So which holiday is coming up?
Is Al Gore holding a global warming conference somewhere?
Category: Global Warming
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See…you got it all wrong. “They” changed the terminology from “global warming” to “climate change”. Now “they” are able to exploit severe cold snaps too. You see, now “they” can can go with the “man-made global warming” or “man-made global cooling” mantras. Those cheeky little bastards! I guess you can have it both ways, huh?
It is happening here too. I’m convinced there is a conspiracy.
@ Zero…quick, grab a roll of Reynolds wrap, a copy of Fahrenheit 9/11, a vanity mirror (to reflect back the signals), and meet me at the lodge. I’ll bring the hefty cinch sack chem-trail resistant protective over-garments I have been working on. 😉
don #3: Way ahead of you. I’m living in my Faraday Cage most of the time.
THEY can’t get at me so every so often THEY sweep my general area with the HARP. The leaves fall off the trees, and then it snows.
It all started when I began posting here at TAH. Jonn or TSO pisses someone off and I get caught in the crossfire.
That’s the oddest deck stain I have ever seen. Looks a tad lumpy too. Where did you get it?
There seem to be shadows of some sort of extra terrestrial something in that thar pic also. It’s time to get out my special tin foil hat, maybe the pink one in honor of the “Occupy” harpies??
I saw that too OWB, almost like a Star Trekian transporter malfunction…
That’s probably it, TSO! Besides, we haven’t gotten out the fur-lined tinfoil hats yet, but with those there is always the risk of running afowl of the peta troopers…
If Algore was holding a global warming conference somewhere, there wouldn’t be snow. It wouldn’t be hotter than hell from all that smoke he blows out his arse….just sayin…
Yep–looking at 6-12 inches of global warming falling at my place by tomorrow morning.
OH MY GOD! You are ready to be swimming in the ocean!
A couple of you pointed out the transporter-like image in the picture of the—let’s call it a deck. Okay, I’ve had the image magnified and there is no other way to say this so I’ll just plain out say it: Either Zero is an alien or he’s managing the WV branch of Area 51. Look at the picture again. Look immediately below the transporter residue. See it? Right. There is a spot where the snow was disturbed—as if someone had been there—but there are no footprints coming or going! And there’s more. Look at what looks to be a collapsed umbrella. Look closely. It’s the Sith Lord himself! I tell you there is something very strange going on at that so-called deck!
Morons…
Snorom? Snorom? That’s Gangalese! Or Mercadian!
The rays man, did you not see the rays? So uniformly vertical, and of nearly identical spacing. This is not something to make light of………
No, FO, this is serious. So, whaddaya think? Is Zero an alien or the WV branch manager of Area 51? You’ve known him longer than I have.
You are all fools. this is clearly and attempt by Zero to entice Black men to do do cocaine. Look, you see the streaks and lines? this is clearly an allegory to coke lines., and you notice how the deck is brown! Its proof he’s a racist trying to get our brown brothers into drugs laced with AIDS.
Hmmm. An alternate theory. What about the Sith Lord masquerading as an umbrella? Answer me that one!
This is how rumors get started…
I heard that. BTW…power intermittent since about 1:30 am. We long since passed the foot mark for snow. Good thing the blower is gassed and ready to go.
Rumors??