Tuesdays With Claymore
Most donated their brains long ago.
Rock Lobster…you’ll understand when you read it.
If it were a chocolate city, they’d care.
Apparently DU thinks Lindsey Graham is pitching a hissy fit…gays are offended. Or maybe not.
Socialize oil profits….for the chirrin’.
“…first, we kill all the lawyers.”
Was his name Snowball, because that would be pretty ironic.
News Flash! The world doesn’t revolve around you.
Munchkin Guild leader suggests Teleprompter in Chief shouldn’t mention deficit. No shit?
Bipartisanship at the point of a knife…in your back.
Wait, he really doesn’t mean it!
First Amendment is a real bitch, ain’t it.
GOP wants sequester so it can kill off the middle class…wait what?
Ron Paul, the anti-globalist, wants the UN to help him take over ronpaul.com. Mind = blown.
Prezbo needs another Peace Prize.
Oh, I get it…THIS president won’t misuse his power like others have. Right.
We The People Amendment…this is why we can’t have nice things.
So put on a happy face, comrade!
Is individualism too high a price to pay?
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Wait — they don’t like the drones? But those are part of their Dear Leader’s agenda. How could they possibly be wrong?
Well, in their defense, they assumed the drones commanded by Captain Teleprompter would redistribute wealth and suck up greenhouse gases, so…
I’m surprised that they didn’t try to claim that Dorner’s manifesto was some vast right-wing conspiracy like they did with the gay rights activist that shot the security guard.
It is like epic stupid over there today..
I do like in their socialist utopia everyone would get everything and the world would live on unicorn farts and no one would have to be a ditch digger…
Oh yeah and I am just a little annoyed with FLOTUS, POTUS, SCROTUM, and all the other acronyms they use…
@5, you left out SCRUDUS.