Last day of the unsweet sixteen
Well, here you go.
First, this blast from the past goes out to the Wickres, Witlessones and Monkresses (Monkrees?) of the world who just can’t get their shit together enough to know truth from fiction.
OK, now that we’re all feeling groovy, go vote:
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Category: Politics
TSO: I still think that Zappa’s “Bobby Brown” would be more apropos for at least Wickre and Witlessone, even if NSFW. Obviously YM did V. (smile)
Ahh. I feel like a Chicago voter. I have stuffed the ballot box at least 10 times over the last few days.
Now that Psul / Paul K Wickre (GH!) is gone … Monkress might start loosing points .. he needs to keep his lead and step it up if he really wants to make sure to earn this year’s tournament!
kendude crotchrot for the tournament win!
Something just don’t feel right about this multiple voting thing we got goin’ on here. Who is collecting the chads??
“Chads? We don’ need no hangin’ chads!”
We better refer this to the SCOTUS.
Right, vote early and often!!
I know Ladner is tough to beat, but Gerold going out the window is a statement within itself.
DQ Monkress, He isn’t a beer fart in a whirlwind without
Paul Wickre in his corner. I’m seriously hoping for a battle of the Wookie-tits ( Kirsten Vs Tesla) in the finals.
If one of them pulls it off I’m all for sending it to the gopher-balled fuckwits who are pushing to get women in combat arms MOSs. If nothing else they can use it to prove women are just as capable of dirtbaggery as men.
Ladner has to take it, no one else even comes close. Monkeyass and giduck are the only names even worth mentioning with Ladner, but all their duschebaggery came after the SV incidents. Ladner still holds to his with fake DD-214s, stories of secret squirel hospitals, and super secret cover stories after he cost his wife her leg!
Gidduck is a poser on an international scale – he not only faked being SF/Ranger with combat experience he also faked being Spetznaz qualified as well. If that doesn’t put him in contention, nothing will.
getting someone’s leg taken off by a train in a parade you are only in because of stolen valor, i think it tops “anti-terror expert with no training”. then again, thats what the tourney is for, so everyone can weigh in and decide which is more deserving.
I simply can’t waste a vote on monkeyass when the only thing keeping him in this is the Wickre Man a/k/a Paul K Wickre (GH!).
I know GT is going to be upset with me, but Balloonhead Blake has more spunk than the Punk. SORRY, GT!!!
Nice to be able to vote Chicago-style again.
@14 Yeah man Phillip Dale Monkress (GH!) must really suck if even with Paul K Wickre (GH!) in his corner he looses …
On that venue have you checked that if you google Paul K Wickre the first 2 hits are now from the blog? … I’m amazed Psul hasn’t come back to try to remove them…
Wickre comes up first on Linkdin on Bing, then there’s more leading to TAH. Almost nothing on monkeybutt, though, which is why I can’t justify a vote for him.
But it IS fun to get in the extra votes, just like Chitown poltics!
Come on, folks!
Lets give the “Punk” that late push he needs…!!!
@12 Gidduck suing actual Green Berets to try and silence them for outing his lying ass gets him over the top in my opinion.
@18.
Good point.
As I said elsewhere: IMO at least 12 of these would be worthy of the Fecal Four. This year’s tourney has a helluva tough field.
Gidduck had some after the fact douche baggery, but he didnt cost anyone their limb as a direct result of his lies! he was annoying and a pain in the ass, but in a stolen valor tourny, doesnt it seem fitting that someone who caused grievous physical injury to their loved one directly from their stolen valor claims be the winner?
These people make a strong case for awards more like the Academy Awards….
Best Creeper in a Family Environment == Crocheron
Best Example of Karma is a Harsh Mistress — Ladner
Best Creative Ancestry to land government contracts — Monkress
Best use of You Tube to promote bullsh1t self defense — Gidduck
Best Facebook Air Patrolling bondage slut — Tesla
Best use of pretend injuries to promote musical career–Backblast
That way they are all Winners
With you on that one, Smitty! However, repeatedly taking advantage of sick children and those who care for them is right up there on the smarmy scale. That one will be a difficult choice for me. Were it a single incident of each, the lad would take it, but multiple cases of abuse (we know of emotional abuse, but suspect there to be more) of children over decades? That may just put the crotchety old man over the top for me.
The pure stentch, utter distain, and overwhelming physical illness that this group of putrid mollucks causes … suggests that this will be a pretty good race to the end!
May the absolute worst of them WIN!
@22.
Funny.
I’ll repeat something I said yesterday. For this group, IMO this old and VERY COARSE AND NSFW British WW2 song (see bottom of cited page for lyrics) says it best:
http://books.google.com/books?id=iJKKI-UnVm4C&pg=PT226&lpg=PT226&dq=fuck+em+all+world+war+II+song&source=bl&ots=1_Ks5ieDRC&sig=dLtI2Wz71TWNFA4pVKe_f_RhI0I&hl=en&sa=X&ei=mFHdUb69A87B4APQwYG4Cg&ved=0CD0Q6AEwAw
Vote early vote often, vote Tammany Hall.
Green Thumb, I just don’t think ‘Punk’ Lewis can stand up to the REAL punk, CM Punk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CM_Punk
CM Punk has a REAL history. ‘Punk’ Lewis is just too lame.
Besides, CM is from Chicago, so I couldn’t dishonor the name.
Tesla for the fecal four!
But Hondo @20 nailed it: they’re all “winners” as the term applies to the Stolen Valor tourney and the Ballduster McSoulpatch trophy.
@28.
Yeah, good point.
But……I think “Punk” could “whoop that ass” on the back nine.
@30 – Whoop that ass? With what? Backblast maybe?
So where can you see the results of the voting? All I see after hitting the ‘done’ button is the survey monkey “Thank you for taking the survey!” message
i gotta take billy boy blake over punk. billy boy came here and challenged jonn to a fist fight. since he is down the road from me a little over an hour, i called him up and tried to take him up on the offer. he backed out quick fast and in a hurry.