John Hawkins: You might be a Liberal if…
John Hawkins at Right Wing News and Townhall.com with part 2 of his Jeff Foxworthy impression; you might be a Liberal if…;
* You blame the oil companies for high gas prices, but believe in doing everything humanly possible to keep them from drilling for more oil.
* You’d have no problem with a Democratic President talking with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Kim Jung-Il without conditions, but would be very upset if he started seriously negotiating with Republicans over national security or energy issues.
* You don’t see a conflict between “supporting the troops” and trying to insure that they lose the war that they’re fighting.
* You think the solution to an underperforming economy is higher taxes, more regulations, and publicly attacking businesses, but don’t understand how that relates to the phrase, “The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
Feel free to add your own. Oh, and there’s more at the Townhall link.
Category: Bloggers, Liberals suck, Politics
You might be a liberal if…you adopt a morally superior position on human rights towards questionable or hostile groups (e.g. Palestine, terrorists being waterboarded, Hezbollah, etc.), yet conveniently ignore the atrocities comitted against friendly groups (Zimbabweans, Kurds, etc.)
You might be a liberal if…you drive your Volvo 10MPH under the speed limit in the left lane on the highway when everyone else is trying to get to work on time fergodsakes.
You might be a liberal if you find killing an innocent baby in the womb to be alright; but insist that child rapist killers should not be executed.
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