Gingers need not apply

| September 19, 2011

Old Trooper sends us a link with the news that will surely disappoint TSO who had hoped he could influence the re-population of the world with red headed step children. the link from the New York Daily News reports that Cyros, the largest sperm bank is no longer accepting that essence from rust-colored men.

“There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London’s Telegraph.

Men with scarlett manes sell “like hot cakes” in Ireland, Schou said, but that’s about it.

So it’s a matter of supply and demand, and who wants to be the father of, say Julianne Moore, in her teenage years?

Category: Pointless blather

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2-17AirCav

Be very grateful if you have a friend who is a redhead. Be very afraid if you have an enemy who is a redhead.

NHSparky

I’ll help Julianne Moore be a single mom…

Lucky

Sooooooooooo not cool and discriminatory against those of us with a defined lack of melanin and a surplus of freckles. I mean, yes, we Gingers are evil and soulless and yes, Cartman hates us, but are we really so bad???? Btw, I thought Eugenics was illegal, or was I just thinking Star Trek?

Khannnnnnnnnnnnn!

509th Bob

Given that Cyros is headquartered in Denmark, I’m sure they are violating at least ONE of the European Union’s human rights laws by doing this.

/sarc
But why does TSO want red-headed step-children? Does he intend to beat them?
/sarc off

Flagwaver

If there weren’t redheads, then who the hell would I drool over? Come on! That’s discriminatory against guys who like a woman with fire, and not the kind that can be bought and applied.

lucky

ohhhhh, Step children….. I am in the clear then hahaha, but seriously, next time someone talks about St. Pat’s, correct them and tell them that the holiday is really Ginger Pride Day

Faeroe

I don’t get it. As the father of three redheads, including twin boy and girl, I cannot tell you how many people have stopped me to compliment me on my kids’ hair. When I was younger (and had strawberry blonde hair) women used to pray that it was not my natural color so they could get the same result. I never even heard of the anti-ginger thing until maybe five years ago. Is the Midwest some kind of special haven for redheads?

B Woodman

I HATE this entire anti-“ginger” thing on red-heads. My g’son is a natural red-head, hair the color of a new copper penny, used to have more freckles then sand on the beach, at 13 stands about 6 feet, and is a gentle giant. And for all of that, he is one of the most picked-on boys in jr high. He would rather be left alone to his studies and games, but he has had to learn to fight, and fight hard.
Damn!

Cedo Alteram

“So it’s a matter of supply and demand, and who wants to be the father of, say Julianne Moore, in her teenage years?” Or Danny Bonaduce is his adult ones.

Trapped_in_PRC

Yet another club I’m not allowed into. Oh well…