Dear Woman…..I am sorry for having a penis.
I found this at the Daily Caller. It is both pathetic and disturbing yet at times hilarious:
I think the author of the original Daily Caller post sums it up best:
In what my male colleagues have called an elaborate attempt to get laid, a group of feminist men has issued an apology to the world’s women for thousands of years of oppression.
Category: I hate hippies
I made it to 40 seconds before I reached for the puke bucket.
Bobo you got to the watch the whole thing.
Watching that was the most painful thing that I have done all day, and I just sat through a two hour long general officer steering committee.
Jonn, if you keep using headers like that, you ARE going to have to start charging! 🙂
But does it work ???? or is there still an exchange of money?
I watch the whole thing last night. As I said on fb “What a load of twaddle…”
I’d say that it doesn’t matter that they gave up their balls, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t have any to start.
Is that second guy Joe, Houser, or Richter?
If that was their elaborate attempt to get laid, from a woman’s perspective, they failed miserably…what a crock of crap.
Good God. It’s a tsunami of new age hippie bullshit platitudes. Who elected the Beta Male Society as gender spokespersons?
That was just… plain … creepy. Wanted to vomit almost immediately but kept watching against my better judgment. In other words, I concur with Bobo #1 and OpDan #2… and couldn’t have said it any better than Jamisea #8.
Obviously, these guys are;
1. Not married
2. Paying some sort of penance for forgetting about Valentine’s Day
3. Serial killers
No women likes wimps.. even feminists. So no, they ain’t getting any nookie off this crap!
I made it to the 11 second mark before laughter won.
As far as the “peaceful resolution of conflict” goes, they’re obviously all gay and have never angered a woman.
These are not beta males. No pack would have them as beta. They are omega, and they still aren’t going to get any.
What a great way to make sure you never get laid ever again.
they must be Unics. Look, if women wanted men to be women they’d all be lesbians.
Doc–I opined elsewhere that these guys look like a couple of the Heaven’s Gate cultists who didn’t eat the applesauce and join the mothership. The main connection is the missing balls and vacant stares.
Heard about this on another site, & haven’t watched it yet. Not sure I want to, got my health to consider.
That said, I’m NOT about apologize to ANYone for ANYthing someone else did in the past. You want an apology, go to the source. I only apologize for my own actions.
I’m sorry, I tried to sit through this horseshit and couldn’t even get past a whole minute. What a bunch of whiny little vaginas.
Jonn, you must just still be shackled in a prison of anger, fear, and shame.
I thought it was a skit. I was waiting for the punchline. What a bunch of Manginas.
What the hell is up with that dudes hair at the 6:50 mark? I expect some woman to file a warrant for his arrest for stealing her hair-do.
I’m getting horny…..
So how do we get the real man version?
Dear Woman,
I’m sorry I want to have intercourse 5 times a day like a rabbit.
I’m sorry that I leave the toilet seat up frequently and use up the toilet paper
I’m sorry I drink all the beer and leave you one bottle of Michelob Ultra
I’m sorry I comment so rudely when you try and watch American Idol and Dancing with the Stars.
I’m sorry I only want to go to a bar and drink rather than watch chick flicks and other bad movies.
I’m sorry that I retreat to the back room to watch UFC while you deal with screaming children (see number 2 please).
WTF is this bullshit? The guy on the left sounds like the dude in Batman Begins that trained Bruce Wayne lol
Subject: The Perfect Fairy Tale
The Perfect Fairy Tale – From the Heart
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ….. The end
Dear Prince. I’m sorry for being a beautiful princess, LOL. It’s a tough job, but some bitch has GOT to do it. =D Had you served in the Royal Guard instead of sitting on your Royal Ass, you would have realized that NO means “numerous opportunities” and YES means “your enlistment stops.” It’s just a matter of timing. But that’s okay. I too like tall ones, hot tail and Talladega. Your Bishop pays for all of them. (^_^)