White House defends Bite Me

| January 9, 2014

The other day we read that former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, in his book, “Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary at War”, charged that Vice President Joe Bite Me has been wrong on every single foreign policy issue of the last four decades. Really, that’s nothing new. You can probably scroll through these pages and find where I wrote the same thing, because it’s true. Well, the White House felt that they needed to defend Bite Me from the glaringly obvious. McClatchy reports;

Carney said the White House disagrees with Gates’ assessment.

“As a senator and as a vice president, Joe Biden has been one of the leading statesmen of his time and he has been an excellent counselor and adviser to the president for the past five years,” Carney said, adding that Biden has played a “key role” in every major national security and foreign policy debate in the White House, including the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

During White House policy debates on Afghanistan, Biden was often portrayed as playing the role of devil’s advocate and reportedly pressed for a more rapid withdrawal of troops from the country than Gates and the military had proposed, citing concerns about the strain of the war on the federal budget and growing opposition to the decade-old conflict.

Yeah, that’s it, he was just playing “Devil’s Advocate”, it couldn’t be that he’s an empty-headed Bozo, could it? it would be funny, except that the Obama Administration actually followed his advice on Afghanistan and it has cost lives of troops following his zombie ninja robot strategy there. The only thing that Biden ever supported that worked was when he voted for the use of force against Saddam Hussein, and he regrets that vote, so why would anyone listen to him when he convinced the President to half-ass the surge in Afghanistan in favor of the use of special forces and drones instead of real, good old infantry force of arms? And then he opposed the SEALs taking out Osama bin Laden – so he didn’t really believe in his own strategy.

Of course, the Obama Administration wants Biden to be the presidential candidate in 2016 as proof that Obama Administration has legs. I hope he runs, too, because that will put an end to this madness that we’ve experienced the last few years. Biden is an incompetent boob, and there’s no way around it.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden

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OWB

Well, of COURSE they defend him. He’s their boy.

Ex-PH2

A boob? Please! Don’t insult boobs. He’s a doorknob.

If he does run, he may scare the beaniebabies out of voters.

MGySgtRet

“During White House policy debates on Afghanistan, Biden was often portrayed as playing the role of devil’s advocate and reportedly pressed for a more rapid withdrawal of troops from the country than Gates and the military had proposed, citing concerns about the strain of the war on the federal budget and growing opposition to the decade-old conflict.”

Yeah, Biden is a political animal. His only concern in anything he does is the political cost. Not the cost in lives, not the logistical burden, no consideration for the planning involved. Just the political cost to him personally and to the ass clown in chief that he serves. Biden is a doucherocket. He is a liar and a thief and a plagiarizer. His conduct as VP is laughable. In other words, he is the perfect man for the Obama administration.

Hondo

“Mama always told me if I didn’t have something good to say about a person I should just keep quiet.”

(Edited to add: no, this was not directed at the author of any article or comment above.)

UpNorth

“Joe Biden has been one of the leading statesmen of his time and he has been an excellent counselor and adviser to the president for the past five years”. That would certainly explain the schizophrenia that passes for foreign and domestic policy that is the hallmark of this Regime.

David

Yes, Biden has played a key role in every foreign policy decision…. he’s the batshit crazy doofus one in the flapping raincoat running around the garden drooling. Gotta have one.

GruntSgt

Bidens a leading statesman like Ronald McDonalds a leading chef.

vietnam war protestor a.k.a. u.s.s. liberty

Christie finished! Obama now then Mrs clinton not biden! Then are first latina president Loretta Sanchez the bob dorin eradicator!

GruntSgt

Go home 8 you’re drunk (or stoned), on your way I recommend you buy a dictionary or get spell check. The latter’s free in case you blew your wad on an eight ball.

UpNorth

@#9. GruntSgt, he can’t get spell check, he’d have to know how to spell it to enter it into a search engine, and we know he can’t do that.

NHSparky

@8–again, need I remind you that Ms. Brixey ran as a REPUBLICAN for local government in the early 90’s?

At least a whore will admit she’s a whore.