2013 Stolen Valor Tournament – East Regional
(Posting a touch early)
1) Phillip Dale Monkress
16) Jeffrey Elvington
8) Jesus Angel Gomez
9) Michael Douglas Salsa
4) John Boudreau
13) Patrick Haub
5) Roy Antigua
12) David Bergin
3) Punk Lewis
14) Richard Ruffert
6) Freedom Douglas Stansbury
11) John Collier
7) David Chenicek
10) John A. Kuykendall
2) William Blake
15) James Ramirez
Voting will begin NEXT MONDAY, and you will vote on each of the 8 races in the NORTH REGIONAL. On Tuesday you will vote on the 8 races in the WEST REGIONAL. On Wednesday for the SOUTH REGIONAL. And then Thursday for the EAST Regional. On Friday at noon all the victors will be announced.
Category: Politics
Monkress is the ass clown of the year for sure. Other posers slink away but Phil Monkress (google hit) uses his minions (I like that word) to threaten and dig deeper. He has for sure driven his stick in the ground and broke it off.
Monkress or Tesla…she went through basic in the sister company next door (Bravo Bulls 2-10 IN Tomahawks) while I commanded the Alpha Gators. Just the fact that her buffoon self was stealing the same oxygen I was in proximity to is enough to get a vote.
I am making an early prediction and taking all comers with a case of your favorite beverage at stake. The Monkeyman is a shoo in!
Whoever wins this region takes it all down. No doubt in my mind.
VOTE monkey ass! Go Navy
Prediction: It’ll come down to sealmonkey vs. william blake, with sealmonkey taking this bracket…
Monkey-ass by a country mile in this bracket.
Monkress certainly has elicited the strongest responses, but Roy Antigua the dark horse Coast Guard/CIA/LEO with the after market flashing lights in his secret squirrel unmarked POV….has a certain level of dipsh1t that’s hard to ignore….plus you don’t get a lot of posers who are rocking the Coast Guard Spies cover…nice to see a little diversity in the mix…
I am outraged, outraged I say, that my nomination of Barack H. Obama for impersonating the Commander in Chief didn’t make the regionals.
Monkyass and Ken Crotchrot, battle of the century, only on pay per view
Are there rules posted somewhere? I’m still not sure how this works. The voting I mean. Actually all of it.
I know, I know. Damn, Noobs!!
Never mind. I’m stupid.
I’m a big “Freedom Stansbury” fan myself. That takes some stones…
I can not wait to vote for my favorite monkey Ass Monkress… He deserves the biggest pile of shit that can be legally sent to him. Yes Google it.
I wish I still had my Spider-Man tricycle. Maybe I could be in his club. Not would not sit sit in the same room Ass that Ass clown .
Bad enough I share the same state
Vote for punk ass.. I mean Punk lewis
Every year during the SV tourney, the same thing happens at my house. I open the laptop, and within 5 minutes, my wife asks ‘what is so funny’? She’s hoping for another YouTube cat sensation or a clever cartoon.
Imagine the disappointment on her face when she realizes I’m laughing at references to Andy Sipowicz, SGT Rock, and Fireman Sam.
Let the preparations begin for Monday’s ‘kickoff’:
1. Extra beer.
2. Plenty of munchies.
3. Spew guard for the laptop screen.
Doc, you might want to buy tonight, because I will start the bios tomorrow.
Freedom Stansbury is a special sort of dick. To belittle active duty military by smoking them for not saluting them is spectacular! How did he avoid getting his asshole removed by those guys?
That’s my vote.
Yeah Stansbury might make a run in this. He is still out there somewhere I think.
I do like Freedom Stansbury for no other reason than he pretended to be a Judge Advocate with neck tattoos yelling at NCOs for their PT skills.
I think the South Regional is where it’s at with Crocheron, Tesla, and my darkhorse favorite to win it all due to his overall harm and high level of phony-laden ascendency, James Ferris. But in the East, Monkress owns it unless William Blake comes back from the woodwork and goes all stupid again. But with my personal criteria, Monkress has done much more harm than Blake.
We could get an old-fashioned sideshow of Blake, Monkress, and Paul Wickre flaming throughout the tournament. Heck, bring back Ronad and this could turn into Stolen Valor All-Stars!
I think we all know that in the end it will be Monkey shit. That fat gasbag has enough suck and fail to take on all the others at once and still win.
Yes, Freedom is a good pick and would normally be a contender, but against the suck that is Monkress it’s like putting Pee Wee Herman up against Thor.
I check myself: THIS is a tough bracket.
The Meatgazer Gomez is seeded low.
Watch out for Punk and Freedom. Their combined gayness is tough.
Blake could challenge Monkress, but we will see.
If I remember correctly, Salsa had the fake, homemade PH plates.
I give consideration to “hard” crimes.