Yes, Virginia, there was no Sandy Hook

| November 24, 2014

In the spirit of the season of giving thanks, Veterans Today released the wonderful news that no one died two years ago at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but the same folks who have proved to us that there was no Holocaust, that aliens are making our foreign policy, that Osama bin Laden was dead long before 9/11, make their case for this;

Now for the First Time in a long time, VT can report Major Breaking GOOD NEWS for all to get really excited about.

The major breaking GOOD NEWS which the CMMM refuses to cover (for reasons to be explained later) is the recent research and 100% rock solid findings by Professor James Fetzer, Wolfgang Halbig and other research associates on SANDY HOOK.

Yes, there were No Dead Kids and No Dead Teachers at Sandy Hook, None at all as in ZERO!

Their findings conclusively show that there were NO DEAD KIDS at Sandy Hook, none at all, not even one. That’s right No Dead Kids, but also it can now be conclusively proved in a Court of Law that not only were there No Dead Kids, but there were NO DEAD TEACHERS either, none at all, not even one.

No Dead Lanzas either.

And there is also some substantial evidence that there were NO DEAD LANZAS, that is, no Dead so-called Shooter Adam Lanza and no dead Nancy Lanza either, his so-called mother. In fact there is substantial reason to believe that Adam Lanza or Nancy Lanza never even existed at all and were virtual creations as part of one of the greatest Psyops in history ever perpetrated on the American Public.

Not the greatest however which is now known to be the False-Flag attack on America on 9/11/01 which was initiated to create the false narrative needed to justify illegal, Unconstitutional, unprovoked, undeclared, un-winnable, perpetual wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

So, to celebrate the news, I’m giving away all the guns and ammunition that I bought after Sandy Hook.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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H1

Send the 1911’s my way.
The antique one for sure.

FMR PAO

Herp and Derp turned all the way up to ‘Potato.’

Pinto Nag

NOT FUNNY. VT needs to be shut down yesterday.

RunPatRun

Wholeheartedly agree, but suspect they have 1st amendment rights. They’re actually making money off this garbage. Bah

Hondo

Unfortunate, RunPatRun is correct. Freedom of speech includes the speech of idiots as well as sages. It’s part of the price one pays for that particular freedom.

Delilah T.

And yet, no one requires that you pay any attention to them.

bob

I understand the free speech, i just dont get why these people are allowed to breed

The Other Whitey

You ever have one of those days where you hear some idiotic shit that just makes you want to punch the numbnut who said it? 9/11 conspiritards provoke that response in me. This shit is about the same.

Sparks

Jonn…H1 beat me to it above but, if you have a 1911 Model you’re letting go of, I’ll gladly pay DOUBLE your usual shipping and handling rates. Plus a nice little “thank you Thanksgiving bonus” thrown in to boot!

Zero Ponsdorf

I kinda wish I’d known before so many rounds. For the monitors, that is Beer rounds to celebrate how safe we are from them supposed Islamic folks. Also: People don’t kill people; them damn guns do!

MrBill

What the hell are they talking about? The wars on Irag and Afghanistan never happened either! Everyone knows they were just a cover for

HS Junior

No word yet on whether chemtrails are real.

Ex-PH2

I’ll bet when those creampuffs see sundogs ahead of a snowstorm, they are QUITE sure that Earth has two (or maybe three) suns, too.

Positive. I can prove it. Well, I can….

AW1Ed

Now hold on a sec, John. They may have a point with the aliens making our foreign policy. Damned if I can come up with a better reason.

Kurt Weeks

Perhaps illegal aliens. If we can still call them that.

UpNorth

Kurt, you weren’t taking notes earlier, were you? “No human can be illegal”. At least, that’s what the Progs tell us.

OWB

We already know that vinegar sprayed liberally around the neighborhood protects us from chemtrails. Does it work on VT, too?

Just in case, may I suggest that all members of VT immediately procure copious amounts of vinegar and several spray bottles. Fill the bottles with vinegar and spray every electronic device that you own. Heavily.

No, leave those belonging to your neighbors alone!

Ex-344MP

I like how VT says that the Mossad is in charge of America’s FBI, NSA, CIA, and Homeland security.

What a bunch of tools these people at VT are. I’m not sure who to feel more sorry for, the editors of VT or the sockpuppets who support them.

jonp

Not to stray into conspiracy theory territory but has anyone seen the guns from that shooting or the final report with evidence?

I am with AW1Ed. I’ve got no explanation for the schizophrenic foreign policy other than Aliens working with Illuminati and Ananoki

OWB

No, actually I have not seen any of those guns. But then, I have been personally to neither Antarctica nor Russia but have no reason to doubt the existence of either of them.

Ex-PH2

Guns? What guns? There was no shooting. Didn’t you read the report?

AW1Ed

jonp, sarcasm is just another service I offer.

😉

NHSparky

Two words:

Fucking retards.

NR Pax

Retarded people have an excuse. These people don’t.

MrBill

The asshole who wrote that supposedly has a Ph.D. What? Who awards doctorates in lunatic conspiracy theories?

Sparks

And they don’t venture far from home because of that whole “flat earth” thing the government is STILL hiding from us. Like the phoney, Apollo Moon Landing too.

“Pointy heads, meet round dark two holes. It’s dark up there but it’s warm.”

Andy11M

Flat earth? I thought it was the hallow earth the gov was hiding?

YankeeJim

It’s Flat, its just really deep and hollow, the problem is below the hollow portion.

Mark Lauer

People who do this kind of thing sicken me.
They make their living on the graves of the innocent, by pretending to know more than anyone else.
They are lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. God will have to have mercy on their souls. I can’t.

Thunderstixx

So you gave us the funny shit first…
The Darwin Award for the Ferguson protester…
(I am still laughing at that one)
Shame on me…
Then you tell us this one…
Well… Aren’t guys just the little Billy Sunshine crew today !!!
Somebody’s blowing smoke up someone’s ass right now over at the Bernath residence…

W2

Ummm, how many rolls were used to make that dude’s tin foil hat? I wonder if anybody’s told him the goobermint has developed the technology to track you through your amalgam fillings. Oh hell, here comes those black helicopters again.

Ex-PH2

No shit, I was there. I first ran into paranoid conspiracy in college. I was in the SUB, studying German, when one of the guys I knew from Spanish class (right after 19th Century French Lit, and that’s another story) came running in from the cold through the glass doors of the foyer to the SUB. He sat down at my table, gasping for air. I asked him why he was panting. He had just come from Criminology class and had found out that the law enforcement peeps (FBI! Spooks! CIA!) had equipment that could tell whether or not two people had been on the same bed together!!!!! Yes, Criminology class was in the Social Studies department and we were required to take two semesters of Social Studies to graduate. So I asked him what he meant by what he said, and after a few minutes of listening to his rather garbled description of what he had learned, I asked him what kind of equipment he was talking about. He looked around, leaned forward and dramatically told me, in sotto voce, that it was some kind of camera that could pick up heat from objects. Oh, said I, leaning back in my chair, oh, you mean a camera with infrared-sensitive film! Oh, I know all about that. He gave me this blank look. I thought it was some kind of secret, says he. How do you know about it? Well, says I in my most conspiratorial manner, leaning forward ever so slightly, I used infrared film when I was in the Navy. I still use it. I also used Kodak Recording film 2475, a super-grainy, super high speed, low light surveillance film developed for the CIA’s clandestine stuff. But why were you using that film? he asked. Infrared is great for landscape photos, I said, and the 2475 has the nastiest big clumps of silver grain you’ll ever see. If you jostle it good and hard when you have it in the can, the grain is enormous. Makes great art prints for hand coloring. His eyes widened. He pushed his… Read more »

GDContractor

I’ll only believe it is Rosie O’Donnel says it’s true. After all, steel doesn’t melt.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

Nah, all those giant girders and beams are hammerred into shape by hundreds of dwarf like black-smiths.

PavePusher