Nathaniel Floyd White; another deserter in jail
Nathaniel Floyd White deserted from his Army unit at Fort Bragg, North Carolina seven years ago. But now he’s rotting in jail waiting for the Army to pick him up a try him for being a fugitive and his new bride isn’t happy about it, although she knew he was a deserter when she married him, according to WLOS;
“He was not in combat,” she says. “He was not assigned to go into combat. I believe he left the base. He rode a bus.” White’s wife went on to say her husband always talked of turning himself in. But, she says, when they married a year ago, Nate, as she calls him, stopped talking about taking the serious step and facing potential prison time. “He wanted to make it right,” she says. “He promised me on our year anniversary he would do it. But this (arrest) came first.”
So, see, he was going to turn himself in, but sheriff deputies beat him to the punch. After seven years. And, I’m pretty sure that White could have just gone to his commander and told him that White wanted out and then, after a few months, he would have been free and clear. But I guess he couldn’t wait that long.
Why would a woman marry a deserter, any-damn-way? Was he the only guy left in the town who she could marry?
Category: Shitbags
“…Why would a woman marry a deserter, any-damn-way? Was he the only guy left in the town who she could marry? …”
Probably because she’s a 400 pound heifer with a face that looks like rosie o’donnell…
Combat Historian…I was going to be gracious and say 350 pounds pre-dress weight on the hoof. Thanks for the mental picture of Rosie O’Donnell. Now I have to go slam my head in the car door a couple of times to get rid of that. 😀
Thanks for the mental image, CH. I had to boil my brain.
Maybe she/it is something that looks like a crossbreed between Helen Hunt, Rosie O’Donnel, and a warthog?
Maybe William Derek Church’s wife has left him for another “Man”
😀 😀 😀
If that’s the case, then it’ll just have to waddle back to its previous hovel in NC, maybe it can find someplace to forage and graze along the way?
Well, his wife did say he got on a bus to desert. That means something. I just haven’t a clue what. It could be useful information–if it was a round trip ticket, but I’m guessing it wasn’t. Greyhound’s wife really ought to practice saying, “No comment.”
Maybe she’s another Dependopottamus that thought he was a good meal ticket duJour? Regardless, I hope Bubba & Thor have a ball with his ass before the feds come and get him/it!!
Dependopottamus, Epic description.
Thanks, I think I stole it from the “William Derek Church the Round Ranger” thread.
Too bad, so sad… you knowingly married a deserter (federal fugitive) and now are upset he got carted off to face the music? No cure for that kind of stupid. Same goes for the dirtbag deserter too.
She went full retard, and like it’s been said:
AAAHHH SHIT, I meant this one:
I wonder whether the Feds seek restitution when they prsoecute deserters. That’s a lot of training money wasted.
Next!
Loser.
So does this mean they only need to get rid of 29,999 troopers now?
Probably not. Since he had deserted, he’d been dropped from rolls (DFR). That means he wasn’t in the Mar 31 strength count.
Besides, 30,000 was a rounded number. The exact number was somewhere between 29,900 and 30,000. (smile)
All I can say to his wife is “Sleep with dogs and you get fleas”.
I wish I had a buck for every shit bag deserter I had the displeasure of serving with who claimed to have “turned themselves in” and pled for a lighter sentence.
News Flash: When you get arrested for speeding, drugs or domestic abuse and are sitting handcuffed in the back of the squadcar telling the cops ” By the way when you check my background Im a deserter” it doesnt count as turning yourself in.
Deserter = Extra shitbag.
I’ve always had a strong suspicion that despite mainstream Christian dogma, those deathbed “argh! I just decided to become a Christian!” (dies) are probably a lot somewhat futile, too.
I call ’em a “born again good soldier”…Some people get it, others don’t.