Ebay yearbook scam
Actually, this is pretty hilarious. Some dude was selling a Fort Jackson yearbook from 1994 on Ebay. In the back of the yearbook is a scrawled missive about the “75th Battalion, Ranger Division, Omega Team” which was apparently wiped out by the CIA and their biological warfare (against our own troops, mind you). And apparently all of these members of “Omega Team” came from the same Basic Training Company at Fort Jackson. the Ebay seller tells us that it’s a reminder of what these wars have cost us. Here’s the yearbook;
And from the seller’s description;
Pat, who sent me the screen shots tells me that she checked casualty lists from the war against terror and could find no one in the yearbook on those lists.
The auction is closed now, but I thought it was a pretty funny story, what with the CIA involved in it. Actually, now that I think about it, Gordon Duff may know something about the Ranger Division.
Category: Phony soldiers
Of course they weren’t on the official casualty lists, these are top-secret Omega Team operators we’re talking about here!! Only a handful of men in the highest levels of government even know about Omega Team’s existence….pretty clever smoke screen though, sending their candidates through BCT at Relaxin’ Jackson instead of some sort of intense and highly secretive selection course.
(And before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, I went through BCT at Jackson myself, and it was an absolute joke….no fault of the DS’, their hands are completely tied)
Did it come with an authentic cloak and dagger and decoder ring?
Crap.
Now the CIA is going to take us all out….and I was so careful.
wait….are we sure this isn’t Agent Orange’s yearbook?
Quick, someone call the Ronulans and get a bunch of bottles of vinegar to block the chemtrails!!!
“Omega Team?” Sounds like this guy got the idea from some third-rate Zebra/Pinnacle Press/Gold Eagle novels.
Is this the Omega Team shown in Canadian Bacon? If so, then they only died when they shot one another for rolling ankles and slowing down during their Ontario sortie….
So. This is going to be really geeky, but if I remember right, the ‘missing’ unit in Starcraft was Omega. I think this guy is cribbing notes from old video games.
Okay, stick with me…
see it was the jooos in conjunction with the Iranian clockwork gnomes and the Icke lizard rulers conspiring with skull and bones to take out a law professor in Chicago…wait for it…who would later become the president of the USA, but little did they know that Oprah and her Scientology assasins guised as Dr. Phil, Stedman and Tom Cruise…
The Omega Team from the 75th Ranger DIVISION was wiped out! Don’t y’all read Soldier of Fortune Mercenary magazine, fer Chrissakes? They got Took Out. Damned straight, got took out to dinner by a fat somalian who poisoned them with putrid butter that they put on their dinner rolls. Wake the hell up TAHers, you could be next.
‘scuse me, I have to straighten my Ron Paul offishul tinfoil hat, that I got by subscribing to Gordon Duff’s, “The Duffoon n I”, secret Myspace group.
….. there’s not enough facepalm for the fact that somebody would actually believe that tripe.
But it is a step up from the typical poseur story of being plucked out of BCT to join the elite super-secret commando squad. That time, they apparently took the whole squad.