This has to be a joke

| September 8, 2012

I saw this on Scotty’s Facebook page last night and Christopher sent it to us this morning, but I have to believe this some sort of joke. No would do this thinking anyone would believe it;

Oh, well, have fun.

Category: Phony soldiers

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JP

It’s from a video about SV Ranger Up is making. They posted that it on Facebook, but clearly labeled it as such.

Just Plain Jason

I was going to say he looked a little young to be Dallas.

af_res_dep

Wow, I thought my head was going to explode…

JP

@ A little young AND underweight.

JP

Sorry, my comment above was “@3”

Just Plain Jason

You know with all that stuff on him hell I want that combat gawd with me. I bet he is qualified with a P-38!

2-17 AirCav

Hey, that’s a stract troop right there! Is he on our side?

Marine_7002

He must be a train conductor. I see the chain for his pocket watch on the right side of his midsection.

MAJ_Murph

I looked kinda like that in JROTC. Clearly, just some people goofin.

ROS

It is well worth looking on the RU page just to read the comments under this photo.

Flagwaver

Dear, Lord. I saw that and just about went HULK SMASH on my desk. Then, I read a couple of comments and calmed down a little bit more.

At least most of the SVtards know better than to sew on enlisted ranks and pin themselves with Major leaves. Dear Lord, that look like someone rummaged through the wall locker at the SMAJ Academy and put their bling on his jacket…

Sgt Awesome

I am anticipating one of the greatest videos ever. I’m kind of sad they couldn’t find a fat guy to wear the jacket though.

Pete

Considering that RU is a MMA sponsor, I doubt they could find a fat guy to do it. Reading some of the comments on the FB post, after they said in the caption that it was for one of their videos, I just had to shake my head and say, “Attention to detail, idiots!”

2-17 AirCav

Okay, I think I have this figured out. It’s an inside shot from Storage Wars and he’s either:

A)One of the things found in a locker; or

B)The high bidder and is wearing everything
he found in the locker.

Ex-PH2

What in the h….?

Yat Yas 1833

This HAS to be a joke! Not even Soup Sandwich was this bad…damn near but not quite!

Wrench Monkey

This is the guy you go looking for the night before the payday activities Class-A inspection. ‘Cause ya’ll know that’s THE time you realize you’re missing something.

B Woodman

Early for Halloween?
I know that if that showed up at my doorstep, I’d be on the floor gasping with laughter.

Stacy0311

graduate of RASP 5-12?

Old Tanker

When I saw that, my first thought was duffelblog but RU makes more sense!! That’s some funny right there!!

Michael Broughton

Must be real, looks like he may have an Antarctic Service Ribbon, maybe it’s where he got the idea for this joke!

rb325th

It is Ranger Up, they are making a new video and that is one of the folks who works there that is taking part in the video… Relax Folks, not everone is a Poser….

CI Roller Dude

he’s in a very special unit…you may have heard of them, the “PX Commandos”. They usually have every award in the PX- usually not in the correct order. Then the assclown got a German shooting award…etc.
Very special.

Ne Desit Virtus

Soup sandwhich wouldn’t even try and pull that off. That would be one expensive joke!

Green Thumb

Turd.

SFC Holland

He got the name tag right. What’s the big deal?

@20, haha! nicely done.

R&R is awesome. really enjoying it. Beer, good food, wife. Life is great for nine more days.

2-17 AirCav

I rather like the hands. His left is in girly-gonna-break- my-thumb-if-I-hit-anything mode and his right isn’t sure what the hell it’s doing. This joke just keeps on giving. Can we keep him?

2-17 AirCav

@27. Is your wife aware that she is listed 3rd?

Green Thumb

My favorite is the “one” hash mark

Menoth

Wait a minute, you’re telling me that my Army Service Ribbon doesn’t rate higher than a Bronze Star? Weird.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

I know it is fake … he is wearing one of those thin metro sexual patterned sweaters under the jacket. Everything else seems plausible … Yeah like after smoking a pound of CRACK!

Green Thumb

@31.

It is actually called the “Ass Slide Ribbon”.

Don’t ask.

Experience is the best teacher.

Roger that.

Moving out.

Green Thumb

For all of the soft shoes out there in internet land….

Climb the ladder and touch the CIB

Green Thumb

Bitches.

Rochambeau

I could have sworn I’ve seen this guy in a Soldier Hard music video.

trae

I knew something was wrong with this pic. A Ssg still rocking class A’s… Now its clear.

jonp

lol, obviously a joke unlike Soupy. I’m surprised he could stand up with all that weight.

billo

What is the big gold-colored disk with the silver-colored braided cord. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody wearing that.

Stuart Clark

that’s just me in my early years…. What’s the problem???

Dave

billo- that’s a German Schuetzenschnuerr (hope that’s spelled right) – comes in three flavors (gold, silver, bronze)and you qualify with rifle, pistol and machine gun – usedtabe that meant the G3, P1, and MG1. Had to qualify with all three and the medal was awarded at the lowest qualifying level you achieved of the three weapons. Think this one is worn wrong, the top end goes at the epaulette, not the pocket. Too, his whole rack is over the lapel – they must have had fun with this. “Gee, what else is there we could hang on there?”

FMR PAO

Is this Soup’s baby brother?

malclave

No “viper” wings from Battlestar Galactica?

Ex-PH2

And no Silver Comet for seeing all 6 “Star Wars” movies 28 times each?

Donald Everson

is that a freakin pocket watch under his name tag….lmfao