Dalton Coldiron; another tattooed Ranger phony

| August 3, 2013

Dalton Coldiron bunny

A bunch of you have been emailing us about Dalton Coldiron.

Well, Scotty got his FOIA;

Dalton Coldiron FOIA

Yup, no records. Scotty says that Dalton unfriended him as soon as Scotty asked him if he is a Ranger.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Ex-PH2

This guy is Klingon fodder. He’s a waste of skin.

Per Smitty, his parents kicked him out of the house because he molested his own kid sister. PEDO!!!! And then his baby momma complains that he won’t take any responsibility for his own child. She should be glad he stays away. Can someone let her know about his past with his kid sister for me?

He not only steals his story from the military, he thieves a PBR pro bull rider’s image and says it’s him, when he probably couldn’t last three seconds a mechanical bull, nevre mind even get his sorry ass up on the back of a broke-down old plug.

He has a story, all right. Someone needs to sew his ass, his pecker, and his mouth shut.

A Proud Infidel

Just wait, as soon as he ends up in jail, Bubba & Thor will literally straighten his ass out, it’s only a matter of time! Turdball jokers like him can never quit f**king up!!

Smitty

Proud Infidel, the problem with that philosophy is that when he screws up big enough to be put away, someone has to be his victim.

Ex-PH2

He’s probably his li’l ol’ self mixed up with Ben and Howdy from ‘The Rounders’.

ChipNASA

He sexually assaulted someone (his sister) and he’s not in JAIL?!?!? WTF!

Smitty

his parents kicked him out of the house and left it at that. i dont know why they didnt report it. my best guess is some misguided loyalty to him as their son despite his actions against their daughter

Fed-Up

Need to know if this assclown’s a legitimate threat, or just a poser.
He’s currently stalking a family member.

rb325th

If he is stalking someone, he is a threat period. Regardless of his already checkered past, stalking is never something to be taken lightly.

Retired Master

COLDIRON aka Needledick the Bunny Fucker

LebbenB

@99, Bunnyback Mountain

Combat Historian

#108: Bunnyback Mountain; I like that even better…

ChipNASA

@106 Smitty,
Yeah I’m not an internet lawyer or LEO but my thinking is if someone reported this to LE or CPS (child services) that they *must* take action on a reported sexual assault.
THAT would trump any family bullshit.

Smitty

it was 2 years after the fact when i found out, and he was no longer in the home. other than a complaint from a 3rd party with no direct contact to the victim, there is nothing that could/would be done about it

ChipNASA

@111 Smitty…I figured it was something like that……sad…but you know, douchenuggets like this re-offend and he will do something that’s going to get LEO involved

Anonymous

@106- I suspect that his parents did not report it because such a disgusting, abhorrent act brings shame to more than just Dalton- it brings shame upon the entire family.

I imagine in a smaller town, where everyone knows everyone, it would be dreadful to be known as the parents of an incestous child molester.

Anonymous

Incestuous. Damn spelling.

Smitty

it doesnt get much smaller than Perry OK

im sure he will commit some act that will land him spending a lot of time with guys in blue, and i hope i get to be the guy that arrests him. sadly, he must make someone else a victim first. maybe we can get lucky and his intended victim will, as we say here, help him turn his life around.

OWB

If all else fails, someone needs to explain to the sister that the statute of limitations begins when she reaches the age of majority – not from the date of the actual crime.

A Proud Infidel

Smitty, I said that hoping his Arrest Offense would be for something like delinquent Child Support. Rest assured, I don’t like seeing people get victimized either!

Raja

@ Smitty, yes it is your sister. He’s got serious issues. Since then, according to his facebook, he’s had 2 more engagements and other girlfriends, at the ripe age of 20. His aunts comments are my favorite “My nephew finally made it through high school” and “Big surprise, huh?” when your sister calls him out. Especially nice that his aunt is the one to introduce him to his own daughter right before she turned 1. Real class act. Glad your sister got away from him!

Ex-PH2

Smitty, he needs to be stopped before it gets any worse.

OldSargeUSAR

@ 21

The dealership claims your comment is “unproductive”, and to call “management” if you have a complaint.

A Proud Infidel

I just hope that as soon as he gets jailed, word about what he did to his sister gets out among the inmates!

NavCWORet

Figures they’d remove anything that might embarrass them. Cowards.

ChipNASA

@122. so we …KEEP UP THE PRESSURE!!!!

NO F*UCKING SLACK.

/gotdamn ticklemonster…and family to boot.

Green Thumb

@120.

Ok.

Valkyrie

The said fact is that for every one person known that an offender has been accused of touching there is 10 that are not known. It is a scary lonely world for a person that has been molested by a family member and nothing was ever done about it.

NavCWORet

I’d like to know if Wayne Kemp, first one to post on the dealership’s website, is one of you fine upstanding gentlemen of TAH.

Frankly Opinionated

When we really needed to get Kenneth Crocheron’s attention, we finally had to go the the website of his employer. Worked very effectively. I have someone who is trying to let me know what his job is, and when his shift is. I would like to phone him at work and ask him about his Ranger Tab.

Raja

@127 I’ll try and chat with him and see if he’ll tell me his shift. His facebook says that he’s selling cars. But I’ll try to see what info I can get.

Kato811

From the looks of that picture the only thing he is is a pro bunny rider .I have a dull rusty knife that will take that tat off

Smitty

Raja, with a sf father, a brother thats a drill, and another with a real Ranger tab, there is no way she would stay with him after he didnt make a month in the army.

Funny story about his extensive service, when he first left for basic my father bet me 500 pushups that he wouldnt make it a month. I figured once he atarted basic it would take more than a month to chapter him so I took the bet. The punk lasted 29 days!

Smitty

If we have someone here near OKC they should go to the dealership and strike up a convo about military stuff. If ya claim to be a POG he wouldnt be able to resist the chance to brag

that guy

Apparently, he doesn’t even work at David Stanley Chrysler Jeep Dodge. Check their facebook, I promise you won’t regret it
How sad is it to lie about being a car salesman? Seriously? That’s where college football washouts end up.

LebbenB

@132. Just like Barry Sanders and John Elway…

Smitty

why does that not surprise me? he told another lie. maybe he finally decided to take up that foot ball scholarship to West Point

rb325th

Folks, stop harrassing the people at that Dealership. The lying sack of shit is not and has never been an employee there… Go figure, more lies.

LebbenB

@134. Given the state of Army football lately, that’s entirely within the realm of possibility. LOL

ChipNASA

@132…just in case you guys don’t want to have to click too much here is their statement…

” After a thorough investigation, David Stanley Chrysler Jeep Dodge does not currently, nor have we in the past, employed anyone name Dalton Coldiron (Tuff) as a salesman or in any other position at our dealership.

As this person is misrepresenting his employment with us on his personal Facebook page, we will be contacting him directly to remove us as his employer and also report this misrepresentation to Facebook.

We proudly support our nation’s troops. If we discovered such misrepresentation of military service with any of our employees, we would take swift action to remedy the situation.

We take misrepresentation of military service and employment very seriously. If you would like to contact me regarding this matter, I would be more than happy to discuss this with you. My number is 405-737-3700. -Chuck Frizzell, David Stanley Dodge”..

Ex-PH2

One lie after another. Why am I not surprised?

This is how SV starts and gets worse from here. Someone needs to give this overgrown boy a serious lesson in the consequences.

And tell his baby momma what he did, and that she should be glad he doesn’t come around.

He’s a creep.

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Smitty

Nice chip

Smitty

OMG this guy is the real deal. I got his real records. He beat me up too. Dalton is the freakin’ man.

Smitty

Dalton came to Perry and beat my ass for talking shit. He’s 5’3 but could beat my ass any day because I am a large wuss.

Green Thumb

Dalton is a two-hole Ranger.