A Weekend Oddity – the “Members Only” Museum
One hint, folks: it ain’t about clothing.
It’s called the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Hat tip to Drudge for the link.
No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you – you read that correctly. Discretion/consideration of your environment recommended if you elect to visit the link, particularly if there are small children around. (IMO it’s not obscene – but it might raise an embarrassing question or two if viewed by little ones, and could possibly offend the overly prudish.)
Spiritual mediums indicate the late John Holmes was unavailable for comment. (smile)
Category: Dumbass Bullshit, Pointless blather, Who knows
Simply no words….
When a hobby turns into an obsession, into a museum. I’m just glad they finally got the “member” they were looking for. It will really round out the exhibit.
This place is just a bunch of dicks!
I just had to look. Awww, crap.
Some people really do have their priorities straight.
Nobody tell Phildo and Crotchrot about this place. We’ll never get ’em out. Oh, wait, on second thought…
Bear in mind that Icelanders are technically Scandinavian and that Ace constantly warns us about the Scandi menace. Sure, most of you laughed, but whose laughing now hmm?
“Similar to the late John Holmes, an extremely disappointed and deflated Elmo was reportedly in seclusion and could not be reached for comment.”
Penis Salt and Pepper Shakers? I know what I’m putting on the table for Thanksgiving Dinner
Good news! They’ve just now (today) found the PERFECT specimen for the lone empty tube! A volunteer has stepped forward to donate his righteous self.
The museum has accepted on one condition: Bernath has to shave.
I am saddled with the Irish heritage and all its well known “short-comings” ————–so, this is not a museum or web site I find particularly interesting. (dammit!!)