A Public Service Announcement From Operator Dan For My Friends In The Liberal Media
This is a clip:
This is a magazine:
Its not hard to figure this stuff out (all of thirty seconds on Google), but I guess it just takes less time to type clip instead of magazine which leaves you more time to attack Sarah Palin. I betcha she knows the difference however.
Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists, Liberals suck, Media
Yeah… but which one uses the high capacity ammunition?
Could it be they were thinking more like, prOn magazine maybe?
And the clip they were thinking of is like the paper clip, ya know office item or something? Uh Dan? Nothing from nothing but you forgot to mention that is a double stack magazine in the lower picture. 8)
*cough, cough*
…next, a visual guide to “automatic” weapons versus “semi-automatic” weapons versus “please don’t rape me I’m unarmed” weapons.
The media and civilians in general will never come to understand the importance of semantics and precise terminology withing the military and military industry. It’s just too much. It’s like the film guys I know rolling their eyes and kicking their feet every time someone refers to recording as “video taping” or my UT buddy who lost his mind every time someone referred to getting shocked as being “electrocuted”.
The media wants me to have a frikkin’ license to own a forearm. How come they aren’t required to have a license to practice journalism?
Seems to me that, no matter how many mass killings there are each year, more deaths and destroyed lives are caused by “journalists” than by all forearms-related incidents combined.
The media wants me to have a frikkin’ license to own a forearm. How come they aren’t required to have a license to practice journalism?
Seems to me that, no matter how many mass killings there are each year, more deaths and destroyed lives are caused by “journalists” than by all firearms-related incidents combined.
Ooo, ooo!!! This is that “high capacity ammunition” thingy isn’t it?!?!? Or is this an assult weapon?
“The media wants me to have a frikkin’ license to own a forearm.”
Don’t be silly. The media would be the first to admit that the second amendment gives you the right to have forearms. If pressed, they’d probably even admit that hands are allowed as well.
“Don’t be silly. The media would be the first to admit that the second amendment gives you the right to have forearms. If pressed, they’d probably even admit that hands are allowed as well.”
High capacity hands?
I’m a civilian girl, so I have to ask… “High Capacity Ammunition” is sorta like the “Piston return spring” in an engine… right?
As far as the media goes… they remind me of the Scarecrow from the Wizard Of Oz… only I wish they had a brain!
Ehhhhhh….AW1 Tim? You have a lethal forearm, bro? 8)
Dang it water dawg! Look out Steven Seagal! *lol*
Uh, sure thang Kristina 😉
Kristina … ROFLMBO!!!
1. Never correct the anti-gun bigots when they use incorrect terminology. If they place a ban on high-capacity clips, so be it.
2. I agree that all guns should be devoid of the following characteristics, because they make them more evil:
No gun should be painted black. (Blued, on the other hand, or Parkerized, is okay.) No gun should be made of plastic (since GLOCKS have plenty of steel, this is okay too.)
3. No gun should be capable of firing more than one bullet at a time
4. No gun should be cheaply made. All guns should not blow apart in your hand.
5. All guns should come with a cable lock, which is very useful for securing intruders necks to the mailbox post so they don’t get more blood than necessary on the carpet while waiting for the cops to finish their donuts.
6. No gun should have a barrel length shorter than 2″
7. No gun should have a barrel length exceeding the width of a pickup truck
8. Since terrorists can use .50 caliber guns to shoot down airplanes, muslims will not be allowed to own them.
9. Since no one ever commits violence with .22 or .17 HMR, there will be no restrictions whatsoever on the sale, possesion, or use of these guns.
10. As long as a person claims to be hunting (for animals, keys, ‘tang, terrorists, whatevs) they shall be allowed to carry guns suitable for the purpose of hunting. (And since terrorist always use evil black guns and evil AK-47 machine-guns, these shall be allowed for the peaceful purpose of hunting terrorists only.)
11. Anyone attempting or professing to place restrictions on the use, possession, or transpotation of guns by lawful citizens shall immediately and irrevocably have all their other rights stripped from them by people… with guns.
12. Anyone proclaiming that a gun in caliber ‘X’ is a girly gun may be shot, without warning, in any lower extremity or genitals, to determine if they still feel that way.
Well, I for one, want customer regulation in all Safeway Parking lots. I mean, really. It’s just not good to be there because bad things happen when mad men are on the loose.
And then, I want a ban on all tricky comedy trailers seen on TV. Especially the ones that say, “I’m gonna slay you with the funny.” We all know that it’s causing people to commit murder…
I wish the irresponsible media outlets would just knock off the hypocrisy and STFU.
The M-1 Gerand used Clips.
“High Capacity ammunition” is a bit of an oxymoron. Ammo is ammo, and whatever type you use doesn’t really affect how many you can carry unless we’re talking large scale.
Now lets be completely clear, there is NO reason to make new laws over this incident. How about actually ENFORCING the ones that are on the books? and here’s a thought, CRAZIES ARE EVERYWHERE, and no law will ever stop them. Empower the responders, and maybe you’ll limit the damage they can do.
“CRAZIES ARE EVERYWHERE, and no law will ever stop them. Empower the responders, and maybe you’ll limit the damage they can do.”
Very true, but empower the people in general I say. The people have to want to be empowered however and in today’s self centered age it seems the only empowerment the unwashed masses really want is free access to wealth they didn’t earn, and mind numbing personal pursuits that don’t require much time off the sofa.
Of course, eugenics could be useful to rid the population of those genetically predisposed to mental illness. Got crazies? Sterilize them, their parents, siblings, and offspring.
Sure, it didn’t work out for the Germans, but maybe they didn’t take it to the most extreme measures.
And of course, you could also outlaw the practice of going around unarmed. If everyone is armed, there would be no “helpless victims.” Only those who chose not to defend themselves, and criminals who were breaking the law by not arming themselves, and therefore deserved to die.
Next week Dan will give the media photographic instruction entitled “This is your Ass, and This is a hole in the ground.