Stolen Valor Tournament delayed for another week
TSO is otherwise engaged with his duties at Boys State this week. He’s in California and since the tournament is totally his baby and he’s without reliable internet service, i guess we’ll have to wait until next Monday for the second round. I know you’re champing at the bit to hammer these guys, but now you have a week to lobby for your favorite. I don’t have any favorites this year. They’re all equally crap.
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Awwwwwww…. I was looking forward to having my morning reading…seeing how I forget everything…stupid EFP’s…….
His internet has been sequestered?
Giduck! Giduck! Giduck!
If John Giduck is to ultimately be a winner, let it be here. It’s his only shot.
CROTCHROT!!!!!
I’m betting the munchkins held a blanket party and shaved The Beard and TSO is in hiding until It grows back
“They’re all equally crap.” Well, there’s crap and then there’s crap. Some crap is fresh, stinks to high heaven, and is fly covered, just plopped out there on the hot sidewalk. Other crap, such as mouse turds, doesn’t stink, is easily confused with micro tootsie rolls, but can carry deadly disease. Still, some crap, such as cow pies, is dry and great for burning. Then there’s human crap. It comes with or without peanuts, corn, and the occasional swallowed piece of gum. It’s just nasty stuff but not all crap is equally nasty. And so it goes with the contenders. Some are just mouse turds and others, weell, you get the picture.
SJ: I’m afraid the title “The Bead” is already taken. It was the nickname for the late Igor Kurchatov, father of the Soviet nuclear weapons program (with a little help from his friends in the KGB as well as folks named Rosenberg, Greenglass, Gold, Fuchs, et al).
You call that a beard????? Come on, you’ve seen TSO.
You know a lot of stuff Hondo, Impressive.
I am really getting bummed about the whole Monkress thing. I think Paul K. Wickre (GH!!) is unfairly affecting the whole vote thing, and giving Monkress a lead he would not otherwise have over Tesla.
Tesla holds a special black place in my heart, after claiming to be a Blackhawk pilot. I just don’t think Monkress should profit from somebody else’s (PKW’s) hard work at douchebaggery.
Beware of the “Punk”.
Monkress v. Crotcherton in the final, with Monkress winning it all!
I’d like to see Spankerella win it, but she’s a longshot at best
You guys ought to know by now that it will be a tossup between Lying Ladner and Monkeyass Monkress.
Now, there is this little dream I have that some reporter will sit down with one of these jackasses — any one of them — and do an earnest, in-depth interview about their exploits, and at the very end of it say, quite loudly, “Did anyone ever tell you that you’re such a fucking liar?”
Ah nuts…I live in fear of getting on PH2’s shit list because I’ve seen what she can do to knuckle dragging men.
But, here goes. I predict there will be a July surprise. I predict that Crotch’s victims, the mother and son, will make an appearance and make a case that will make him the loser by acclamation.
Please don’t hurt me PH2
I’ve plunged a-hole deep (and I say that advisedly) in the psychodramatic soup of Paul K. Wickre. But I’m rooting for Colonel Crotchrot. I’m with VI on this – Monkress is benefitting from the services of a full time promoter, an advantage (sic) no other contestant has.
I’m with #8 Virtual Insanity on this. Monkress was nothing but cockroach. His minor attempt of legal threats and scoring the internet of his SEAL claims ( if that was even him behind) were small potatoes. Paul K Wickre is the driving force behind Monkress being this deep in the running.
Tesla is more or less a pubic crab on the groin of humanity. She has an extensive backgroud of lies, and managed to get on the radar TWICE due to her “ragged old flag” escapade.
True, she had a bit of interference ran by James Quinn, but it was half-hearted and more a demonstration of Quinn thinking he was being just.
But Chelle-Lynn had no champion like Paul K Wickre to pull her out of the dust bin of douche-baggery. She was the one who grasped the lid of the shit can of memory with her chubby little fingers and hoisted her ample bottom out. Then she used those same chocolate stained digits to dail up the local news station with tales of her, as a combat wounded veteran, being offended by a torn flag.
Call me a feminist, but Tesla AND Tina “Weeble” Kerston both surpass a Wickre-less Monkress in being valor stealing ass-monkies.
Its anybody’s ballgame.
As previously stated, let your favorite poser know that you are pulling for them.
You need them to bring their “A” game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luzVtBMxpw
We want the “Punk”!
Substitute “Punk” for “Funk”!
Fucking “Punk” ass loser.
“Punk” is going deep!!!!
Pitching Wedge and all….
Cancelled due to lack of interest?