83-year-old Rozella Brown defends her home

| November 12, 2013

Andy sends us a link to an article about 83-year-old Ohioan Rozella Brown who was watching TV in her home when she noticed a snake in the form of a school-aged fellow crawling across her kitchen floor;

She encountered the intruder in her bedroom and, according to a sheriff’s report, “immediately and vigorously began striking the individual with her cane.”

She beat the person all the way to the door while asking his name. The burglar got away with about $100 from her purse but nothing else.

WOKW-TV continues the report;

He covered his face and ran from the bedroom into the living room where she kept her purse. She told deputies that the man took her billfold from the purse. Brown kept hitting the suspect all the way out the door, asking him his name. She said he told her, “Austin.”

Nice try, Austin, but you should leave the elderly alone. We’ll kill you. If we don’t have a gun, anything else within reach will do the job for us.

Category: Crime

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ChipNASA

What, no iron skillet??

Twist

I sure hope that the cane is ok.

Ex-PH2

Yeah, don’t mess with old ladies. We’re cranky.

I should send a cast iron skillet to Rozella for her birthday.

Susan

We are too old and tired to run. Beating the crap out of you is all that is left. Good on you Mrs. Brown. I wonder if she could use a cane with a BIG Brass knob on the end?

A Proud Infidel

If anyone decides to buy her one CALL ME, I’d love to pitch in!!

jilly

They have taser canes now. I’ll chip in.