Scott Spychala; transservice phony

| August 31, 2014

Totally legit Navy Whale

I’m sure you all remember the picture above of “Amy J” J. Kleyla, well, folks have been asking about the two others in that picture and one of our Google-foo masters came up with the Air Force guy’s name; Scott Spychala
. he claims that he is in the Ohio National Guard, so with no Federal time in service, we probably won’t get a good record on him, but he seems to be all over the map;

Here he is as an Army Master Sergeant and some name tag that isn’t his in Desert Storm era DCUs;

Scott Spychala

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Now he’s an Air Force Senior Master Sergeant in a mess uniform;

Scott Spychala3

Now, he’s back to an Air Force Staff Sergeant;

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Here he is in Army ACUs with upside-down specialist rank;

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Now he’s a Navy Chief;

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I wasn’t going to post on him, but then I figured that at least one of those uniforms is phony, so he qualifies as a phony. You might remember the quote from Robin Mitchell, another pretend Navy SEAL and transvestite;

In phone calls and a long Facebook exchange, Mitchell considered an interview, then refused, saying it’s her “First Amendment Rights … anyone can act or wear anything they want including but not limited to looking female or looking like a Navy SEAL…not a crime.”

So, see, we’re just silly for expecting people to only wear what they earned – they can dress up anyway they want because it’s “not a crime”. Well, we can make fun of them as much as we want, because it’s not a crime.

Category: Phony soldiers

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NHSparky

Internet famous, this douchebag will be.

/yoda

AverageNCO

Army, Navy, & Air Force. No USMC or Coast Guard Costume? C’mon dude, if you’re gonna go full retard….you really need to go FULL RETARD.

AverageNCO

So if his Air Force mess dress is correct, we’re to assume he made it to E8 without qualifying a NDSM, or ever graduating a tech school to earn an occupational badge. And I’ll just assume he forgot the jacket button links in the latrine.

Kerry Moffit

Not to mention he’s wearing the wrong shirt. And, what the hell’s up with that “soul patch” under his bottom lip??

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

“Yo’ neva’ go full retard”, from the true to life action packed Viet Nam movie TROPIC THUNDER.

Mr Wolf

USMC uniforms are too expensive. Those things are toooooo butch, too.

This poser wants the chill uniforms…

Pvt2ndAward

It takes a rare breed to fill out a nice set of USMC Dress Blue Alphas…..

GDcontractor

The picture in front of the blue jeep is with Zach Adamson, Indianapolis’s first openly gay city councilor. Behind the jeep is someone in a Marine uniform and someone in a Navy uniform. On the left edge of the photo, it appears to be a homeless veteran walking towards the jeep. All the world is a stage.

AverageNCO

Wow, that photo-bombing Marine looks really pissed that someone took his cover.

19D1OR4 - Smitty

He looks like Smeagle and someone just took his precious.

Ex-PH2

Isn’t it a little early for Hallowe’en?

OAE CPO USN Ret

Wow, a three branch poser (well, at least 2 out of the three).

NHSparky

And why should I not be surprised that the whole poser color guard shit went down at a WNBA game?

The Other Whitey

This guy really wants to look like he’s a poster child for the repeal of DADT. Go figure, he’s a poser.

Mustang1LT

What a shitbag. I don’t think there are enough handshakes, warm cups of soup, or ice cream sandwiches for this clown.

*Walks away shaking head*

NHSparky

Yeah, because that fat bitch ate them all already.

Only difference between “her” and an elephant is about three pounds…and that’s if you force-feed the elephant.

John "Faker 6" Giduck

The only real question to be considered is if Degrata Tactical in South Dakota has vouched for these these three warriors as the real deal?

http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/degrata-tactical-swears-that-john-giduck-is-the-real-deal/

If that happens, they are apparently the real deal.

sincerely

John “Faker 6” Giduck

MrBill

Is that “Amy” in the last photo?

OAE CPO USN Ret

It sure looks like it.

Sparks

Well here we go, first thing I read this morning and now I’m pissed! This has to be our first phoney sporting all 4 branches. I do think that could be a first. I personally say he’s a turd and a queef. I bet queers hate him.

You know why he has that funny, musty smell?
So blind people can hate him too.

Sparks

P.S. That’s why I keep a can of the old, Slug-Be-Gone in my trunk. That way if I run into an ass clown, queer like him, I just sprinkle a little in his seat or outside his car door and there you go.

Green Thumb

Fruit slad, man, fruit salad.

I love the politician in the photo above.

Clown.

And check out the “Marine” who appears pissed. Probably because he was pushed to second tier considering his rank.

Photobommin’.

Pineywoods NCO

The Marine is probably onto our shitbag and knows he is a lying sack of cheese shit.

Green Thumb

I wonder if Geoff Millard hangs with this turd?

Mike Kozlowski

….I would be willing to bet that if I talked to him (which, Gawd alone knows, I REALLY don’t want to)his excuse would be that he is honoring all those who serve who can’t come out.

I don’t particularly give a rat’s backside who or what he sleeps with. What pisses me off is that he somehow thinks this is right.

Mike

HS Junior

Looks like a grown up snake eyes jordan.

A Proud Infidel®™

Gayer than Boy George and Elton John pole dancing in pink patent leather chaps, and he runs around posing in every service he can. I assume the gloves in the pic with the beached Beluga Whale are latex, and he’s about to play amateur Proctologist with his “friends” there!

Oldav8r

“I pledge allegiance to the LGBTQ flag…….”

A Proud Infidel®™

Wouldn’t they be “thaying they pledth allegianth”?

Trent

I guess we should be glad he’s just a sweet “transservice” from Transylvania, huh huh!

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s obviously a serial turd burglar, i wonder if he/it hangs out with Psul?

Just an Old Dog

Don’t be disrespectful of Psul,,, you must always refer to him by te title he earned trough months and thousands of posts.
Its Psul (of the ballsack)

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if he still goes through so much Thunderbird, Boone’s Farm & MD20/20 that he gets a Christmas card from whoever makes that stuff?

JarHead Pat

Absolutely pathetic, I love the fagatron in Marine Corps Blues with a Navy cover.Shoot me just fucking shoot me.

C2Show

Someone had to at least talk to him or question him on his phony behavior. Someone had to see him at other parades where ridiculous rank and multitude of uniforms.

I bet the minute someone called his bitch ass out in public, he quietly slid away from the scene of humiliation.

Blaster

Soul patch in every picture – very legit.

I was never in the USAF, so I could be wrong, but the ” US” insignia is the officer type. The enlisted type is encircled. Correct?

C2Show

Rules changed for insignia. Enlisted wear circle insignias. When I first came in about 14 years ago, we use to had just the US insignia (no circle). Pretty sure they announced the change in 2006 but I think around 2007, it became air force wide implemented.

Blaster

Rgr.

I hope that he is correct on all of his Army and Navy uniforms too. It sucks for posers to have their costumes wrong.

Commissioner Wretched

For a while after McPeak changed the AF uniform in the ’90s, there was no lapel insignia at all. When Gen. Fogelman reversed some of the most egregious changes (i.e., the sleeve rank) he returned the U.S. cutout to the lapels, but only the officer style. In 2006-2007 the circled U.S. cutouts were returned for enlisted personnel.

Just an Old Dog

Is it just me or is anyone else looking at his last name as Sphincter?

USMCE8Ret

Precisely.

Scott “The Sphincter” Spychala.

Green Thumb

I wonder if Phildo or Paul (of the Ballsack) have put the moves on this clown yet.

Pam

Man, some days there are just no words.

Toasty Coastie

Holy Sparkle Ponies!

Thanks Jonn, I just popped my port…doc is gonna be pissed until I show her this lol

FatCircles0311

Anything to further the gay agenda.

Amazing that we keep finding this high caliber progressive crusaders intertwined with each other.

Doc B

So we now know two of the three. Any lead on the Army SFC standing in between? I’m betting on the trifecta.

Delilah T.

Patience. It’s coming. (Oh! Maybe I shold not use that word.)

This makes me want to burn things

I think that is E7 homeslice walking next to him in the fourth photo.
Can’t make out the patch, USA Retired possibly?

http://www.militaryclothing.com/IBS/SimpleCat/Product/asp/product-id/36862796.html

Bobo

A gay guy in uniform living in Indy. I’m guessing that TSO has run into him at that English Ivy bar.

Green Thumb

So is this dude working at All-Points Logistics yet?

A Proud Infidel®™

That, or FirsTech!!

Hack Stone

If he doesn’t sign with All Points Logistics, there is always FirsTech.

Green Thumb

I have an odd feeling this clown will service either Commander Phil Monkress at All-Points Logistics or Palmer (of the Ballsack) at FirsTech in “many” different ways.

Green Thumb

I wonder if Phildo has promoted this turd yet?

Big Steve

You flaming fake. Aren’t you even smart enough to choose a single branch of the service, or a single rank. When you make the scene in all these different costumes, you just bring on more questions and skepticism. At least among normal people.
But I guess that’s a moot point, since you don’t appear to hang out with normal people. :-0

Big Steve

Gerbil stuffer