Getting Screwed by the IRS . . . .

| February 7, 2013

Literally.

A man in Oregon has filed a lawsuit alleging that an IRS agent forced him to have sex in order to avoid tax penalties.

I have no idea if the man’s claim is true or not. Frankly, to me it sounds more like some teenage guy’s fantasy.  Or maybe the plot to a bad 70s porn movie.

But given the story Jonn posted earlier today – and the one posted by TSO immediately afterwards – well, I hesitate to dismiss it out of hand as bogus.  Stuff that used to be considered outrageous is today rather common.

And if I’ve learned anything in life, it’s this:  no matter what you’ve seen or heard, when it comes to sex you just ain’t seen or heard it all yet.

Category: Legal, Who knows

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Dirt Dart

Wow, this is BAD. Dont know who to belive… But was it a fugly woman who hasnt had any or another dude whit pipe dreams?

Realy like to know the outcome for this

USMCE8Ret

Sounds like a Penthouse letters bit.

Flagwaver

If she were attractive, what is the problem? But, if she was forcing him to have sex with her to avoid a tax penalty, then she was probably Mugsy, the Dog Faced Girl.

PintoNag

Should have filed a restraining order. That would have set a cat amongst the pigeons!

USMCE8Ret

@4 – That’s a good one.

Jonn Lilyea

I get raped by the IRS every year. Doesn’t everyone?

Zero Ponsdorf

Oh crap: “the plot to a bad 70s porn movie.” Standards do change, but classic porno – not so much.

Jonn #6: Now yer talking classic porno. I need a link… just for reference ya know. Oh the humanity.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

I wonder what the IRS Agent, Dora Abrahamson, looks like.

Hell if she is good looking, maybe I will … move out there to … ah … get my taxes done, if you know what I mean!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@3 After a long field problem Mugsy isn’t nearly as ugly as she first appears….

ChipNASA

She was 1040 kinds of EZ, apparently.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@10 Nice! I was going to comment on the “long form” with appropriate attachments….but you beat me to it…

OWB

Teehee.

FatCircles0311

Notice that he only complained after the deed was done?

Every guy knows the score about this story.

Dirt Dart

I asked a county judge in georgia can i file a rape warrant against FICA, she hesitated, but her deputy agreed with me! FICA gets more then my wife does from my check!!

ABN Gramps

I find it interesting that if YOU owe the IRS money and are late in paying, you are accrued all kinds of interest. But when THEY owe you a return, there is no interest accrued even if the return is sent to you in SEPTEMBER!!!! What a crock.