Today’s Profligate Hysteria of the Day award goes to:

| September 5, 2008

Douglas Carpenter of Democratic Underground, COME ON DOWN! You are the inaugural recipient of my semi-often Profligate Hysteria of the Day award! Your award winning post brings credit on you, Democratic Underground, and the United Peoples of Moonbatistan!

Whatever the result of the November election, Sarah Palin is the scariest politician to appear on the national scene in a generation…

Like many demagogues she has demonstrated an ability to wrap a right-wing extremist message in the language and imagery of working class populism to Orwellian levels – and she and her handlers are very, very good at it – so far, anyway.

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!! This is a VERY dangerous development, whatever the result of the November election!!

She can also make some killer flap jacks!! (note the use of 2 exclamation marks, which denotes actual fear, excitement or psychosis not properly signified by the use of only 1)

Again it is entirely possible that the whole thing could fizzle or implode. For the sake of the country and the world and the future of humanity, I certainly hope so.

For the sake of the country, the world and the future of humanity? What about animals, Gaia, the Romulan Empire and Charlie the Unicorn? Would they not also be threatened by a VP Palin?

And seriously, are you telling me that Palin strikes more fear in your heart that Cheney? Thank you Douglas Carpenter, now go do that voodoo, that you do so well!!! (Three exclamations this time as I am up in cheering in my office, tears unashamedly streaming down my face at the patriotic dissent of this valiant man.)

Category: Antiwar crowd, Politics, Protests/Rallies

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defendUSA

Oh!!(Double exclamation point to show what a state of hilarity I’m in). Wasn’t it Jack Nicholson who said, “Douglas can’t handle the truth…” Bwahahahaa. For the sake of humanity, I hope Sarah(newly dubbed “Reagan in heels”)Palin is one of the choices for 2012!!

Kath

People are just bringing all their craziness out this time. Evidently it’s going to just keep on keepin’ on until November. We’re going to have to have some serious police presence at the polls to stop people from whapping each other on the head! Geesh!

Jonn wrote: You really don’t think it’ll end in November, do you?

rochester_veteran

Kath,

Did you happen to read the report about the anarchist group that was planning on kidnapping Republican Delegates at the RNC? Here’s a link to the story:

Sheriff’s investigation: Anarchists discussed kidnapping delegates

Then there’s the implied threats that if Obama doesn’t win the election, that we’ll have race riots across America:

Fatimah Ali: We need Obama, not 4 more years of George Bush

Here’s an excerpt from Ms. Ali’s commentary:

f McCain wins, look for a full-fledged race and class war, fueled by a deflated and depressed country, soaring crime, homelessness – and hopelessness!

We shouldn’t be intimidated by this stuff, but we should be aware.

509th Bob

HOOAH! Repeat as many times as necessary!

GOVERNOR Sarah Palin! AMERICA’s Margaret Thatcher! The NEXT Ronald Reagan!

HOOAH!

I wasn’t thrilled by McCain’s Republican primary win. I AM thrilled by GOVERNOR PALIN! HOOAH! Repeat it until Lefties Puke!

Kath

Maybe I can start traveling with a bodyguard — well, provided that he’s tall, dark and handsome, of course!!

rochester_veteran

I think TSO is available! 🙂

The thing to keep in mind is that the left believes that end justifies the means, so basically anything goes with when advancing an agenda, including their attempt to ruin a 17 year old girl to bully her mother from running as VP. They see Obama is their messiah leading them to their utopia. Of course. we know that utopia is unattainable, but that doesn’t stop them from trying to implement it over and over and expecting different results. 🙂

Martino

I love it when the unarmed, pacifist Leftists throw their tiny-fisted tantrums, threatening violence.

They’re so cute. But, even a rabid puppy is cute for a few seconds. And then, well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Kath

And, Jonn, no, you’re right. If it’s this crazy (sorry to keep using that word) now, what is going to happen in November when they don’t win?

EB

Thank you for going to their website so I don’t have to. Almost incomprehensibly immature.