The Duffel Blog: Drone found innocent of 2d degree murder

| July 15, 2013

What with all of the incessant hoopla over the Zimmerman trial you may have missed this news. Luckily, The Duffel Blog was there to keep us updated on the case;

Outside, dozens of supportive Reaper and Predator drones, waving signs like “01010000 01100001 01110101 01101100? and “01100111 00101101 01101000 01100001 01100100?, flew back and forth over the courthouse.

Awlaki family attorney Gul Haji Rachman gave a tearful speech to reporters, in which he vowed the fight was not over.

“Today, we are all Abdulrahman al-Awlaki,” Rachman said, as he donned traditional Yemeni garb of a zenneh, jambiya, and RPG-7. “This Reaper was clearly targeting this young boy, just walking around the neighborhood, minding his business with a bushel of khat,” he added, shortly before he himself was killed in a drone strike.

Category: Satire

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beretverde

No Peace, No Justice!

Hondo

The drone’s comments in binary in the article are a hoot. Use this to translate:

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

0101010001101000011010010111001100100000011010010111001100100000011101100110010101110010011110010010000001100110011101010110111001101110011110010010000001110011011101000111010101100110011001100010111000100000001000000101000001101100011101010111001100100000010010010010000001100111011001010111010000100000011101000110111100100000011100000111001001100001011000110111010001101001011000110110010100100000011000100111100100100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000110001101101111011001000110010100100001

Hondo

The Drone had this public statement after the verdict:

010010100111010101110011011101000110100101100011011001010010000001110111011000010111001100100000011100110110010101110010011101100110010101100100001011100010000001001110011011110111011100100000011001100111001001100101011001010010000001101101011110010010000001100011011011110111010101110011011010010110111000100000011000100110010101101001011011100110011100100000011010000110010101101100011001000010000001101000011011110111001101110100011000010110011101100101001000000110100101101110001000000100100101110010011000010110111000100001

Sparks

One of the Drones went ape shit crazy and switched to hexadecimal. I will post his sign here but they blacked it out from the news media for profanity. 01AF-FFFF-1CBE-59DF. I am sorry but this one brought tears to my eyes. Despite the profanity I could tell this Drone was hurting inside. After all, they aren’t in the pilot’s seat, they are just taking orders. Sympathy for the Devil, I mean the Drones, sorry. 😀

ExHack

Wasn’t young al-Awlaki the son of the US citizen AQ who was over there?

Dad plays stupid games, YOU get stuck with the stupid prizes.

ExHack

Oh shoot, this is Duffelblog and I took it srsly. I just hit Full Ritard :-O

Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else

01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010111 01100001 01100111 01101110 01100101 01110010 01011100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100011 01101011 01110011 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100001 01101110 01110100 00111111!

68W58

In solidarity with his robot er, brethren, Bender Bending Rodriquez said “hey, hey, ho, ho 100110”.

Then, having received an affirmative from the drone to his frequently asked question “wanna kill all humans?” Bender and the drone set out to do just that (assisted by skynet, of course).