B, claims to be a Ranger. Man, that almost sounds like a drunken skydiving clown I once read about. There are 325 men who have earned a CIB with two stars, and this douchetool is not one of them.From the Army Times though, this is the worst thing I can imagine: “In private, he offered comfort to a Gold Star family — visiting their Minnesota home, shedding tears with them over their fallen son, even offering a small statue of a praying soldier as a token of appreciation for their sacrifice. In reality, he was a faker and a felon.”
What kind of a dirtbag tries to cozy up to a Gold Star Family? Seriously, is nothing sacred?
EAST REGIONAL
1 Seed v. 4
1) Daniel A. Bernath, Bernasty McDouchenugget, Embellisher
CLAIM: Chief Petty Officer, US Navy (and a ton of other shit)
TRUTH: No, nay, never.
Fulfilling Obligations:
I have several people who may consider that I am their attorney. Therefore, the privilege as to what was said is held by the client. I must inform you that I have encountered from certain people that there will be a fatal attempt on your life or to put you in the hospital for a month. I don’t know how credible the statements are but they appear firm and are repeated. Again, if contacted by law enforcement I cannot reveal my client’s communication nor his identity.
Daniel A. Bernath,
Attorney at LawTruth Bombs from Bernath: The “sex act” between two homosexuals is to insert the penis into another man’s rectum. The rectum contains disease and germs and is thus spread to the pitcher from the catcher.
Admission against interest: I saw a documentary with Lady ga ga. [Based on the previous, there is no way on Earth you could convince me that Bernath isn’t a pack a day smoker of cock.
Bernath v. the Muslims: I cannot figure out why the muzzies do this stuff. Is it to get everyone, everwhere in the world to hate them? How is that a reasonable goal? I have read history and I know that the world puts up with the muzzies for a while and then collectively reaches out and slaps them down for a thousand years of peace and then they rise again. Mental illness. Come and get me. I am prepared for you.
Yes, in the Holy name of Spongebob, let’s let Bernath defend the West from the Islamic lunatics. He can fly planes without gas, file lawsuits without supporting law, and explain Butt Sex like a true deviant.
4) Jared Stern, Paul Wickre’s Private Investigator, Embellisher
CLAIM: “After serving in the United States Marine Corps and subsequently conducting intelligence operations overseas…”
TRUTH: E1 discharge, Marine 0311.Not exactly Stern related, but I got an email from his employer, Palmer Psul Wickre the other day. First Wickre left a series of messages on the blog wherein he sockpuppeted death threats against himself, and signed them as Hack Stone. Then he sent this:
7 angels with 7 plague then came. The wrath of God then descended
The seven plagues then descended in the sequence of 7234567 7×7
God awoke me and revealed the numbers of 216600
Each are the instructions from God as to smite Mammon
Each come from the book of days to Jude in the Holy Book of Revelations.
Both numbers come to smite you from the Book of DaysAnyone want to take a stab at what Stern’s employer is trying to tell us?
2 Seed v. 6
2) Reverend Colyer, Reverend Doctor of Occupy, Embellisher
CLAIM: USMC Disabled Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: OTH from USMC, no combat
I noted to Jonn last week that this is the first tournament we’ve run without IVAW making an appearance. Colyer is pretty close to being one though.
Wonder what happened to this guy, seriously. At one point he was going to kill himself because he lost custody of his kid. I’m sure the evil corporations were responsible. For other great videos by this guy, go to THIS LINK.
6) Sean Yetman, heavy-drop phony Ranger on Black Friday, Unknown
CLAIM: 2/75th Rangers and he has 3 awards of the CIB for two rotations to Iraq and one to Afghanistan.
TRUTH: Unknown.
This guy up and disappeared like a fart in a wind-tunnel too didn’t he? He was all the rage, and then he was gone.
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Stern has a winning strategy! I bet he bought Wickre a case of MD 20/20 and put a computer keyboard in front of him. Genius! I bet he puts the wood to Wickre’s unemployed wife while Pslmer gets drunk and writes emails. Stay hungry Jared.
I think Wickre’s inane babblings were an example of his advanced stochastic analysis. Looks like someone’s having a Black Swan event. More wine!
Regarding Bernath, if he has knowledge about the imminent commission of a serious crime such as murder or assault, doesn’t he have a responsibility to report that to LE? Since he is not a lawyer authorized to practice either in the state of Oregon or Florida, the point seems moot either way. In fact, he is communicating a threat and setting himself up to an accessory charge I would think. That is, if any of the Lemon Party Triad actually
hadgrow some balls.In California (the only state foolish enough to give Bernath a law license), if an attorney knows that his client is about to kill someone or commit another serious crime, the attorney may (but is not required to) reveal the plot. So, a California attorney can simply keep his mouth shut and be in the clear. Interesting question: if a California attorney makes a partial disclosure (as Bernath appears to have done), has he opened the door to being compelled to make a full disclosure?
That all depends. This was sent as a threat toward a person who he is supposed to have no contact with. I’m pretty sure he is only supposed to contact the recipient’s attorney, rather than reveal threats directly to the recipient of a lawsuit that he has filed.
Yep, looks like once again the catheter has gone way beyond the prostate and entered his brainal cavity.
Said catheter also must have passed through the colon, scooping up quite a bit of fecal matter. This explains “Shit for brains”.
Maybe Daniel A. “Crash-Cockroach” Bernath was abducted by a UFO and anal probed so hard it gave him brain damage?
I just logged into my Facebook for the first time in ages, and I have a friend request from Daniel Bernath. If I do accept the request, I will take the opportunity to teach him how to read an aircraft fuel gauge.
Check your email. You have love notes from Wickre.
Maybe Bernath needs a new mailbox door too?
Maybe Bernath was flying from the Pacific Northwest to Bethesda with Paul’s replacement mailbox door, but the extra weight of the mailbox door burned off too much fuel, and that is why he crashed.
Teach him about soap on a rope. Where he is going, he will need it!
Oh, it is so hard to choose between these fine gentlemen. What an array of sad douchebaggery.
Okay, I got it!
FirsTech Inc. of Bethesda Maryland (google hit) intends to sell an exercise regime on “Seven High Tech DVD Discs” called “7×7 Minute Abs” NSN: 7234567 to the Government for the price of $2166.00 each.
Psul, step into my office.
In case anyone is wondering, I did not send any threatening emails to Paul K. Wickre, Vice President of FirsTech Solutions. If Paul is receiving threatening emails, for his own safety, he should immediately notify the FBI Cybercrimes Department to launch an immediate investigation. Just let me know what Special Agent has been assigned the case, and I will be more than happy to sit down for an interview, and submit to a polygraph. I have it good authority that these threatening emails are coming from FirsTech Solutions corporate headquarters on Wilson Lane in Bethesda MD. The only explanation is that the threatening emails are coming from Elaine Ricci, upset that her position as President of FirsTech Solutions was given back to Karen Williams, who did such a bang up job helping her employer get reelected. Oops, my bad. Anyway, it must be confusing for Paul K. Wickre, since Karen Williams and Elaine Ricci could pass for twins. If I didn’t know better, I would swear that it is the same person.
Wait – what? Is Karen Williams engaging in an episode of dissociation making threats against herself? I’m a bit confused here.
“Yes, in the Holy name of Spongebob,…”
Comedy Gold there TSO!
Church v Davis…… tough choice dressed as two Christmas trees in a house full of cats
I’m voting for Davis, again to support the guys who made the video.
I actually didn’t have to write down the names because I remembered all of them.
Really hated to not vote for the Smadge but Church has got to advance. Smadge is infamous everywhere.
I concur, “The polyester Smadge” has gotten his YouTube fame, “Blobbo” Church needs to advance!
Concur.
I feel the same way. However, I still had to read a little more to decide which was the more flaming bag of shit that needed stomped out first.
And, this is not an insult toward Bernath. While he may be a flaming bag of shit, I am in no way suggesting that he be stomped out or physically, mentally, emotionally, or sexually assaulted in any way, shape, or form.
I concur. Daniel A. “Crashing Cockroach” Bernath makes himself as miserable as he can, and he tries to get his jollies by making others as miserable and angry as he makes himself!
Oh, and for all you pussies out there threatening to kill me….
Great song, and to hell with the triad of Idiots and their straphanging nitwits. They are nothing more than cowards.
Memo to LPT:
Do it, faggots. Rumor has it Santa is bringing me a new bang stick for Xmas.
I probably won’t get one for Christmas, but all of mine are well-cleaned and oiled, and I’ve probably been stocking up on ammo as well!! Threatening any of the fine People of TAH®™ IS NOT a smart move!
Don’t forget to sharpen and oil your shovel. And some lint seed oil on the wood. Always PMCS your tools.
Like they say in some places, “Practice the three S’s, Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”.
“I have several people who may consider that I am their attorney. Therefore, the privilege as to what was said is held by the client.” JAGC’s legal interpretation: I share emails with some people on the Internet. We never met. These people are not my client as we have not entered into a retainer agreement or a POA; moreover, even if we could find a cheap, likely worthless sample copy on the internet, I am not licensed in any jurisdiction relevant to this issue to legally accept such people as my client. Still, I will continue to refer to these people as “the client” even though they cannot actually be “the client” because referring to people I know on the internet as “the client” makes me sound smart and important. “I must inform you that I have encountered from certain people that there will be a fatal attempt on your life or to put you in the hospital for a month. I don’t know how credible the statements are but they appear firm and are repeated.” JAGC’s legal interpretation: There are people on the internet who say mean things and keep repeating nonsensical threats. In all my days, I have never known anyone to say mean, dumb, or violent things on the internet. Also, I have an email account where I can interact with people on the internet. They think I’m a lawyer. This makes me feel smart and important. “Again, if contacted by law enforcement I cannot reveal my client’s communication nor his identity.” JAGC’s legal interpretation: Although I previously stated that there were “several people,” there only is one “client”–a man. I cannot reveal his communication nor his identity because the threats are stupid and not credible, nor have I actually met this man. In reality, I am passing this information on to you as a means of my own, personal threat to you on the internet. But if I claim that the threat came from a “client,” even though I have no clients, then there is a chance that if called out on this fact, I can… Read more »
bernutsless bumped up his legal status? He’s got his sigil up elsewhere as ‘lawyer’ under his name.
Hmm…. There is some confusion here.
How come he sounds more and more like he’s mimicking pickwickre peckerwood? Are they sharing something unsavory that no one wants to know about?
SPEW !!!!
Thanks…
(As he wipes the snotcoffee off of his mustache and keyboard)…
That’s how I read it, also my attorney and the FBI.
What about the California bar?
This should tell you something about how hard it is to get disbarred in CA.
Excellent analysis, spot on.
There was a critter named Bernath, a sort
Who said he’d give everyone a bath in court.
He shot and missed.
His cases dismissed,
He still screamed he would sue
Until his face turned blue
In the end, everyone just laughed at Bernath.
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Bravo! Bravo! Poet! Poet! Poet!
“Thank-yuh, thank-yuh verymuch!”
Al Sharpton we know its you.
Case 1: Stealing from kids or stealing from adults? This is a no-brainer, although both deserve an application of FM 22-102.
Case 2: This is a case of round and stupid versus someoene who is still being talked about on Rallypoint. Hmmm….no contest. Where is our shitbag SGM anyway?
Case 3: Still waiting on the cheesy multi-martial failure to come down Highway 80 on his “supposed” way to Jefferson so I can introduce him to some people who have zero tolerance for fake vets. Perhaps he’s a jellyslayer too because lately we noticed that some of Blackburn’s jellies available in downtown Jefferson are always short on supply.
Case 4: A moron who conveys threats or the love child of the Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Marshmallow Man. No contest.
Case 5: Frankie, how’s it going lately? We have yet to hear from you lately. Perhaps you are learning from the Grand Poopshit himself in the East region.
Case 6: Hmmm…this was tough. Who offends thee more? In the end, it was the bullshitter who went with the lower rank and the ability to mask his past better…only to have it blow up in his face. My friend Weinerschitzel is even offended by Rahn.
Case 7: A choice: Self-made dumbass lying lawyer vs. the lying lawyer who made Paul what he is today? It came to the last fumes that were in the gas tank to determine who stunk it worst.
Case 8: The good one. A nondenominational doctoral self-medicated sack of shit versus a moron in uniform on Black Friday at the mall who claims he is with his Sergeant Major. THe lower seed gets the nod because if you are in the uniform on Black Friday, you better be on duty at some unit CQ or Staff Duty desk, not at the mall with your “Sergeant Major”.
Looking forward to the Excrement-filled Eight.
I had a very difficult time not voting for Gimble, but CheeseDick Chevy got my vote this time. Almost anyone else, and the giant piece of shit Gimbl would get my vote.
Come on now, you have to give Richard Rahn the vote for biggest douche. Anyone that goes to a funeral with the intent to feed on peoples emotions has got to be not just a dishonor to the military but to all fellow humans as well. Cornelius Davis…I think that guy is just lost. VOTE FOR RAHN..BIGGEST douchenozzle!
I am of the same thought train Izzy.
What an absolute POS…
If anyone can push Bernath to the background it would be Rahn simply because of his Gold Star bull shit behavior…
Me,too.
Only reason I voted for Banks, is because of the bio, the State’s Stolen Valor law being named after you, DAMN!
I still don’t see that Lurch wannabe surpassing Bernath. But, that’s just my opinion.
Rahn is one hell of a douche bag. He got my vote and my other vote and…
For anyone still in doubt, my source says that Round Ranger Church is sporting a Ranger tee shirt in public.
bumblebrain is WAY too interested in odd things like Lady Gagme. And it’s still a mystery to me AS TO why he’s picked up pickwickre peckerwood’s writing habits, except that so far, he’s only tried to crank something out in bad Icelandic. I think those two are playing hen-and-rooster.
It was difficult to turn down stern, but he’s only able to scare himself. So far, the only thing he’s managed to kill is Time, which is no longer on his side.
Hey, if the entire 75th Regiment and 30,000 Marines are going to show up on my doorstep, can I get some advance notice? I’ll have to order food supplies in advance. Those guys are like locusts. They leave no food untouched.
I’m sure if you just ordered five cows and set up some wood-filled and stone-lined pits, you’d have some left over jerky and enough leather for a car interior when they leave.
Yes, but they’ll want potatoes, too.
You may need 5 beer delivery trucks evenly spread around the fire pits.
True. And a large volume of paper products.
End the madness! Stop this farce NOW!
We all know Bernath is the winner hands down. No one is even close.
Over confidence. Love it. My boy Chevy will slide on in.
‘My boy Chevy will slide on in.’ said the Fake CPO….
Has anyone called Larry Flynt? This has a “movie” written all over it.
The only thing Chevy could slide into is a cheese vat. Bernath is one of the few who sued and actually went the extra distance to spew his conspiracy theories in a courtroom. Chevy can’t beat that with a cheese knife.
But Chevy tried to have me arrested.
Chevy put a lot of work into this. He reverse engineered a police squad car for God’s sake! The man’s a jenious! He has his own lab coat! Don’t make him go back into that room to get another moldy certificate! Because he will! He’s hungry!!! Go MESNA!!! Chevy FTW!!!!!
And don’t forget, he likes SWEADEN too!
Man the voting is getting much harder, they all deserve recognition… Church Banks and Bernath are my predictions for the Finals
Glad to see you’re back on the Ambien and Nyquil.
The last I knew of the Other Than Honorable Revrend Colyer was that he was excited that Tesla Motor’s was hiring and didn’t do a drug test. He was slightly upset that he didn’t get the job. (Likely due to a background check) That was around the middle of November.
He then called me a baby killer and spoke to all us baby killers have caused him pain and suffering. He then invited me to his house because he is under the impression that he needs to challenge me to a duel to defend his honor.
I thought he was homeless and living in a van?
Dude is whack.
I think in the time between his crap being exposed and now he has managed to find a house to squat in.
Like THIS?
CLASSIC!!
Need a consultation bracket! Stafford Twp NJ Mayor John Spodofora deserves a run. Boasting for years about combat service in Vietnam boasting a Vietnam War Medal of Valor from Safari Club International, a hunting club he duped. His classified records that require special access by Congressman and Senators as a Vietnam Navy Seal he was in places he can’t talk about. But wait, this miscreant dupes people that he’s the co-founder of Ron Jon’s Surf Shops as the JON. He’s considering re-election this time using his Navy Expeditionary Medal as his bona fides. He sure needs to hear from the SV community. Watch his initial exposure: http://Www.johnspodofora.com
Prepping for a “Dishonor Guard” to greet this fine fellow publicly.
*Acquiring rotten eggs and rotten cabbage*
Isn’t that a Korean dish? 😀
Damn you, I just spewed a perfectly good sip of coffee all over my desk.
Just the rotten cabbage part.
I want to vote for everyone.
smdh.
Fornwalt, easy. Gold star kid thief is a special kind of scumbag. Church, easy. Special kind of scumbag still sporting the lie down in North Carolina. I had to go with Gimble over Chevalier, just because he is so representative of the turds that made my life suck as a First Sergeant. Fat tranny seal, no question. He/she could go to the final four if he/she can play second base too. Viscani was easy. I had to go with Rahn over Banks. It’s a special kind of scumbag that can fake the funk while with a grieving gold star family. Bernath, no question. Stern only got this far by association. I went with the Reveran Colyer because like gimble, he was so representativbe of all the little turds out there that were crushed by pissed off SNCO’s. Ah, memories.
Bummed my 2 faves William Derek Church and Csm Davis were mstched against eachother. William Derek Church for the win.
Come on guys there can be only one: BERNATH needs to win this …
Did anyone else vote for Gimbl hoping for the heavy chevy upset?
Yes I did!
Chevy does not, nor will he ever be a contender up against a phony CPO who is not, never was nor will be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
That was a twounge tister!
I did as well. Gimbl wants the notoriety, he’s going to get it.
Matter of fact, if anyone is checking in from FL, stop into Coral Springs during Monday night football. He’s the guy wearing the 49ers jersey with the dog, two drinks from accusing the owner of prejudice against vets.
Drinks on anyone who’s donated to his phony ass…
Hmmm. Just noticed that I could vote on my phone also. Hm?mm. Give my boy Chevy a Chicago style boost? Nah. Chevy will descend into the cess pool fair and square.
Vote for Pedro
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Get busy and send a prize; it’s the season of giving, after all!
I think I’ll be cheering Kornflake (korfhage) to the finish line. He’s still living the lie and made false reports against his brother that he molested his daughter after he reported him to this website.
Amy/Joel Kleyla: IDK, drop 100 lbs and I might hit that in a drunken stupor…with your dick
I had to vote Decare over Fornwalt. Sure he’s up against the guy who stole big money from small children, but Decare gon’ put Fulton on the map, baby!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
CA, OR, FL, AUSA, DoD, DoJ, FBI, DHS, ICE, HSI, NASA, FAA, NTSB, VA, SSA …
There can be only one!
Still waiting for the FBI to haul me off.
Bernutless has been telling me for the longest that a Deputy will be showing up any day now with papers and the *SLUUURP*mess has said it was a’comin’ as well. *YAWN* neither has come close to finding me while Daniel A. “Crash-Cockroach” Bernath has accused at least three innocent Men of being me!!
I’m rootin for Yetman even though he’s a longshot.
I’m somewhat new here, and Sean Yetman is the “newb”, comes out of NOWHERE, thirty days ago just prior to the tournament and gets Internet and Television news famous. He’s made it to the quarter finals! The marshmellow man is a hard flogging stud ,I mean dud.
I bet the known and confirmed pedophile Lawler would get a kick out of Yetman and Banks working his balls.
All the while “Forging” Frank Visconi and Fornwalt share a glass of stolen lemonade.
I would also like to see Heavy Chevy and Gimbl in a real fight.
One would be afraid and the other one glad of it in my opinion.
Losers.
Gimbl vs Chevy: baseball bat wins.
“I have your six” – Frank Visconi
Yeah, with an internet boot to your ass for pulling the stunts that you pulled. 🙄
Frank Visconi makes 11th hour run for the 2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Award.
In an email from Visconi to me:
From: Frank Visconi [mailto:doverite06@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2014 6:37 PM
To: Sam Killeffer; admin@thisainthel.us
Subject:
Oh, and look what else I found (attached).
And my former NCOIC just received his entire service records (700 plus pages) and guess what, he was awarded (in 1969) the CAR and the PUC for “actions against enemy forces while attached to FLSU#1 during the period May – September 1965…..same unit I was in where I was right beside him. He was fortunate to still be in the Corps when the CAR was authorized so his CO put him in for it for the above period. Based on that, he has sent in a recommendation for me for the CAR and the PUC for serving in the same actions during the same period.
These should just about round out my awards that you vehemently deny I deserve. I also expect that the BSM and PH will be on my record in due time. THEN, my vicious, arrogant, self-centered, narcissistic enemy #1, I am going to take you down like the fricking animal that you are.
The two attachments are NEW PHONY Documents perporting to be his BS w/V and a Purple Heart Citation.
The NEWEST PHONY documents can be seen at:
http://www.blowfish-bomber.com/home/visconi-provides-new-and-different-award-certificates-including-the-bs-wv-and-the-purple-heart/
Mr Visoni certainly has shown that he is deserving of your vote for the “Excremental 8” and perhaps even the “Fecal Four”.
HE’S GOT MY VOTE FOR SURE!!
Sam K:
Did Phoney Visconi dig up Tricky Dick Nixon to sign those certificatres?
You need a former NCOIC to put you in for a PUC? That doesn’t make sense to me. Nice certificates Francis. Talk to your new pal Chevy and he’ll tell you how to use mold to make them seem more authentic.
Also, glad your new PH cert. didn’t include that language about “lower leg, above the knee”… AWKWARD.
I’m a little late to the party. Just cast my votes at 12:49pm (EST). God, never in my life have I seen a more comprehensive collection of lying low life POS dirt bags! Especially that James Deon Korfhage, the 2014 Punk of the Year!
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Thank you for this. Especially the recorded calls…
You’ve done two things here: hopefully a deterrent for future jackassery from other low lifes, and you made me laugh. Having lost most of my faith in humanity, this behavior is not surprising, but at least I can be amused by it, and that’s something. Please tell me, that picture of poor Otto beaten to a pulp… was that after meeting a real soldier who decided to initiate some wall to wall counseling?