Kerry in Kabul to kick loose election stalemate
Stars & Stripes reports that John Kerry, our Secretary of State was in Kabul yesterday to try and help the stalemated presidential candidates decide who should be president of Afghanistan.
Kerry brokered an agreement between the two camps in July after allegations of corruption by Abdullah, who in a June runoff finished second to Ghani by roughly a million votes. Part of the agreement was the review of every vote cast in the runoff, a process that continued this week despite a shaky start and confusion over the criteria for invalidating ballots.
The agreement also called for the formation of a so-called national unity government involving the losing candidate. Under the deal, the candidate who loses the runoff would be allowed to pick an individual to serve in a “chief executive” position.
Yet another win for John Kerry – he struck a deal between the two parties and now he has to strike another deal with them. I’m sure the picture posted above will influence them to take Kerry’s advice. In fact, the only reason I wrote this post was so I could post the picture of Kerry on a pink girl’s bicycle.
Category: John Kerry
Growing up, my buddy’s cousin inherited his older sister’s pink BMX bike when she outgrew it. We called him “Mr. Pink Bike” because he hated it and we were 12.
Well, I’m not 12 anymore, but “Mr. Pink Bike” is back in full effect.
A pink bike indeed, all ‘ol “Lurch” Kerry is missing are the mom jeans and helmet that his bossman B. Hussein 0bama wore when he let the press take pics of him on a bike ( The only thing missing from B-HO’s pic were training wheels!).
Speaking of “lurch” Kerry, I wonder what he’ll do to fxck this situation up?
Good LORD Man……get a mountain bike at least….
Swampfox46: actually, I think that one fits him better. Teresa is the one who has the mountain bike – and she won’t let him ride it. (smile)
Well, give the man his due. He might actually be good at this particular role.
After all, he knows firsthand about stalemated elections – and how that can happen when people try to steal one on his behalf.
A country that is 90% illiterate and considers pederasty okay (VWPussy would fit right in) with an active insurgency had an election, the loser complained about the result, and we send John “Did you know Vietnam is seared into my brain” Kerry to straighten it out?
There’s so much wrong here that I don’t even know where to start…
I’m still wondering how many seats he sniffed before picking the Pink one.