Adios, suckers
Well, my blogging days are over. I’ve finally come into an opportunity that can’t be beat…Qaddafi money, baby!
Good day,
My name is Khamis Muammar al-Gaddafi, one of the youngest son of the troubled Muammar al-Gaddafi, I am a policeman by profession and a leader of a special forces brigade of the military of Libya. i am at the moment very depressed as i write to you. I got your mail from a search engine and I really think you can help me.
At the moment I am studying for a masters degree in IE Business School in South Africa, but as I write to you I am in the UK before the British government revoked the immunity given to my father (Muammar al-Gaddafi ) and his families. So at the moment I do not possess the right to move about, as I will be arrested and prosecuted in an international court of justice. In my possession right about now is my internet connection and my private cell phone. It is only with this two I am able to make contact with the out side world. Also as another measure that has been taken by the international community, our asset i.e the assets of Muammar al-Gaddafi and family world wide have been frozen to compel my father to step down as the Libyan leader.
The above mentioned reasons are what have compelled me to write you this mail, as I seek to partner with a trustworthy person who can assist me in transferring some of my monetary assets worth about 52 (FIFTY TWO MILLION EUROS). This monies has been lodged in a bank account in Geneve and as things are shaping now this money is likely to be discovered soon, so I seek your assistance in helping me transfer this money into your account so that it is not discovered. I am ready to offer as much as 50 percent of this money to you if you render to assist in transferring this money and the money is transferred successfully.
Kindly contact me back as soon as possible.
Regards,
Khamis Muammar al-Gaddafi.
So I figure that in a couple of days, I’ll have more money than I count and I don’t need you assholes to click the stupid gay military dating ads. As soon as I send my new friend Khamis all of my banking and credit card information, I’m out of this shit for good. And that Gaddafi money will be rolling in. Adios, suckers.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that may be teh best one evah…..
Whoa thar hoss! I beat you to the punch. I’ve already sent him money and gave him my bank acct number for the forthcoming deposit. Sorry.
You guys are all duped…..I have money coming in from Nigeria any day, as well as bullion smuggled out of Iraq by an SF Captain.
Perhaps I’ll be generous when they both hit my account, and class this joint up a little.
Wait…the miltary dating ads were for gays????
Wow, only six misspelled words; these folks really should go back to school.
I got one from Mrs. Arafat, right after Yassir died. Missed that opportunity, much to my chagrin.
Good to hear from my Nigerian banker. Maybe you could just open a new account at another bank with about $20 balance and see if it works out. Gotta to be better odds than the lotto. At worst you can be comforted by the fact that you’re helping the victims of islamo-fascist oppression.
lodged in a bank account in Geneve
Sounds painful. I hope Geneve feels better after the surgery to dislodge it.
The sad part is, people really do fall for this shit.
I’m supposed to click? Wait…you can just forward that and *I’ll* do and we can share…
what do you mean “fall for this shit”?
you mean this ain’t the real deal?
EODMAN – I got the same e-mail from Mrs. Arafat.