55 terrorists go to Allah
Inshallah, US drones struck a large al Qaeda base in Yemen Sunday according to the government there as reported in the Washington Post. the base was found when the group released a video of their huge gathering last week and it sort of embarrassed US and Yemeni governments. So they decided that those folks needed droning;
The first strikes came Sunday in an assault a high-level government security committee said was an attack on training grounds for the group. Yemeni Interior Ministry said it lasted for several hours. Yemeni officials and tribal leaders said new strikes, believed to include U.S. drone hits, came Monday. Another airstrike Saturday in al-Bayda killed at least nine militants.
The ministry said in a statement Monday that the strikes the day before had killed at least 55 militants including three prominent figures. It identified the three as Mohammed Salem Abed Rabbo al-Mashibi, Fawaz Hussein al-Mahrak, Saleh Said Mahrak. It said identification of the dead was continuing, and that non-Yemeni Arab fighters were among those killed. It said the strikes hit in Wadi al-Khayala and two other locations, Lodiya and Ramtha. Tribal leaders in the area said those are locations at either end of the valley.
Yeah, i really don’t care who does the killing but dozens of folks going to meet Allah is always good. I hope they had 3960 virgins waiting for them.
Category: Terror War
At this rate, they’re gonna run out of virgins.
They ran out of virgins a long time ago, unfortunately for the sheep, they are next in line.
I think everybody that deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan has a sheep/goat story.
Not a sheep or goat when I was there. Instead, it was a donkey.
Donkeys count. Same genre, and all.
If it breathes, they’ll hump it. They’ll diddle their cattle as well!
When I was in A-Stan, we had a ‘Terp that told us about a local that was getting it on with his mule which kept backing up while he was “going to town from behind” on it, and the mule crushed him to death against a concrete wall.
When I was last there in 10-11, there was a monkey kept in a cage….that’s a great story.
Uh… No, please… have mercy!
I have no sheep/goat stories, but I caught two IPs doing things that no amount of bleach can get out of my head.
I assume it happened on a “Man-love Thursday”?
We caught IP doing other male prisoners. The IP said two things… It was okay cause the prisoners liked it, and that women were for babies; men were for pleasure.
I don’t doubt your story at all. To them, men and animals are for pleasure, and women are strictly for reproduction.
See, that’s a typo in the Koran. It’s not virgins. The original manuscript read, “Virginians.” And they’re pissed. And well-armed.
Is this todays feel good story???
It made me feel good, so I say yes!
May each and every one of their “virgins” be a clone of Helen Hunt!!
Osama Bin Laden was waiting in line after he was killed, and along came George Washington, who kicked him right square in the balls. Right behind him came Thomas Jefferson, who kicked him right in the face while he was bent over in pain, followed by Robert E. Lee kneeing him in the rib cage. Bin Laden yelled, “WAIT! I am supposed to get 72 virgins!” To which General Lee replied “That’s a mistaken thought, you get 72 Virginians!”.
I’m guessing you mean Helen Thomas, the former White House correspondent? I mean, my taste in women is sometimes questionable, but I always thought Helen Hunt was pretty acceptable in the long-lanky-blonde category.
Or possibly Linda Hunt. I’d consider her to be on a par with Helen Thomas.
But Helen Hunt? Agreed, I’ve always thought she was pretty darn attractive.
I have a technical question for you Quoran/Koran/Whatever scholars. The reward is so many virgins. Who said they are going to be female virgins?
Mox nix, they seem to have a thing for young boys, too. “women are for babies, boys are for fun”.
Just always assumed they would be females, since Mohamed liked little girls.
“I hope they had 3960 virgins waiting for them.”
And I hope they all look like Oprah Winfrey naked.
More likely they all look like this:
http://serenityplumb.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/boar1.jpg
Sorry! Forgot the spew alert!
Ex-PH2 I can only hope…
Maybe I didn’t read this right — does it say “human virgins”? I mean “virgin” has a pretty specific meaning but unless it is qualified by “human” that leaves a lot of room for interpretation. And the Koran was written by people who love to negotiate …
55 dead assholes is just a few million shy of the required number…
I’m tellin’ you, pig bomb needs to be exported!
I like this writer’s idea: http://serenityplumb.wordpress.com/2011/07/14/hogs-gone-wild/
Go to #2 down the page.
Also, look at the size of these feral hogs.
http://www.outdooroddities.com/2010/01/06/monster-hog-killed-near-cut-and-shoot-texas/
Load them into a C-131, have Chevy Chevette Scooter fly it over there just in time for the gathering of idiots, and unload immediately upon landing, then takeoff and while the hogs nuke the place, shoot pictures from the airplane.
Ex-PH2 – in one of the nicer ironies, feral hogs have become a huge problem in some parts of northern Iraq. They are destroying crops and no one will kill them because something in Islam apparently forbids the killing of an animal if you aren’t going to use it. They’ve always been there but weren’t a problem until all of the Christians were murdered or run out of town – they hunted the hogs and ate them.
So in some way, your idea is playing itself out.
Ah, there really IS justice, isn’t there?
SWEET! I love a happy ending!!
Ahhhh. . The sweet justice of The Immutable Law of Unintended Consequences. . . . .
Quote of the week on Islam (courtesy of one of the “Ender’s Game” sequels): “Islam always reminded me of a riot, with scriptures.”
3960 stuffed goats is more like it…Just saying.
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. . . ”
(h/t Fred Rogers).
What a great way to start my Day !