This has to be a joke
I saw this on Scotty’s Facebook page last night and Christopher sent it to us this morning, but I have to believe this some sort of joke. No would do this thinking anyone would believe it;
Oh, well, have fun.
Category: Phony soldiers
It’s from a video about SV Ranger Up is making. They posted that it on Facebook, but clearly labeled it as such.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151060485864150&set=a.10150186462099150.304978.16657934149&type=1&theater
I was going to say he looked a little young to be Dallas.
Wow, I thought my head was going to explode…
@ A little young AND underweight.
Sorry, my comment above was “@3”
You know with all that stuff on him hell I want that combat gawd with me. I bet he is qualified with a P-38!
Hey, that’s a stract troop right there! Is he on our side?
He must be a train conductor. I see the chain for his pocket watch on the right side of his midsection.
I looked kinda like that in JROTC. Clearly, just some people goofin.
It is well worth looking on the RU page just to read the comments under this photo.
Dear, Lord. I saw that and just about went HULK SMASH on my desk. Then, I read a couple of comments and calmed down a little bit more.
At least most of the SVtards know better than to sew on enlisted ranks and pin themselves with Major leaves. Dear Lord, that look like someone rummaged through the wall locker at the SMAJ Academy and put their bling on his jacket…
I am anticipating one of the greatest videos ever. I’m kind of sad they couldn’t find a fat guy to wear the jacket though.
Considering that RU is a MMA sponsor, I doubt they could find a fat guy to do it. Reading some of the comments on the FB post, after they said in the caption that it was for one of their videos, I just had to shake my head and say, “Attention to detail, idiots!”
Okay, I think I have this figured out. It’s an inside shot from Storage Wars and he’s either:
A)One of the things found in a locker; or
B)The high bidder and is wearing everything
he found in the locker.
What in the h….?
This HAS to be a joke! Not even Soup Sandwich was this bad…damn near but not quite!
This is the guy you go looking for the night before the payday activities Class-A inspection. ‘Cause ya’ll know that’s THE time you realize you’re missing something.
Early for Halloween?
I know that if that showed up at my doorstep, I’d be on the floor gasping with laughter.
graduate of RASP 5-12?
When I saw that, my first thought was duffelblog but RU makes more sense!! That’s some funny right there!!
Must be real, looks like he may have an Antarctic Service Ribbon, maybe it’s where he got the idea for this joke!
It is Ranger Up, they are making a new video and that is one of the folks who works there that is taking part in the video… Relax Folks, not everone is a Poser….
he’s in a very special unit…you may have heard of them, the “PX Commandos”. They usually have every award in the PX- usually not in the correct order. Then the assclown got a German shooting award…etc.
Very special.
Soup sandwhich wouldn’t even try and pull that off. That would be one expensive joke!
Turd.
He got the name tag right. What’s the big deal?
@20, haha! nicely done.
R&R is awesome. really enjoying it. Beer, good food, wife. Life is great for nine more days.
I rather like the hands. His left is in girly-gonna-break- my-thumb-if-I-hit-anything mode and his right isn’t sure what the hell it’s doing. This joke just keeps on giving. Can we keep him?
@27. Is your wife aware that she is listed 3rd?
My favorite is the “one” hash mark
Wait a minute, you’re telling me that my Army Service Ribbon doesn’t rate higher than a Bronze Star? Weird.
I know it is fake … he is wearing one of those thin metro sexual patterned sweaters under the jacket. Everything else seems plausible … Yeah like after smoking a pound of CRACK!
@31.
It is actually called the “Ass Slide Ribbon”.
Don’t ask.
Experience is the best teacher.
Roger that.
Moving out.
For all of the soft shoes out there in internet land….
Climb the ladder and touch the CIB
Bitches.
I could have sworn I’ve seen this guy in a Soldier Hard music video.
I knew something was wrong with this pic. A Ssg still rocking class A’s… Now its clear.
lol, obviously a joke unlike Soupy. I’m surprised he could stand up with all that weight.
What is the big gold-colored disk with the silver-colored braided cord. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody wearing that.
that’s just me in my early years…. What’s the problem???
billo- that’s a German Schuetzenschnuerr (hope that’s spelled right) – comes in three flavors (gold, silver, bronze)and you qualify with rifle, pistol and machine gun – usedtabe that meant the G3, P1, and MG1. Had to qualify with all three and the medal was awarded at the lowest qualifying level you achieved of the three weapons. Think this one is worn wrong, the top end goes at the epaulette, not the pocket. Too, his whole rack is over the lapel – they must have had fun with this. “Gee, what else is there we could hang on there?”
Is this Soup’s baby brother?
No “viper” wings from Battlestar Galactica?
And no Silver Comet for seeing all 6 “Star Wars” movies 28 times each?
is that a freakin pocket watch under his name tag….lmfao