Have you read/reviewed Matthew Douchetool Yglesias’ book yet?

Getting some great reviews so far:

I would never have guessed from his previous work and ramblings that Matt is an amateur anthropologist, and perhaps he should stick with it as works like this make for a fascinating read. The entire work, beginning to end, is the result of years of studying sasquatches in the wild. I won’t use this space to argue for or against their existence, rest assured Matt is quite certain of that. Rather than provide a typical study of footprints or another boring analysis of the Patterson footage, Matt chose the interesting topic of sasquatch sex. Page after page reveals fascinating details, along with dozens of illustrations hand-drawn by Matt of the reproductive anatomy. Though some of the descriptions perhaps reveal a bit too much (Matt describes the organ of the male as “surprisingly painful, yet satisfying”), I could not put it down. I was sucked in. Everything from the elaborate ritual oral behaviors to primitive birth control methods (again, perhaps a bit too revealing, Matt described one birth control method as “slightly less painful than the intercourse itself, with migrane headaches persisting several hours after douching”) was just incredibly insightful. I can’t shake the feeling that Matt holds a deep, personal connection to these creatures. He talks about the male he studied in a manner more like a teenager describing their first crush, but perhaps that is how he managed to get so close to so controversial a beast. Opening ones self up to such legends seems to have paid off tenfold. I look forward to any followup.

It’s sort of a “coming of age” drama with interspecies buggary thrown in for good measure. You guys should go read and review this excellent tome.

Note, until this douche figures out where the traffic is coming from, I’m not going to hat tip it.

Category: Politics