The Three Stooges Administration
That happy little convocation in the Rose Garden that transpired a couple of weeks ago, where our oh so solicitous POTUS, provided a presidential imprimatur and a platform backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government to the father of Bowe Bergdahl, may very well being heading south at warp speed.
The online version of the Brit newspaper, Daily Mail has posted an article that rather detracts from the strong moral position that Bergdahl’s father supposedly occupied as the distressed but now relieved father of a young man held by a terrorist group for five years. So noble was his cause that our nation’s president invited him and his wife to participate in that Rose Garden photo opportunity that Obama’s staff had assured him would make him appear as a strong leader, a commander-in-chief who cares for the families of our warriors and leaves no man behind.
Well, if what the Daily Mail has published proves to be true, Barry may find himself wishing he’d swapped Bergdahl senior for Bergdahl junior rather than five deadly terrorists. According to the Daily Mail, Bergdahl senior is…you ready for this?
A Peeping Tom
Yes, that noble, bearded father who faced this nation from a podium in the Rose Garden and praised Allah while our president smiled with benevolent warmth appears to have a police record in Idaho for sexual harassment of a pair of young women who were not so receptive to his stalking and his uninvited advances. Impossible you say? Our presidential handlers could not possibly have allowed our esteemed leader to be so embarrassed? Here you go.
Folks, our White House is being run by the staff equivalent of the Three Stooges.
Category: Who knows
Well i guess the tainted apple doesnt fall far from the tree.
I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
Hell, I thought Bergdahl Sr. looked like a normal everyday kinda guy. You know, the type you’d go to the local blood bank with and have a shot of O+ with a side of ginger ale.
I think I will be truly amazed if it turns out that Bowe is the “normal” one in that family.
I wonder what kind of smoke & mirrors game B. Hussein 0bama & Company will try to play in order to distract from this?
Never mind the public, even Emperor Barry’s loyal fluffers in the media are creeped out by the Bergdahl WH rose garden circle jerk. The late John Entwistle quipped many years ago…went over like a lead zeppelin.
I’m shocked, in the sense he has a record for sexually harassing women and not livestock.
Me too, doubly so since it’s Idaho.
It might turn out that he’s also a BA-A-A-A-A-D boy as well, ya never know. He DID proudly proclaim he converted to islam, didn’t he?
Read this a few days ago. Laughed quietly up my sleeve. Bergie Sr. is a UPS drive who decided to start harrassing those twin sisters, who have an online skin-care business that they run from home. He stole one of their garden gnomes and left a note, then put it back later, among other things he’s done.
After reading the DM article, it occurred to me that the entire Bergie Jr. incident in the sandbox was something that bunch of miscreants had planned all along, to appear to be the victims.
Guess it didn’t go quite as planned.
Slowly it turned, step by step…
My favorite version
NIAGARA FALLS!
you buy that hat at the Susquehanna Hat Company?
you buy that hat at the Susquehanna Hat Company?
From the initial credits of “Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail”. The first two paragraphs sound like senior.
A Møøse once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
And the third part applies to our screw-up-in-chief and his stooges.
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
His stooges put him in an embarrassing position and also made the rest of us look like idiots. Only in government could such people keep their jobs. In some places, for example contemporary Iraq, they would lose their lives.
You owe me a keyboard. Coffee went everywhere.
Those responsible for sacking the persons who fouled up the subtitles, have been sacked.
How many times is this Administration gonna step on the rake in the sand trap?
They’ll have to pull aliens out of their butts in Area 51 to cover this one up. What a cock-up.
Aliens? Coming up!
Previews can be seen here:
Sounds like an older version of “LTC” BH Austin.
Don’t insult the Three Stooges. They had talent and skill.
This administration does seem more like the Keystone Cops.
Don’t insult the Keystone cops. At least they were entertaining.
If anything, the admin really, really tries to be grave and serious, and fails at it… I got it, the Obama Administration is “Battlefield: Earth”!
That damned hindsight, being 20/20 and all. Happens a lot to our executive branch lately. As we speak, WH email servers are crashing like mad! Whomever is doing his vetting does indeed need to be sacked.
Bergdahl Sr. has always been, in my mind, a creepy ass guy. From his looks, to his politics, to his religious sympathies. Now it seems he is a true creep who peeps on young women in the shower. That’s probably what he told Obama about in the Rose Garden, “hey you should see these two gals in Hailey, beautiful and those shower images, man that’s spank bank stuff that lasts for years Pres!” Obama, “Yea, uhm, well let’s not say much about that okay. Well not until we’re in the Oval Office alone, then…I want details okay and I mean DETAILS…ya feel me my man!” “I mean look at Michelle, she could eat an apple through a picket fence. You want to snuggle up to that at night and bump teeth? Me neither, so I needs me some good spank bank deposits. I’m so glad you came! I thought it would just be another Glory To Me photo op and here I am getting the low down on two Idaho honeys. I tell ya Mr. Bergdahl…It’s good to be King!”.
If he converted to Islam, what is he doing trying see women naked? Reminds me of the Iraqi troops I worked with. Great Muslim men but always seemed to have a Russian nudie paper while they were supposed to be on guard duty.