You know it’s just corn, right?
A husband and wife get lost in a cornfield maze and call 9/11;
Funny thing about cornstalks is that you can walk right through them. Unless you have a cell phone, apparently.
Category: General Whackos
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Must have been a SWO.
Just corn? Clearly you have never seen the movie “Children of the Corn”!!!
And it happened in Massachusetts, too. Why am I not surprised?
I’ll bet they were happy to finally find their Prius.
Bad corn. Evil corn. To frighten those poor cement babies.
Cement babies – that’s a new one! Heh!
Every Maze I’ve ever been in (4-5) gave a tracking number to ensure that people were not left in the amze too long and we were also given a flag to wave if we got too lost.
Lemme’ see…
Need a license to drive…
Need a license to carry a concealed weapon…
Need a license to fish…
Need a license to hunt…
Need a license to get married…
Need a license to open a business…
I could go on…and on…and on…
No license required for absolute fucking morons to breed.
Why was that infant not home in it’s crib sleeping? Why did the “father” have enough balls to create the child but not figure out that he can walk through corn…ewww…might get in “trouble” or ruining the maze…fucking nanny state….I want my Republic back!
Retired Navy, spouting off.