Thursday morning feel good story

| June 26, 2014

This feel good story is a few weeks old and I couldn’t find it in our daily presentations, but here it is, nonetheless. It’s from New Hampshire where John Conway fell asleep on his couch and was awakened by a drunken fellow who burst through his door threatening to shoot the family. John threw his besotted ass out of the house, but Mr. Inebriation was persistent;

“When I threw him out I was holding the door,” Conway said. “He was ramming it, kicking it. I had the phone, I was trying to dial it.”

The police station is just 3 miles away but the waiting felt like an eternity.

“My husband had enough of it. He opened up the door and power-kicked him and he flew, hit the floor and he was out; made it easier for the cops,” said Christann Conway. “Rolled him over handcuffed him and that was the end of that.”

OK, no guns, but still a happy ending for everyone on the right side of the law. Sometimes all you need to do is kick a drunk, anyway.

Category: Feel Good Stories

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Hack Stone
NHSparky
Instinct

And, on the Facebook comments side, it seems Dallas hasn’t taken his meds this morning.

It also seems he has an unhealthy interest in a minor.

Thunderstixx

I would personally like to welcome Mr. Wittgenfield to today’s discussion.
It would appear that someone took a dump in his corn flakes this morning and for that I would only recommend that he stay out of the Denver EPA office with the cereal pooper over there driving the entire office into fits of apoplexy.
Good day to all of you and a very special good morning to Dallas !!!

B Woodman

That’s “serial”. . . . . (sez the GrammerNazi in me)

NHSparky

Shitting in his Wheaties? More like cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Give it a rest, Dallas.

Sparks

Alcohol doesn’t kill people, people kill people. This guy, got off luck with an unarmed homeowner.