From the Same State that Brought You “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince” . . .

| August 14, 2014

A town in Minnesota has a new mayor. The town of Cormorant, to be precise.

Their new mayor is a bit, well, different.  He goes by only one name. That name? “Duke”.

No, it’s not really odd for him to have only one name.. The new mayor is a dog.

Literally.

I’m not joking.

Hey, first the “good voters” of Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura as governor. Then they elected Al “Felons’ Choice” Franken to the US Senate. So why wouldn’t they elect a damn dog to public office?

I couldn’t find out if Duke’s coat is considered “yellow”, or if he ran as a Democrat.  But both of those being true would indeed be apropos – then he’d truly be a “yellow-dog Democrat.”  (smile)

Category: "Teh Stoopid", "Your Tax Dollars At Work", Dumbass Bullshit, WTF?

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68W58

I really have no objection to this, unlike most politicians when he makes a mess you could rub his nose in it.

NHSparky

His first order of business, “Roll that beautiful bean footage!”

hymiehizbizkit

As a resident of Mn.,I’m happy to greet the new Mayor.
As a resident of Rep.Keith(I;m a Muslim First) Ellison’s district,I say”WOOF WOOF,MoFo!!!!!!!!!!!

Hymie

B Woodman

So what’s the problem? Considering the state of the state that the Demonrats and RINOs have left things in, I’m sure that Duke couldn’t do any worse.

nbcguy54

Probably the smartest thing politically anyone in that state has done for years…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

This won’t be the first elected official to: take frequent naps during the day; urinate everywhere without regard for others; hump the legs of every passing female; and lick his testicles just be he can!

Just sayin’!

Flagwaver

See, there is a good candidate elected and you have to go an compare him to Bill Clinton…

Delilah T.

Duke looks like a Great Pyrenees or maybe a GP mix. Probably a coalition fellow. I’m sure he can look at both sides of the coin and express his opinions by weeing on things or people he disagrees with.

Doc Savage

Good lord..*facepalm*….I’m so embarrassed.

I need to find a new home state……

thebesig

I’m from Minnesota… from… :mrgreen:

Doc Savage

A little more salt in my wound please……

MrBill

I’d say this represents progress for Minnesota.

Combat Historian

Ol’Duke better be careful if he ever attends a White House reception for municipal officials. obamao might set his sights on Mayor Pooch and serve up Duke as the main entree at the White House dinner table that evening…

GDContractor

A crotchsniffing politician that has the ultimate cover. I wonder what Bite-me is thinking about right now…hmmm, maybe if I wear a dog suit….

thebesig

The Minnesota state bird… the loon. :mrgreen: