Halftime Scores

| September 27, 2011

McManus 92
Barwan 8

Weber 48
Baillie 52

Whalen 51
Baxter 49

Pirate Lesbian 62
COL Hamilton 38

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Category: Politics

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Beretverde

Damn, I thought my nutwad choice would be only joined by one or two others… looks like there are a hell of a lot others from my planet… on this planet! Makes me feel better!

Can’t wait until my favorite nutwad shows up- Mickey Lloyd. Devious socio-path! Oops, maybe I shouldn’t campaign for that idiot and show my cards too early! Oh well, too late…!

2-17AirCav

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Old Tanker

Damn, I expected Barwan to do better than that after the multiple personas he used to come here and defend himself and the whole ex-girlfriend soap opera in the comments….I didn’t expect him to win mind you….Ballduster is still the name of the century, no one will touch that!

2-17AirCav

It’s the pairing, OT. That’s all. Your guy is very deserving of whatever ridicule comes his way but he’s a rank amateur up against Ballduster.

TSO

The numbers have only barely changed as more votes come in.

Ballduster up 88.9/11.1
Leprechaun up CLOSE 52.5/47.5
The Young Gun continues to lead by a miniscule amount 51.3/48.7
Lesbian Pirate extends lead to 66.8/33.2

Old Tanker

AirCav

At least Barwan had the full on poser 1st Cav patch!! When you look down the list there were alot of posers wearing my Cav patch…..can’t be much of a poser without one!

teddy996

As expected, those center brackets are nail biters.

Pirate dike will continue to build a lead against pfc bling. Wheels of steel, baby!

Barwan’s personality is much less of a factor than I had anticipated, though there is still some time left on the clock, and anything is possible. If barwan comes to the site posing as a lawyer demanding to be removed from the tourney via lawsuit, it could mean a huge upset for ballduster.

2-17AirCav

Jeez teddy966, the mere suggestion that Ballduster could be upset under any circumstance by Barwan tells me you either made a very bad bet or you’re optimist of the first order! I am rather surprised by Wallen’s strong showing. I thought that the kid was going to fall well short of General PFC but he’s still in there punching his pillow.

TSO

Whalen up 9, Bailie up by just 2 votes. That is less than a % point.

That one could be a nailbiter as we get into the night here.

Cedo Alteram

Come on, Pirate Lesbo.

Flagwaver

Is there a pool somewhere that is offering odds?

And remember the Democrat’s voting credo:

Vote early, vote often!

2-17AirCav

@11 Flagwaver. My contacts (one, a legitimate Vegas House of Chance, the other a not-so-legitimate bookie named Fast Fingers Frankie) are feeding me odds. I am occasionally posting them. Let me know if there is a particular nominee that you’re interested in.

Susan

Flagwaver,

Unfortunately, I am a Republican; thus the system will only let me vote once. 🙂

On a brighter note, I think we should spend less time talking about posers and more time talking about the real deal. To wit, how about that Dakota Meyer – received the MOH, but doesn’t think he is a hero, and doesn’t want any special privileges re FDNY applications. If only I could clone him.

I am way to old to marry him, so do you think I could adopt him?

Old Trooper

Susan; you’re not too old to marry him. Remember, it’s the in thing to be a cougar these days.

Susan

Even with the cougar thing, I think there is still a 10 run rule.

Anyway, what an incredible young marine. He is a shining example of everything right with this country. He was absolutely hilarious on David Letterman. His “I have work to do” attitude is priceless.

teddy996

@#8- Barwan isn’t my horse. I was just stating that if he were to come here and throw a fit posing as a lawyer, with all the egregious syntax and atrocious grammar that we’ve come to love, that the tables could very well be turned.

I’d like to see a good Cinderella story, and a comeback from 98-2 would go down as one of history’s finest.

teddy996

Also, I think the gunny’s not punching his pillow so much as he is biting it. Did you see the cheek bulge in his pic?

2-17AirCav

@17. No, but I did note that the fictional Marine is wider at the hip than he is at the shoulder. By the way, good call on the Whalen showing. I went back and saw your prediction on that. Inside dope?

teddy996

No inside dope, just analysis. Baxter faked his shit from some enlisted experience, knowing the language and at least a few regs. Whalen comes from nowhere, with nothing but the desire, drive, and tenacity to attain the level of douchedom talked about in these forums.

Eye of the tiger, cav. Eye of the tiger.

2-17AirCav

Damn good stuff. There it was, right in front of me (headslap!) and I didn’t see it. Sure, the General was in fact a PFC once. Whalen is a thoroughly motivated phony with a borrowed, bought, or stolen uniform that doesn’t fit! The General does look squared away–STRACT, as we used to say. Just wonderin’. Got a finals pick yet?

teddy996

Soup sandwich all the way, cav. He went on base to a boot camp ceremony, dressed like an airforce version of colonel trautman, with the intent on intimidating his (younger) father in law’s drill instructor.

All these other fakes play for props from civilians. The msgt is in a different league altogether.

Doc Bailey

Not really surprised Ball duster took such a commanding lead. also looks like the pirate lesbian took an early lead. I think it’ll come down to those two.

2-17AirCav

Well, Doc, you know how these things go in other venues. All the talk was about frontrunners Perry and that guy from Taxachusettes. Now it’s Cain this and Cain that. Ballduster is cakewalking right now but this is only one (and the first) regional. This explains why Ballduster’s odds have been driven down to 3-5 (as of 4:00 EST), according to my man in Vegas. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.